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Players:	106/500	Votes:	7714
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is filled with more drama than a soap opera! Join us for epic battles, crazy alliances, and scandalous betrayals.

One time, a player built a giant statue of themselves made entirely out of diamond blocks, only to have it blown up by a mischievous creeper. And don’t even get me started on the time someone tried to start a llama racing league in the Nether.

But that’s not all! We have secret treasure hunts, hidden dungeons, and even a mysterious portal that leads to a parallel universe where pigs can fly. So come join us for the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life. Just remember, anything can happen on our server – even a chicken uprising.

BusinessCraft City Roleplay

Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	4523
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Potions Brewed:	108
Magic Items Found:	4315	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Are you ready to explore a new role play server? BusinessCraft is a minecraft-survival City Roleplay server that uses custom easy to use plugins to simulate aspects of a real city. The server includes a wide selection of jobs such as: Engineer, Miner, Lumberjack, Doctor, Lawyer and many more! This server also has a government and democratic elections!Live in a cozy house in the suburbs while building your business empire downtown. You can start businesses ranging from agriculture to manufacturing, scale your business into a large corporation or keep it a small local business, or you can work for another company and enjoy everything else the city has to offer!The city has lots to explore, you can rent apartments including penthouses, explore easter eggs like the sewers, or venture into the acres of wildlife preserve just outside city limits! Buses, trains, subways, and planes can help you travel throughout the city and world. Nearly everything built within the city is player owned and operated.

play.mcbusinesscraft.com

GoldenSky Server

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	649
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	68
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

The GoldenSky server has been around since 2013 and is 10 years old this year! Over the years it has included many players who have collected very personal memories in the game and with other players. The focus of the server is the game modes SkyBlock and Survival.

play.golden-sky.de

Ruinous Horizons

Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	2326
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	4651	Emeralds Found:	4116
Farms Harvested:	636	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Love Letters Sent:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Holy Grails Found:	2

Welcome to Ruinous Horizons, the most thrilling Cobblemon server pack you’ve ever seen! Dive into a world where Pokémon become your greatest ally and embark on an epic journey filled with adventure. Additional mods are added to enhance the experience. Use our modpack! Just search up Ruinous Horizons on technic or curseforge, or join our discord to see more ways.

rhorizons.apexmc.co:25602

Aether SMP

Economy, Survival

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	9883
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Love Letters Sent:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Meteorites Collected:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9

› ˖°꒰ What is Aether SMP? Aether SMP is a Java and Bedrock SMP server founded on friendship and having a good time. We seek to create a comfortable and fun atmosphere for everyone. If you’re looking for a server that feels like a family, check us out.› ˖°꒰ Server Features: ╭ ────────────────── :: -﹆ ៸ ៸ Non-P2W ︰﹆៸៸ Java/Bedrock crossplay ︰﹆៸៸ Appealable bans ︰﹆៸៸ Vote ranks with perks A ﹆ ៸ ៸ TPA / Sethomes ︰﹆៸៸ Warp creation ︰﹆៸៸ Player driven economy ︰﹆៸៸ Open staff applications ︰﹆៸៸ Relaxed rules ╰ ────────────────── ::

play.aethersmp.com

Bloom SMP

Cross-Play, Survival

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	4662
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9

Welcome to the original Bloom SMP! The perfect place to play Minecraft Survival, have fun and make new friendships.Features: – Anti griefing – Cross play – A welcoming community – An active Discord – A friendly staff team – Regular eventsBloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.

play.bloomsmp.net

Swemy Horseys

Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	8091
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Runes Activated:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Swemy Horseys is equestrian roleplay and economy server. Swemy Horseys is based off the SWEM mod, as well as it features a variety of other mods. We offer economy, roleplay, competition, and adventure. Our server is still in early development, but still open to the public as we continuously work on upgrading the server and creating better and better content. Check out our website for much more in depth information and see what future plans we have cooking up!Economy Buy, sell, get a server job, or create your own business. Become a farrier, vet, stablehand, rescue worker, swe-mart employee, riding instructor, facility owner/business owner, breeder, builder, contractor, photographer, videographer, and much more!Roleplay Build, compete, create your own facilities, take care of your horse, ride with friends.Adventure Play survival, explore, fight bosses, complete dungeons, and fight to earn your own dragon egg. You can travel the skies by dragon, and travel the lands by horse!Tags Java > 1.18.2 > Equestrian > Forge > Economy > Survival > Adventure > Roleplay > Modded

51.81.37.166:36570

LumaMC

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	615
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Dimension Hops:	9
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Endless Night Skies:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Living Statues Befriended:	2

We’re a TownySMP focused on quality gameplay with a strong and friendly community. On Luma you’ll find tons of fun and unique features such as custom items (custom coded), seasons world (syncs up to real life), item wraps, mcMMO, and of course Towny!

play.lumamc.net

Gratopia

LifeSteal, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	1724
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Divine Spears Created:	12	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

[1.20] Just RESET Welcome to the ultimate survival experience! Gratopia combines the excitement of survival with the thrill of an economy-based gameplay. Our community is made up of friendly players who are always eager to help each other out. With our user-friendly features, you’ll find yourself fully immersed in the survival aspect of Minecraft. From gathering resources to trading with other players, you’ll have everything you need to thrive in this virtual world. See you in game! [Java + Bedrock Supported]

gratopia.gg

HibiscusMC

Survival

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	2535
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Chimeras Created:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	37

Step into a unique world unlike others on HibiscusMC: Reimagined – a revolutionary Minecraft Survival experience filled with custom mobs, furniture, blocks, and so much more, all without the need for any mods. Join our amazing community today on 1.19.2/3!

ms.hibiscusmc.com

GT New Horizons by CraftersLand

FTB, PvE, Survival, Tekkit, Towny

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	5575
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: gt.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Town land protection system (MyTown 2 Mod). > Multiple chat channels. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany.

gt.craftersland.net

HaxMC

Anarchy, Cross-Play, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	6496
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Zombie Dances:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	317	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Gods Slained:	0
Ores Mined:	5648	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	3

HaxMC Public Lifesteal server that have a mechanic of stealing life from players to replenish their own. They are a type of Minecraft SMP server and are often called “lifesteal smp” or ”pvp” servers. HaxMC Server Are 90% More Dangerous While Comparing to other Lifesteal Servers it has custom structure and custom Dark Night System in which it is hard for you to survive! Make Sure to vote daily for keys and stuff! Here you can find a server IP for a public lifesteal smp, for Java edition or Bedrock edition.

play.haxmc.fun

Shaded

PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	4731
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	41	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Animals Bred:	52	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Endless Night Skies:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Welcome to Shaded, a brand new survival server where we aim to keep it simple and up to date.We’re focused on building our community, through continued development and player to player interactions.We support both Java and Bedrock edition, so no one is left out!

play.shaded.gg

Hjonkcraft Servers

Creative, Economy, Hardcore, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	8506
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Endless Night Skies:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	2084	Farms Harvested:	298
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Votes:	1408

Welcome to Hjonkcraft Servers We are proudly a fully free to play server that has no paid entry and no donation store or micro transactionsWe have multiple servers to play on including Survival / Minigames / Hardcore / CreativeHardcore will reset every month and we give rewards to top hardcore players.Minigames are fully automatic and have their own server on the network, we host minigame Sunday every SundaySurvival has a few quality of life additions including bosses, we will occasionally run a server wide boss rush event. Hjonkcraft is a server that celebrates it’s community and player’s achievements, come be a part of it 🙂

Play.hjonkcraft.com

Arcadia

Anarchy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	9322
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Animals Bred:	130	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Evil Lairs Raided:	3

play.mcarcadia.com

Haven Network

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	4598
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

Dive into Haven’s Survival server for an unparalleled adventure featuring unique dungeons, customizable kits, job opportunities, and epic quests with playtime rewards. Take the excitement up a notch on our KitPvP server, where you’ll engage in 1.8 PvP mechanics, climb leaderboards, duel opponents, and conquer custom arenas with multiple kits. Join us for an immersive experience where survival meets thrilling PvP battles.

play.safe-haven.me:25645