Haha Minecraft SMP that’s so true SMP Obsidian!

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	4562
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	13	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Mines Excavated:	2894
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is filled with more drama than a soap opera! Join us for epic battles, crazy alliances, and scandalous betrayals.

One time, a player built a giant statue of themselves made entirely out of diamond blocks, only to have it blown up by a mischievous creeper. And don’t even get me started on the time someone tried to start a llama racing league in the Nether.

But that’s not all! We have secret treasure hunts, hidden dungeons, and even a mysterious portal that leads to a parallel universe where pigs can fly. So come join us for the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life. Just remember, anything can happen on our server – even a chicken uprising.

Ruby

Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	661
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Falling into the Void:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
New Chunks Explored:	539623	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2

Welcome to Ruby! We are an online community with an extra focus on togetherness, inclusion and friendship. Here you can meet safely no matter who you are. We want everyone to experience development and mastery at Rubinen. We have Survival, Creative, Dungeons, Parkour, Spleef, Towny, Events, KeepInventory, Voteparty, Competitions, PvP and more!

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DraconityMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	1993
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Cross-Play! Anyone can join from any launcher!!DraconityMC – SURVIVAL KINGDOMS– Custom Mobs: Fully customized passive and hostile mobs, as well as interactive pets with skills and abilities! – Custom World Generation: Completely reworked world generation, featuring hundreds of varieties of biomes filled with custom mobs! – Outposts: Fight for rulership of the four biome outposts, but fight off the ogres, vikings, ents, and bandits! – Boss Fights: Daily varieties of custom textured boss spawns with OP rewards! – Skills: Redesigned custom McMMO skills, RPG style! Level up for rewards! – Battlepass: Featuring hundreds of fresh quests to face every season, with a balanced VIP battlepass access! – New Enchantments: Completely reworked enchantment system, featuring a wizard NPC for all your enchantment needs! – Kingdoms: Build and form the strongest kingdom on the server, and declare war on other kingdoms for power! If you just wanna chill and build, you can turn this feature off and sit back and watch the chaos! – Gems Shop: Buy keys, cosmetics, wardrobe items, and much more with gems! – Dungeons: Grind through the levels of the dungeons for unique rewards and challenging battles from our custom mobs and bosses! + much more!: We have so many amazing features that we can’t even list them all, so come check it out now!

play.draconitymc.com

GuildCraft Network

Creative, Economy, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	3082
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6

Welcome to GuildCraft network!We offer many different games with our custom made plugins, maps, and games.

play.guildcraft.net

NostalgiaCraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	3167
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

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ArcherMC

Creative, Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, Prison, PvP

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	149
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15	Demon Skulls Collected:	39
Rainbows Spotted:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Farms Harvested:	816
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1

Number 1 OP server with tons of unique features: plots, gangs, drugs, explosive items, cheapest donor ranks, custom mines, and the ultimate experience! We have rankups from A-Z as well as 26 custom built amazing mines to fit them! All players can have their own plots and gangs! What are you waiting for?! Join now!

mc.archermc.net

SpongeCraft

Economy, Survival, Towny

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	1661
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Villages Defended:	9	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Custom Enchants, Multi SlimeFun Addons, in-game ranks, and more!ABOUT US:A new server, with a community rooted from over 6 years back, SpongeCraft is a close knit and active group of people that offers an experience like no other! We welcomes people of all ages, backgrounds, and interests, so you’re sure to meet many new friends. SpongeCraft is a friendly, mature SMP type server with many unique perks you’ll love and enjoy with a large focus on the community!

play.spongecraft.net

Nest GSG

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	7170
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	26
Dimension Hops:	11	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Mines Excavated:	4783	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

The GSG Network is in an incredible phase!! Forget everything you’ve heard about the network in the past and come give your future favorite server a try.Currently, the Águia Server – 1.20+ is active The server is cross-platform – Java and Bedrock Survival mode with 3 different worlds to choose from Exclusive perks available in each world Box system with new arrivals per season Tournament System Ground Protection System VIP system mcMMO skills Clan System with War Event

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KoalaServers

Creative, Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	1863
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Falling into the Void:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Welcome, our aim is for a close to vanilla taste, but with the added flavor of jobs, economy, player ran shops, and warps. We are generous with claim blocks too as we feel it’s fair to allow players to protect their bases no matter how big the project! Come join our chill community and enjoy some unique Aussie ranks!

play.koalaservers.net

AstraMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	254
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Chimeras Created:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Ores Mined:	2568

– Cute pets that will follow you around, you can ride and have skill trees! – We have a premium land claiming plugin with extreme customization for better protection – We have tag’s to show off some style and some new cosmetics in the works as well~ – Farming and player based economy! Farm to become the richest on the server or make a shop and join the kings of the economy – Skill’s for those that like a little bit of a rpg twist on their favorite game~ – New collectible’s each month, if you get lucky you can sell them for millions later – Amazing events hosted throughout the year for all to participate in! – Active staff members, owners and mangement as well as active socials and one or two small content creators! – Currently in the works of working on turning into a server network with multiple gamemodes and something for everyone to enjoy~

play.astra-mc.net

Phloxnew

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	8635
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Crops Grown:	6496	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Endless Legions Commanded:	28	Holy Grails Found:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2

Phlox is a newly opened no-grief Survival server that offers many custom-made features to make your playing experience better. Play alone or create a guild with your friends! We have a chill and welcoming community, and we hope to see you soon!You can also vote for us to rank up in-game!Bedrock IP: play.phloxmc.net:19132

play.phloxmc.net

Mythical Empires Server

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	9094
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Players Killed by Monsters:	588	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Potions Brewed:	177
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Secret Passages Found:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

-= Mythical Empires =- – Money and Tokens – Kingdoms – Jobs – Skills – Dungeons – Pets – Amazing Enchants – Boosters – Auctions – Events – Discord Support – Active staff – Friendly community

play.mythical-empires.com

TrekCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	1571
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Animals Bred:	72
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4

TrekCraft is not any ordinary server, we are a committed Towny/Survival server with tons of extra plugins to enhance your experience at TrekCraft. Our towny server is a welcoming community where you can build and play with minimal drama. We include Mcmmo, LWC, Jobs, awesome custom boss mobs, ArtMap and much more. Here at TC we have a friendly community that takes part in events every week and an all player staff that will help you through any situation. We’ve been around since 2014 so you know that you can trust us to last. When you find yourself on TrekCraft you feel like you are part of the family, and that is exactly what we want you to feel.Take time today and come join us at mc.TrekCraft.net You can also visit our website at http://www.trekcraft.ca/Minecraft is an adventure, Trek it. -TC2014 Website: http://www.trekcraft.ca/

mc.trekcraft.net

NeonGamer Network – Nova Capital

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	260
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Buildings Constructed:	21	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Villages Defended:	13	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

A survival with several well-known successful elements: McMMO Store system System of Spawners VIP system Clan System PvP, build, spleef and other events Box and key system cash system Awards for the top of the server Key reward for time online with /prewards E + a system of creative ideas with a Hunger Games theme

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Ranch N Craft

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	7544
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5

Also available on BEDROCK Edition Minecraft. IP: br.ranchncraft.com Port: 19132We here at Ranch n Craft are a survival server running several custom built plugins, including our very own horse themed plugin! We are a family friendly, community based server that you don’t wanna miss!We aren’t only about horses though! We have a claiming plugin, run events with our dedicated staff, and have so many opportunities to become a part of our amazing community. We also use many of your favourite plugins, and have a Creative server where you can build to your heart’s content.With glowing reviews and a family feel, come join us now to see what all the fuss is about. There’s a reason we’ve been on PCGames list of top ten servers for the last five years!www.ranchncraft.com https://discord.gg/V3mm8bx

mc.ranchncraft.com

jes.earth

Cross-Play, Earth, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	902
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Dimension Hops:	8
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	37	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Welcome!Just an Earth Server is a Minecraft Earth Bedrock Java crossplay survival server where you can make your town, city or even a nation! Different Earth and survival worlds, OneBlock and more. Toxicity-free.We are excited to welcome you to the server B)IP: jes.earth Bedrock Port: 19132 Map: http://map.jes.earth/ Discord: http://discord.gg/jes YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/JustanEarthServer Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/justanearthserver/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@justanearthserver

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