Haha I Hate Myself Minecraft SMP

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	6154
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	6

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no personality? Look no further, join our server for a wild ride filled with laughter and chaos!

Reasons to join: – We have a secret underground society of possums who run the server, they’re the real bosses here. – Our tagmap is filled with tags like “haha”, “hahaihatemyself”, and “posshouse”, because who needs normal tags anyway? – The roadkill in our world is actually sentient and will guide you on your journey, just watch out for the zombie roadkill, they’re a bit feisty. – Our steam group is full of memes and inside jokes, it’s basically a meme paradise. – Posscraft is the only place where you can ride a llama into battle while wearing a top hat and monocle, because why not?

Join us at 51.81.62.131 for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the insanity that awaits you!

Fairytales

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	6815
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Love Letters Sent:	14	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Villages Defended:	10
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Runes Activated:	3

Java IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Bedrock IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/fairytalesFairytales SMP is a magical community server for everyone! With Fairy Origins for a modded server feel. Be the fairy of your dreams with different magical abilities such as flying around, permanent water breathing and the ability to survive in lava. There’s something for everyone!Grief Protected, Cross-Compatible Java and Bedrock Edition!

mc.fairy-tales.uk

Trollrace Network

PvE, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	7800
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Dragon Scales Harvested:	199	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	976	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

Join DoniBobes on his newest Minecraft Network. Are you the Troll? or will you get trolled?Play online, and maybe you will be in Doni’s next YouTube Video

mc.trollrace.net

MCexp

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	2836
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Meteorites Collected:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	34
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	6	New Chunks Explored:	103385
Buildings Constructed:	48	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Minecraft Experience was born with the aim of bringing players together by creating a solid community based on mutual respect. we have various modes including: Vanilla Experience: If you’re looking for a quiet vanilla game where grief is forbidden and playing together is the basis of the mode, then this is for you! Staffers present 99% of the time, shops created in vanilla by the players, official server shop and every Sunday at 3pm a fantastic giveaway. SkyBlock Experience: Are you looking for a totally unique skyblock? Skyblock Experience is completely unique and spectacular! OpPrison: A one of a kind OpPrison, many ranks and a fantastic map!!!

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BrasilCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	6397
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	New Chunks Explored:	624873
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Dragons Tamed:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	7

BrasilCraft Servers 100% Brazilian Version 1.8x – 1.20x Servers > IP: jogarbrasilcraft.com > Server Name: BrasilCraft > Server Version 1.8x – 1.20x > Servidor Slimefun > Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/BrasilCraft > Discord Do Servidor: https://discord.gg/pzzfBB5f4H > Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brasilcraft… >Twitter: https://twitter.com/_BrasilCraft_ >Site: https://www.brasilcraft.net >YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BrasilCraft

jogarbrasilcraft.com

realme

Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	8428
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Emeralds Found:	7481	Holy Grails Found:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	50
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Buildings Constructed:	40	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3

Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

realmi.fi

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	7459
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Villages Defended:	20
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Astral Projections Made:	3
Potions Brewed:	183	Evil Lairs Raided:	8

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

play.dextrality.net

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	5208
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Runes Activated:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Enchantments Applied:	172	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

DBC.ApolloNetworkMC.net

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	1281
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Chimeras Created:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

mcs.minebox.es

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	8569
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

tavernmc.net

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	3254
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Alien Abductions:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Villages Defended:	14	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0

mc.roleplayhub.net

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	3274
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Emeralds Found:	2295
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Buildings Constructed:	12
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

play.lokamc.com

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	8576
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Secret Passages Found:	3
Farms Harvested:	133	Mythical Swords Crafted:	59
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

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RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	5146
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Dragons Tamed:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	95	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

play.realbox.fun

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	8938
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Buildings Constructed:	21	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	17

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

gyat.minewind.net

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	8967
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

play.pocketpixels.net