Haha I Hate Myself Minecraft SMP

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	3671
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Holy Grails Found:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	45

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no personality? Look no further, join our server for a wild ride filled with laughter and chaos!

Reasons to join: – We have a secret underground society of possums who run the server, they’re the real bosses here. – Our tagmap is filled with tags like “haha”, “hahaihatemyself”, and “posshouse”, because who needs normal tags anyway? – The roadkill in our world is actually sentient and will guide you on your journey, just watch out for the zombie roadkill, they’re a bit feisty. – Our steam group is full of memes and inside jokes, it’s basically a meme paradise. – Posscraft is the only place where you can ride a llama into battle while wearing a top hat and monocle, because why not?

Join us at 51.81.62.131 for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the insanity that awaits you!

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	7778
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	16	New Chunks Explored:	217044
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Emeralds Found:	3632	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Mines Excavated:	2439	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	5930	Rainbows Spotted:	4

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

tavernmc.net

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	9214
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5

mc.roleplayhub.net

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	2809
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	1003	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

play.lokamc.com

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	4789
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Love Letters Sent:	12
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Falling into the Void:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

play.pokebalta.com.tr

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	759
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Void Gems Collected:	39	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2864
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Ores Mined:	1457	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

play.realbox.fun

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	5469
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	259	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33
Emeralds Found:	6421	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	81	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

gyat.minewind.net

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	6153
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

play.pocketpixels.net

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	6841
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	New Chunks Explored:	543445
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Animals Bred:	170	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

play.vanillaplus.net

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	8504
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Chimeras Created:	2

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

nohub.playcdu.co

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	2381
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Mines Excavated:	4402	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	80	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

play.jackpotmc.com

NAVELYA

PvP

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	9113
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	55	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Secret Passages Found:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

play.navelya.net

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	7604
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Zombie Dances:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	5

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

ms.zedarmc.com

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	8792
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	15
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Villages Defended:	17

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

mcs.eyserver.com

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	892
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Items Found:	7868	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Alien Abductions:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	18	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	8886	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

pog.foxcraft.net

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	6802
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Secret Passages Found:	8
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Meteorites Collected:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Endless Night Skies:	2

play.dreamers.fun