Haha I Hate Myself Minecraft SMP

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	2270
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runes Activated:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Villages Defended:	12	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Void Armor Forged:	13	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no personality? Look no further, join our server for a wild ride filled with laughter and chaos!

Reasons to join: – We have a secret underground society of possums who run the server, they’re the real bosses here. – Our tagmap is filled with tags like “haha”, “hahaihatemyself”, and “posshouse”, because who needs normal tags anyway? – The roadkill in our world is actually sentient and will guide you on your journey, just watch out for the zombie roadkill, they’re a bit feisty. – Our steam group is full of memes and inside jokes, it’s basically a meme paradise. – Posscraft is the only place where you can ride a llama into battle while wearing a top hat and monocle, because why not?

Join us at 51.81.62.131 for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the insanity that awaits you!

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	7734
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	275
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

mcs.minebox.es

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	8303
Rating:	4.8 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	38
Dragons Tamed:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

tavernmc.net

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	2953
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	130	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	91	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Enchantments Applied:	93	Emeralds Found:	6326

mc.roleplayhub.net

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	2982
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Mines Excavated:	1879
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Runes Activated:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	5

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

play.lokamc.com

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	8997
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Alien Abductions:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Chimeras Created:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

play.pokebalta.com.tr

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	358
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	195
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Secret Passages Found:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Crops Grown:	5419
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

play.realbox.fun

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	4532
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Runes Activated:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

gyat.minewind.net

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	6402
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Potions Brewed:	44
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Enchantments Applied:	66	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

play.pocketpixels.net

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	5658
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Enchantments Applied:	87
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Falling into the Void:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	54	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

play.vanillaplus.net

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	5940
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Star Shards Collected:	50
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

nohub.playcdu.co

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	2358
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

play.jackpotmc.com

NAVELYA

PvP

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	3522
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22	Chimeras Created:	4

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

play.navelya.net

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	1751
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Dimension Hops:	8
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

ms.zedarmc.com

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	9391
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Star Shards Collected:	108	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

mcs.eyserver.com

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	2997
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	2

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

pog.foxcraft.net