Haha I Hate Myself Minecraft SMP

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	2628
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	5

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no personality? Look no further, join our server for a wild ride filled with laughter and chaos!

Reasons to join: – We have a secret underground society of possums who run the server, they’re the real bosses here. – Our tagmap is filled with tags like “haha”, “hahaihatemyself”, and “posshouse”, because who needs normal tags anyway? – The roadkill in our world is actually sentient and will guide you on your journey, just watch out for the zombie roadkill, they’re a bit feisty. – Our steam group is full of memes and inside jokes, it’s basically a meme paradise. – Posscraft is the only place where you can ride a llama into battle while wearing a top hat and monocle, because why not?

Join us at 51.81.62.131 for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the insanity that awaits you!

MineHeart

Cross-Play, Earth, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	4685
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	20
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
New Chunks Explored:	653127	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Crops Grown:	6161

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Fairytales

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	7693
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Chimeras Created:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Alien Abductions:	1

Java IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Bedrock IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/fairytalesFairytales SMP is a magical community server for everyone! With Fairy Origins for a modded server feel. Be the fairy of your dreams with different magical abilities such as flying around, permanent water breathing and the ability to survive in lava. There’s something for everyone!Grief Protected, Cross-Compatible Java and Bedrock Edition!

mc.fairy-tales.uk

Trollrace Network

PvE, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	7463
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	4

Join DoniBobes on his newest Minecraft Network. Are you the Troll? or will you get trolled?Play online, and maybe you will be in Doni’s next YouTube Video

mc.trollrace.net

MCexp

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	1003
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Alien Abductions:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Void Gems Collected:	23	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Minecraft Experience was born with the aim of bringing players together by creating a solid community based on mutual respect. we have various modes including: Vanilla Experience: If you’re looking for a quiet vanilla game where grief is forbidden and playing together is the basis of the mode, then this is for you! Staffers present 99% of the time, shops created in vanilla by the players, official server shop and every Sunday at 3pm a fantastic giveaway. SkyBlock Experience: Are you looking for a totally unique skyblock? Skyblock Experience is completely unique and spectacular! OpPrison: A one of a kind OpPrison, many ranks and a fantastic map!!!

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BrasilCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	2452
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	90	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4

BrasilCraft Servers 100% Brazilian Version 1.8x – 1.20x Servers > IP: jogarbrasilcraft.com > Server Name: BrasilCraft > Server Version 1.8x – 1.20x > Servidor Slimefun > Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/BrasilCraft > Discord Do Servidor: https://discord.gg/pzzfBB5f4H > Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brasilcraft… >Twitter: https://twitter.com/_BrasilCraft_ >Site: https://www.brasilcraft.net >YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BrasilCraft

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realme

Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	8603
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

realmi.fi

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	4385
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

play.dextrality.net

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	1783
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Emeralds Found:	8721
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

DBC.ApolloNetworkMC.net

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	6429
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1070	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	18	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	304	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Runes Activated:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

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TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	4052
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Meteorites Collected:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	28
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Runes Activated:	4
Star Shards Collected:	143	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

tavernmc.net

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	552
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Divine Scrolls Written:	6

mc.roleplayhub.net

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	9892
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	21
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Runes Activated:	8	Chimeras Created:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

play.lokamc.com

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	8548
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	5553	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Meteorites Collected:	2
Alien Abductions:	1	Love Letters Sent:	20
Emeralds Found:	5877	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

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RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	686
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

play.realbox.fun

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	8384
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Void Gems Collected:	38	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

gyat.minewind.net