Haha I Hate Myself Minecraft SMP

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	6124
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	11
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	138	Star Shards Collected:	168
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no personality? Look no further, join our server for a wild ride filled with laughter and chaos!

Reasons to join: – We have a secret underground society of possums who run the server, they’re the real bosses here. – Our tagmap is filled with tags like “haha”, “hahaihatemyself”, and “posshouse”, because who needs normal tags anyway? – The roadkill in our world is actually sentient and will guide you on your journey, just watch out for the zombie roadkill, they’re a bit feisty. – Our steam group is full of memes and inside jokes, it’s basically a meme paradise. – Posscraft is the only place where you can ride a llama into battle while wearing a top hat and monocle, because why not?

Join us at 51.81.62.131 for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the insanity that awaits you!

HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	9630
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Endless Night Skies:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Zombie Dances:	9	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	233
Holy Grails Found:	5	Magic Items Found:	7027
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	35

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

play.holocraft.xyz

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	4494
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	443	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

universalmc.fun:25806

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	3919
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Buildings Constructed:	24	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

minewave.net

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	6222
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Dragons Tamed:	6
Dimension Hops:	8	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

play.anubismc.com

Empire Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	9964
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18

Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

play.emc.gs

MineGen

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	1190
Rating:	5.0 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Chimeras Created:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6

Come play on MineGens, is a server with unique gameplay rarely seen on minecraft which is usually called a generator, Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators, Explore a quest line by completing quests and getting rewards, Use farming and fishing to level up, you can also get personal benefits on the server This is by buying the available rank on the server, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!What makes this server special ? MineGens presents a minecraft server with a new genre that you may have never seen before, namely “Generators”. The point of this genre is that you can buy a generator at the shop and develop it into a generator level above it. At the beginning you will have 25 generator slots that you can install on your island, if you are still confused, you can try it yourself.

minegens.id

MineLucky

Economy, Prison, PvP

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	5101
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Dimension Hops:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

MineLucky is a fresh take on the OP prison game mode. Join now with org.minelucky.net for Java and bedrock.minelucky.net (Port: 19132) for Bedrock.

org.minelucky.net

PotterworldMC

Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	9423
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Meteorites Collected:	4

Hello, magical folk, and welcome to Potterworld! You’ll fight in duels, brew potions, complete magical challenges, interact with your friends, and explore the magical world – all through Minecraft!We are proud to be a global, family-friendly server. You can join us with a Minecraft: Java Edition account on versions 1.10 to 1.13.2 using the IP address play.potterworldmc.com. The server runs with plugins, so no mods are needed.Our custom resource pack will download automagically. All you must do is click “Yes” when it asks for your permission in-game. Please ensure that the “Server Resource Packs” setting is set to “Enabled” or “Prompt” in the server settings before connecting to the server. Otherwise, the download will fail.Join us for an exciting and magical experience!Potterworld or Droobledore LLC is not in any way affiliated with Mojang AB, J.K. Rowling, Warner Brothers or any company, copyright or trademark.

play.potterworldmc.com

The Seed

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	719
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Potions Brewed:	153	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	94
Dragon Eggs Found:	1221	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11

The Seed was created with one thing in mind – Minecraft. For the players that are looking for a server that has countless custom-coded features, The Seed isn’t for you. While we do have custom features, our goal is to keep The Seed simple and community-based for those that just want to play Minecraft with friends. So, here’s what we offer:– Player Shops | Anybody and everybody is allowed to create their own shop – Player Warps | Once you are a Nomad (play for one hour), you can create public warps – User-Friendly Land Claiming | Protect your property with ease – Rank promotions for playing on the server | Each Rank has it’s own upgrades – Pets | Every player is able to tame their own pet by killing any animal with a lead – Player-Driven Economy | The Seed sells a limited amount of items at it’s shop. Go buy and sell from other players! – Friendly Community | Although we are a new server, we encourage our future players to be mature, respectful, and friendly!

play.theseedmc.com

Imagine Fun

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Roleplay

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	3380
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Animals Bred:	179	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Alien Abductions:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Magic Items Found:	2798

Welcome to Imagine Fun.The most realistic Disneyland in Anaheim recreation you can possibly imagine. Tons of players and tons of items to collect and trade! Come try out all of the rides and meet new friends.

mc.imaginefun.net

DeathZone Network

Factions, KitPvP, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	2883
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	30	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	2086	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Endless Night Skies:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	7

3) NON-PREMIUM and PREMIUM + ALL VERSIONS [1.7x – 1.20x] -> ENTRY TUTORIAL: https://youtu.be/YdPx2zaN5iU-> IP NORMAL: deathzone.net | Puerto: 25565 -> IP BEDROCK: deathzone.net | Puerto : 19132 -> STORE: https://tienda.deathzone.net/ -> DISCORD: https://discord.deathzone.net/

mc.deathzone.club

OrchardCraft Survival

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	245
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Farms Harvested:	267
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40

OrchardCraft is a family-friendly simple SMP community. It’s a perfect survival where you can meet new friends, establish your player shops, relax, and hang out! We have tons of high-quality features that you will enjoy. There are in-game ranks and resource worlds for you to collect extra loot. What are you waiting for? Come check us out!

play.orchardcraftmc.com

Rede Saint

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	3136
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	60	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

Introducing Redesaint’s Minecraft Servers!Survival Refuge: This server is the perfect choice for those looking for an exciting Minecraft adventure. Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play from version 1.12! Survival Refuge offers everything a player needs to survive in the world of Minecraft, including special artifacts, clans, McMMO, warfare, special events, online store, land protection, tournaments, market and much more! Enjoy all the fun and excitement of a survival server with friends or alone.Rankup Space: Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play on Rankup from version 1.8 to 1.19.3! This server is perfect for those looking for an exciting challenge, with exclusive features such as a rank system, special mines, special mining pickaxe, plot system, virtual store, war, special events, clans and much more! Challenge yourself and reach the top of the rankings with your friends and other players.IP: redesaint.com Port for BEDROCK: 19133Site: https://redesaint.com Discord: https://redesaint.com/discord

redesaint.com

Rebirth of Balkan – Network

OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	8818
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Void Gems Collected:	31	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	1

Minecraft Rebirth of Balkan – Network Server ip: play.rebirthofbalkan.com Server forum: https://rebirthofbalkan.com/Minecraft/ Discord: https://discord.gg/SQxbFYs6t7 Minecraft version: 1.8-1.20x Since: 2011Servers: Survival SkyBlock Hub OneBlock PrisonCome, we are waiting for you!

178.33.34.224

MineHeart

Cross-Play, Earth, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	6780
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	146	Falling into the Void:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

play.mineheart.net