Haha I Hate Myself Minecraft SMP

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	5265
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Ores Mined:	9295
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no personality? Look no further, join our server for a wild ride filled with laughter and chaos!

Reasons to join: – We have a secret underground society of possums who run the server, they’re the real bosses here. – Our tagmap is filled with tags like “haha”, “hahaihatemyself”, and “posshouse”, because who needs normal tags anyway? – The roadkill in our world is actually sentient and will guide you on your journey, just watch out for the zombie roadkill, they’re a bit feisty. – Our steam group is full of memes and inside jokes, it’s basically a meme paradise. – Posscraft is the only place where you can ride a llama into battle while wearing a top hat and monocle, because why not?

Join us at 51.81.62.131 for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the insanity that awaits you!

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	4605
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

play.dextrality.net

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	8980
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	30
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

DBC.ApolloNetworkMC.net

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	1620
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Animals Bred:	19	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

mcs.minebox.es

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	3828
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

tavernmc.net

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	3579
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	16
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Buildings Constructed:	24
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Secret Passages Found:	6

mc.roleplayhub.net

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	5843
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension Hops:	15	Buildings Constructed:	32
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	12

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

play.lokamc.com

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	2319
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	15	Animals Bred:	190
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	38	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Dragon Scales Harvested:	311	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

play.pokebalta.com.tr

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	8575
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Enchantments Applied:	137
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	4

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

play.realbox.fun

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	3978
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17
Love Letters Sent:	5	Secret Passages Found:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	500
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Zombie Dances:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Mythical Quests Completed:	46
Votes:	3913	Divine Spears Created:	15

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

gyat.minewind.net

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	900
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

play.pocketpixels.net

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	1974
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	48
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Enchantments Applied:	85	Potions Brewed:	107

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

play.vanillaplus.net

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	5544
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Towns Built:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Crops Grown:	6848
Elemental Crystals Collected:	80	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

nohub.playcdu.co

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	1354
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
New Chunks Explored:	682072	Love Letters Sent:	15
Dragon Scales Harvested:	269	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Villages Defended:	6

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

play.jackpotmc.com

NAVELYA

PvP

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	5820
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	451
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	175	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	46	Epic Shields Constructed:	21
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	5

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

play.navelya.net

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	2824
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Magic Items Found:	8020
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	4434	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Crops Grown:	5945
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Dragon Scales Harvested:	217
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

ms.zedarmc.com