Haha I Hate Myself Minecraft SMP

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	3450
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22	Towns Built:	8
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no personality? Look no further, join our server for a wild ride filled with laughter and chaos!

Reasons to join: – We have a secret underground society of possums who run the server, they’re the real bosses here. – Our tagmap is filled with tags like “haha”, “hahaihatemyself”, and “posshouse”, because who needs normal tags anyway? – The roadkill in our world is actually sentient and will guide you on your journey, just watch out for the zombie roadkill, they’re a bit feisty. – Our steam group is full of memes and inside jokes, it’s basically a meme paradise. – Posscraft is the only place where you can ride a llama into battle while wearing a top hat and monocle, because why not?

Join us at 51.81.62.131 for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the insanity that awaits you!

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	2045
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Magic Items Found:	4591
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	61	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23	Farms Harvested:	866
Villages Defended:	14	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	2

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

play.pocketpixels.net

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	7384
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	26	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Alien Abductions:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Magic Items Found:	2043
Astral Projections Made:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

play.vanillaplus.net

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	2564
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

nohub.playcdu.co

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	3296
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Secret Passages Found:	4
Animals Bred:	16	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

play.jackpotmc.com

NAVELYA

PvP

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	8912
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Magic Items Found:	8156	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	23

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

play.navelya.net

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	474
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Holy Grails Found:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

ms.zedarmc.com

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	4033
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Meteorites Collected:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

mcs.eyserver.com

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	2200
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	12	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Runes Activated:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

pog.foxcraft.net

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	2183
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Towns Built:	7	Magic Items Found:	2502
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	65	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	94
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8

play.dreamers.fun

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	8606
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Astral Projections Made:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Potions Brewed:	179	Void Armor Forged:	28
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	404
Secret Passages Found:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

ms.SunRealms.net:20001

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	9519
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

mc.acemc.co

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	2993
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crops Grown:	8108	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Mines Excavated:	4176	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

org.cyt.gg

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	7016
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Astral Projections Made:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

play.invadedlands.net

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	5413
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Emeralds Found:	4806	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

mc.safesurvival.net

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	771
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Magic Items Found:	4164	Ores Mined:	7183
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	39	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

ms.swancraftmc.com