Haha I Hate Myself Minecraft SMP

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	1595
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	164
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Zombie Dances:	7

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no personality? Look no further, join our server for a wild ride filled with laughter and chaos!

Reasons to join: – We have a secret underground society of possums who run the server, they’re the real bosses here. – Our tagmap is filled with tags like “haha”, “hahaihatemyself”, and “posshouse”, because who needs normal tags anyway? – The roadkill in our world is actually sentient and will guide you on your journey, just watch out for the zombie roadkill, they’re a bit feisty. – Our steam group is full of memes and inside jokes, it’s basically a meme paradise. – Posscraft is the only place where you can ride a llama into battle while wearing a top hat and monocle, because why not?

Join us at 51.81.62.131 for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the insanity that awaits you!

MineLucky

Economy, Prison, PvP

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	4101
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	117	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

MineLucky is a fresh take on the OP prison game mode. Join now with org.minelucky.net for Java and bedrock.minelucky.net (Port: 19132) for Bedrock.

org.minelucky.net

PotterworldMC

Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	4992
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Zombie Dances:	1

Hello, magical folk, and welcome to Potterworld! You’ll fight in duels, brew potions, complete magical challenges, interact with your friends, and explore the magical world – all through Minecraft!We are proud to be a global, family-friendly server. You can join us with a Minecraft: Java Edition account on versions 1.10 to 1.13.2 using the IP address play.potterworldmc.com. The server runs with plugins, so no mods are needed.Our custom resource pack will download automagically. All you must do is click “Yes” when it asks for your permission in-game. Please ensure that the “Server Resource Packs” setting is set to “Enabled” or “Prompt” in the server settings before connecting to the server. Otherwise, the download will fail.Join us for an exciting and magical experience!Potterworld or Droobledore LLC is not in any way affiliated with Mojang AB, J.K. Rowling, Warner Brothers or any company, copyright or trademark.

play.potterworldmc.com

The Seed

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	4140
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	30	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Dimension Hops:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	193	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	395	Orbs of Power Found:	7

The Seed was created with one thing in mind – Minecraft. For the players that are looking for a server that has countless custom-coded features, The Seed isn’t for you. While we do have custom features, our goal is to keep The Seed simple and community-based for those that just want to play Minecraft with friends. So, here’s what we offer:– Player Shops | Anybody and everybody is allowed to create their own shop – Player Warps | Once you are a Nomad (play for one hour), you can create public warps – User-Friendly Land Claiming | Protect your property with ease – Rank promotions for playing on the server | Each Rank has it’s own upgrades – Pets | Every player is able to tame their own pet by killing any animal with a lead – Player-Driven Economy | The Seed sells a limited amount of items at it’s shop. Go buy and sell from other players! – Friendly Community | Although we are a new server, we encourage our future players to be mature, respectful, and friendly!

play.theseedmc.com

Imagine Fun

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Roleplay

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	1804
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	36	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Dragons Tamed:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11

Welcome to Imagine Fun.The most realistic Disneyland in Anaheim recreation you can possibly imagine. Tons of players and tons of items to collect and trade! Come try out all of the rides and meet new friends.

mc.imaginefun.net

DeathZone Network

Factions, KitPvP, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	5799
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Zombie Dances:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40	Dragon Scales Harvested:	124
Crops Grown:	8522	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

3) NON-PREMIUM and PREMIUM + ALL VERSIONS [1.7x – 1.20x] -> ENTRY TUTORIAL: https://youtu.be/YdPx2zaN5iU-> IP NORMAL: deathzone.net | Puerto: 25565 -> IP BEDROCK: deathzone.net | Puerto : 19132 -> STORE: https://tienda.deathzone.net/ -> DISCORD: https://discord.deathzone.net/

mc.deathzone.club

OrchardCraft Survival

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	7035
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	169	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	14
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Potions Brewed:	183
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

OrchardCraft is a family-friendly simple SMP community. It’s a perfect survival where you can meet new friends, establish your player shops, relax, and hang out! We have tons of high-quality features that you will enjoy. There are in-game ranks and resource worlds for you to collect extra loot. What are you waiting for? Come check us out!

play.orchardcraftmc.com

Rede Saint

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	281
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Enchantments Applied:	200	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8

Introducing Redesaint’s Minecraft Servers!Survival Refuge: This server is the perfect choice for those looking for an exciting Minecraft adventure. Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play from version 1.12! Survival Refuge offers everything a player needs to survive in the world of Minecraft, including special artifacts, clans, McMMO, warfare, special events, online store, land protection, tournaments, market and much more! Enjoy all the fun and excitement of a survival server with friends or alone.Rankup Space: Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play on Rankup from version 1.8 to 1.19.3! This server is perfect for those looking for an exciting challenge, with exclusive features such as a rank system, special mines, special mining pickaxe, plot system, virtual store, war, special events, clans and much more! Challenge yourself and reach the top of the rankings with your friends and other players.IP: redesaint.com Port for BEDROCK: 19133Site: https://redesaint.com Discord: https://redesaint.com/discord

redesaint.com

Rebirth of Balkan – Network

OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	749
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	3123
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	8174	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Void Gems Collected:	27

Minecraft Rebirth of Balkan – Network Server ip: play.rebirthofbalkan.com Server forum: https://rebirthofbalkan.com/Minecraft/ Discord: https://discord.gg/SQxbFYs6t7 Minecraft version: 1.8-1.20x Since: 2011Servers: Survival SkyBlock Hub OneBlock PrisonCome, we are waiting for you!

178.33.34.224

MineHeart

Cross-Play, Earth, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	9519
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	169	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Dragon Scales Harvested:	326	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Living Statues Befriended:	0

play.mineheart.net

Fairytales

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	3143
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Void Gems Collected:	21	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Java IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Bedrock IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/fairytalesFairytales SMP is a magical community server for everyone! With Fairy Origins for a modded server feel. Be the fairy of your dreams with different magical abilities such as flying around, permanent water breathing and the ability to survive in lava. There’s something for everyone!Grief Protected, Cross-Compatible Java and Bedrock Edition!

mc.fairy-tales.uk

Trollrace Network

PvE, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	8385
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Star Shards Collected:	150

Join DoniBobes on his newest Minecraft Network. Are you the Troll? or will you get trolled?Play online, and maybe you will be in Doni’s next YouTube Video

mc.trollrace.net

MCexp

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	1074
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50	Mythical Quests Completed:	27
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Love Letters Sent:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8

Minecraft Experience was born with the aim of bringing players together by creating a solid community based on mutual respect. we have various modes including: Vanilla Experience: If you’re looking for a quiet vanilla game where grief is forbidden and playing together is the basis of the mode, then this is for you! Staffers present 99% of the time, shops created in vanilla by the players, official server shop and every Sunday at 3pm a fantastic giveaway. SkyBlock Experience: Are you looking for a totally unique skyblock? Skyblock Experience is completely unique and spectacular! OpPrison: A one of a kind OpPrison, many ranks and a fantastic map!!!

mcexp.it

BrasilCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	320
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Enchantments Applied:	151
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

BrasilCraft Servers 100% Brazilian Version 1.8x – 1.20x Servers > IP: jogarbrasilcraft.com > Server Name: BrasilCraft > Server Version 1.8x – 1.20x > Servidor Slimefun > Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/BrasilCraft > Discord Do Servidor: https://discord.gg/pzzfBB5f4H > Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brasilcraft… >Twitter: https://twitter.com/_BrasilCraft_ >Site: https://www.brasilcraft.net >YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BrasilCraft

jogarbrasilcraft.com

realme

Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	4931
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	2

Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

realmi.fi

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	6043
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Towns Built:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Enchantments Applied:	163
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	6

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

play.dextrality.net