Haha Minecraft SMP that’s so true SMP Obsidian!

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	4679
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7962	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	26
Divine Spears Created:	12	Talking Trees Consulted:	6

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is filled with more drama than a soap opera! Join us for epic battles, crazy alliances, and scandalous betrayals.

One time, a player built a giant statue of themselves made entirely out of diamond blocks, only to have it blown up by a mischievous creeper. And don’t even get me started on the time someone tried to start a llama racing league in the Nether.

But that’s not all! We have secret treasure hunts, hidden dungeons, and even a mysterious portal that leads to a parallel universe where pigs can fly. So come join us for the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life. Just remember, anything can happen on our server – even a chicken uprising.

BlocksMC

PvP, Skywars

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	3225
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6037

BlocksMc is a Minecraft server that offers a variety of gamemodes, including PVP, SkyPvP, RedstonePVP, Creative, SurvivalGames, BedWars, SkyWars, EggWars, WoolWars, LuckyBlockWars, SkyGiants, MurderMystery, HideAndSeek, TntTag, 1VS1, TheBridge, PartyPvP, UHCRun, BuildBattle, BlockParty, Gravity, SuperJump, Splegg, QuakeCraft, and more. Our server runs 24/7 and supports Minecraft versions from 1.8 to 1.20, allowing you to play at any time. Join us today and enjoy the unique gameplay experience that BlocksMc has to offer!

blocksmc.com

HyshSMP

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	5806
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

HyshSMP is a minecraft server focused on pvp. Our only gamemode for now is lifesteal which is a competitive gamemode where you kill players to gain hearts. Although when you die you lose a heart, after losing all hearts you get banned for 24 hours and after 24 hours you get revived. Griefing and raiding is also allowed so be careful when building a base!

hyshsmp.net:50005

ComuGamers

Bedwars, Creative, KitPvP, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	5266
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Divine Spears Created:	18
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
New Chunks Explored:	33853	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Welcome to ComuGamers Network! We are a Minecraft server created by and for the community, we host endless fun with many varied mini-games.What are you waiting for to join?

mc.comugamers.com

PirateCraft

Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	8444
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Alien Abductions:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

mc.piratemc.com

DynastyMC Cobblemon

Economy, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	1751
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	24	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	25	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Love Letters Sent:	12
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Gods Slained:	1

Welcome to DynastyMC on Fabric 1.20.1, where three distinct realities await you in the expansive world of Cobblemon! Immerse yourself in a unique experience with:– Three Realities: Explore different worlds, each with its own set of challenges and surprises. – Mons Riding: Take your adventure to new heights by riding your Mons across the landscapes. – Player-Gyms: Test your skills and earn prestige by conquering challenging Gyms. – Daycare: Nurture and strengthen your Mons while you embark on thrilling quest – Ranked Battles: Rise through the ranks and prove yourself as the ultimate Pokémon trainer. – Cooking: Master the culinary arts with unique recipes to enhance your gameplay! – Global Trade System (GTS): Trade and expand your Pokémon collection with trainers from around the world.DynastyMC is not just a server; it’s a fusion of innovation and classic Pokémon excitement. Join our passionate community and embark on a limitless Pokémon journey. Whether you’re an experienced trainer or just starting, DynastyMC welcomes you to a world where adventure knows no bounds. Your Pokémon journey begins here! Discord Link: http://discord.gg/dynastymc

play.dynastymc.org

MuCraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	5865
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Dragons Tamed:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	15
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

spela.mucraft.se

Theatria

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	8007
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	9043
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Love Letters Sent:	18	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2

Welcome to Theatria, the Minecraft server that offers an unforgettable gaming experience! With an established and friendly community, Theatria is the perfect place to make new friends and explore the world of Minecraft. Our server has been running for years, so you can trust that we’re here to stay! We offer custom items and enchants, and our own economy, so you can make your own mark on the world. We also have no map resets, so your progress is safe from start to finish. Join us now, and become part of the Theatria family!

mc.playtheatria.com

SurvivalMP

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	7562
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Potions Brewed:	193	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Welcome to SurvivalMP! Were simply a Vanilla/Survival server with a friendly community of players. [Rules]

No modded/hacked clients of any kind. No dupes or exploits. No spamming, advertising or disruptive behavior in chat. All Raiding and PvP is allowed!! Make sure to build far!

Survivalmp.ga

HaxysHideout The 1122 Pack PvE

PvE

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	1381
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Crops Grown:	8264
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Holy Grails Found:	1

the1122pve.haxyshideout.co.uk

Mccaim

Survival

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	9358
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Votes:	9704
Mythical Quests Completed:	45	Endless Night Skies:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6

Mcaim – The greatest minecraft server of all time. Minus all the really good ones, but just ignore those

ms.mcaim.com

MythicHaven

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	6120
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Falling into the Void:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4

Welcome to MythicHaven-The ULTIMATE Towny Experience! Claim land using Towny and invite your friends to create sprawling cities along with you. Become the king or queen of your very own nation and band together with cities across the server. Make your own shopping center and dominate the 100% player run economy. The possibilities for expansion are endless! Features: – 75+ Custom Enchants – In-Game Ranks – Jobs, McMMO, Pocketgames – Custom music and sound effects! – Custom crafting recipes – Regular Events, Friendly Staff, and more! Come visit MythicHaven and start the ULTIMATE Towny adventure today!

mcs.mythichaven.net

Overcast Community

Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	9645
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Runes Activated:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19

With Overcast Community, you get to play a variety of Minecraft PvP maps. Test your skills on different types of maps with unique objectives, made by awesome designers from the former Overcast Network and the community!

play.oc.tc

Lunar Middle School

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	2041
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Gods Slained:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

play.lunarsurvival.xyz

SpeedMC Network

Creative, OneBlock, Prison, Skyblock

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	4466
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	34
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	92	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Endless Night Skies:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3

Welcome to the SpeedMC Network! We offer a variety of game modes including One block, Prison, Creative and soon, Skymines! SpeedMC supports all cross plays! This includes Java, Bedrock, Switch, Xbox, PS5, Virtual Reality and more!Our Version Support includes:Skyblock Minecraft 1.14 – 1.18.2 One block Minecraft 1.14 – 1.18.2 Prison Minecraft 1.13 – 1.18.2Server IP: play.mc-speed.com Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/speedmc

play.mc-speed.com

CookieCraft Survival

Economy, Survival

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	1014
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5

CookieCraft is a place for everyone who loves vanilla Survival and is looking for a great group of people to play with. This is a great place to make friends fast, as we encourage players to be friendly and not grief.This is a server ran by experienced Minecraft server owners, and is running on a very long-term lag-free server.Our features include: A lag-free, long term server… A fresh world… Friendly community… A perfectly balanced player-driven economy — create your own shops!… Non-P2W… Pets… Vanilla Minecraft Survival.IP: play.cookiecraftsmp.com Discord: https://discord.gg/SWPgXdcUXw

play.cookiecraftsmp.com