Haha I Hate Myself Minecraft SMP

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	2602
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Endless Night Skies:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	65	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no personality? Look no further, join our server for a wild ride filled with laughter and chaos!

Reasons to join: – We have a secret underground society of possums who run the server, they’re the real bosses here. – Our tagmap is filled with tags like “haha”, “hahaihatemyself”, and “posshouse”, because who needs normal tags anyway? – The roadkill in our world is actually sentient and will guide you on your journey, just watch out for the zombie roadkill, they’re a bit feisty. – Our steam group is full of memes and inside jokes, it’s basically a meme paradise. – Posscraft is the only place where you can ride a llama into battle while wearing a top hat and monocle, because why not?

Join us at 51.81.62.131 for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the insanity that awaits you!

BrasilCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	1118
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Animals Bred:	85
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Dimension Hops:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	3

BrasilCraft Servers 100% Brazilian Version 1.8x – 1.20x Servers > IP: jogarbrasilcraft.com > Server Name: BrasilCraft > Server Version 1.8x – 1.20x > Servidor Slimefun > Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/BrasilCraft > Discord Do Servidor: https://discord.gg/pzzfBB5f4H > Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brasilcraft… >Twitter: https://twitter.com/_BrasilCraft_ >Site: https://www.brasilcraft.net >YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BrasilCraft

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realme

Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	6445
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	142
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	75
Void Gems Collected:	38	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15

Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

realmi.fi

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	885
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Mines Excavated:	3396	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

play.dextrality.net

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	525
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Meteorites Collected:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

DBC.ApolloNetworkMC.net

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	145
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Alien Abductions:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

mcs.minebox.es

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	3249
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Villages Defended:	14	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Void Gems Collected:	24	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

tavernmc.net

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	9679
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Zombie Dances:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5

mc.roleplayhub.net

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	7430
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Mines Excavated:	1778
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Dragon Scales Harvested:	193	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

play.lokamc.com

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	2751
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Alien Abductions:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Votes:	3249
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

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RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	7380
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Animals Bred:	126
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Towns Built:	7
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	40
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Endless Night Skies:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

play.realbox.fun

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	5559
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Zombie Dances:	9	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Runes Activated:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	276	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

gyat.minewind.net

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	5689
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

play.pocketpixels.net

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	8110
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

play.vanillaplus.net

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	4705
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	89
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Alien Abductions:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

nohub.playcdu.co

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	6533
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Love Letters Sent:	16
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

play.jackpotmc.com