Haha I Hate Myself Minecraft SMP

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	8273
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
New Chunks Explored:	809149	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Mines Excavated:	3463
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	37
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no personality? Look no further, join our server for a wild ride filled with laughter and chaos!

Reasons to join: – We have a secret underground society of possums who run the server, they’re the real bosses here. – Our tagmap is filled with tags like “haha”, “hahaihatemyself”, and “posshouse”, because who needs normal tags anyway? – The roadkill in our world is actually sentient and will guide you on your journey, just watch out for the zombie roadkill, they’re a bit feisty. – Our steam group is full of memes and inside jokes, it’s basically a meme paradise. – Posscraft is the only place where you can ride a llama into battle while wearing a top hat and monocle, because why not?

Join us at 51.81.62.131 for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the insanity that awaits you!

Imagine Fun

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Roleplay

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	8095
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	13

Welcome to Imagine Fun.The most realistic Disneyland in Anaheim recreation you can possibly imagine. Tons of players and tons of items to collect and trade! Come try out all of the rides and meet new friends.

mc.imaginefun.net

DeathZone Network

Factions, KitPvP, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	3604
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Endless Night Skies:	3
Crops Grown:	8521	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Animals Bred:	145	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

3) NON-PREMIUM and PREMIUM + ALL VERSIONS [1.7x – 1.20x] -> ENTRY TUTORIAL: https://youtu.be/YdPx2zaN5iU-> IP NORMAL: deathzone.net | Puerto: 25565 -> IP BEDROCK: deathzone.net | Puerto : 19132 -> STORE: https://tienda.deathzone.net/ -> DISCORD: https://discord.deathzone.net/

mc.deathzone.club

OrchardCraft Survival

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	4174
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Enchantments Applied:	243
Towns Built:	5	Potions Brewed:	52
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

OrchardCraft is a family-friendly simple SMP community. It’s a perfect survival where you can meet new friends, establish your player shops, relax, and hang out! We have tons of high-quality features that you will enjoy. There are in-game ranks and resource worlds for you to collect extra loot. What are you waiting for? Come check us out!

play.orchardcraftmc.com

Rede Saint

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	7816
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36
New Chunks Explored:	790517	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Introducing Redesaint’s Minecraft Servers!Survival Refuge: This server is the perfect choice for those looking for an exciting Minecraft adventure. Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play from version 1.12! Survival Refuge offers everything a player needs to survive in the world of Minecraft, including special artifacts, clans, McMMO, warfare, special events, online store, land protection, tournaments, market and much more! Enjoy all the fun and excitement of a survival server with friends or alone.Rankup Space: Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play on Rankup from version 1.8 to 1.19.3! This server is perfect for those looking for an exciting challenge, with exclusive features such as a rank system, special mines, special mining pickaxe, plot system, virtual store, war, special events, clans and much more! Challenge yourself and reach the top of the rankings with your friends and other players.IP: redesaint.com Port for BEDROCK: 19133Site: https://redesaint.com Discord: https://redesaint.com/discord

redesaint.com

Rebirth of Balkan – Network

OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	7570
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Minecraft Rebirth of Balkan – Network Server ip: play.rebirthofbalkan.com Server forum: https://rebirthofbalkan.com/Minecraft/ Discord: https://discord.gg/SQxbFYs6t7 Minecraft version: 1.8-1.20x Since: 2011Servers: Survival SkyBlock Hub OneBlock PrisonCome, we are waiting for you!

178.33.34.224

MineHeart

Cross-Play, Earth, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	4132
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Dimension Hops:	11	Dragon Eggs Found:	9480
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Meteorites Collected:	2

play.mineheart.net

Fairytales

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	5439
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Ores Mined:	6278	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Holy Grails Found:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	1

Java IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Bedrock IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/fairytalesFairytales SMP is a magical community server for everyone! With Fairy Origins for a modded server feel. Be the fairy of your dreams with different magical abilities such as flying around, permanent water breathing and the ability to survive in lava. There’s something for everyone!Grief Protected, Cross-Compatible Java and Bedrock Edition!

mc.fairy-tales.uk

Trollrace Network

PvE, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	569
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Dragon Eggs Found:	4467
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Gods Slained:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Holy Grails Found:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36

Join DoniBobes on his newest Minecraft Network. Are you the Troll? or will you get trolled?Play online, and maybe you will be in Doni’s next YouTube Video

mc.trollrace.net

MCexp

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	8950
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Ores Mined:	4581
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Emeralds Found:	9901	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3

Minecraft Experience was born with the aim of bringing players together by creating a solid community based on mutual respect. we have various modes including: Vanilla Experience: If you’re looking for a quiet vanilla game where grief is forbidden and playing together is the basis of the mode, then this is for you! Staffers present 99% of the time, shops created in vanilla by the players, official server shop and every Sunday at 3pm a fantastic giveaway. SkyBlock Experience: Are you looking for a totally unique skyblock? Skyblock Experience is completely unique and spectacular! OpPrison: A one of a kind OpPrison, many ranks and a fantastic map!!!

mcexp.it

BrasilCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	3658
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	48	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	44
Dragon Scales Harvested:	408	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

BrasilCraft Servers 100% Brazilian Version 1.8x – 1.20x Servers > IP: jogarbrasilcraft.com > Server Name: BrasilCraft > Server Version 1.8x – 1.20x > Servidor Slimefun > Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/BrasilCraft > Discord Do Servidor: https://discord.gg/pzzfBB5f4H > Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brasilcraft… >Twitter: https://twitter.com/_BrasilCraft_ >Site: https://www.brasilcraft.net >YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BrasilCraft

jogarbrasilcraft.com

realme

Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	2207
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Dimension Hops:	11
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12
Gods Slained:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Falling into the Void:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	3

Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

realmi.fi

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	974
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	80	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

play.dextrality.net

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	8044
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
New Chunks Explored:	501176	Gods Slained:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Enchantments Applied:	261
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Villages Defended:	9
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

DBC.ApolloNetworkMC.net

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	8124
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Animals Bred:	134
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	171	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

mcs.minebox.es

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	2788
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	3

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

tavernmc.net