Haha I Hate Myself Minecraft SMP

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	423
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no personality? Look no further, join our server for a wild ride filled with laughter and chaos!

Reasons to join: – We have a secret underground society of possums who run the server, they’re the real bosses here. – Our tagmap is filled with tags like “haha”, “hahaihatemyself”, and “posshouse”, because who needs normal tags anyway? – The roadkill in our world is actually sentient and will guide you on your journey, just watch out for the zombie roadkill, they’re a bit feisty. – Our steam group is full of memes and inside jokes, it’s basically a meme paradise. – Posscraft is the only place where you can ride a llama into battle while wearing a top hat and monocle, because why not?

Join us at 51.81.62.131 for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the insanity that awaits you!

NAVELYA

PvP

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	1987
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	39	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Alien Abductions:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Gryphons Tamed:	2

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

play.navelya.net

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	7448
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Animals Bred:	109	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

ms.zedarmc.com

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	4641
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Crops Grown:	2205
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	3224

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

mcs.eyserver.com

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	3436
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Astral Projections Made:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

pog.foxcraft.net

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	9592
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Emeralds Found:	1415	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24

play.dreamers.fun

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	1256
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	102
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Star Shards Collected:	295
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

ms.SunRealms.net:20001

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	4050
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Dragons Tamed:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	30	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

mc.acemc.co

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	7653
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Ores Mined:	5658
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	10

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

org.cyt.gg

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	4747
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	247
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

play.invadedlands.net

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	9147
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Void Gems Collected:	35
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Farms Harvested:	951
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Love Letters Sent:	10	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

mc.safesurvival.net

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	3139
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Dragon Scales Harvested:	335
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	2701	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

ms.swancraftmc.com

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	3966
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Void Armor Forged:	26
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	71
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Join.Performium.co

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	6497
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6

pokeleague.net

PotionMc

LifeSteal

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	8044
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19
Emeralds Found:	463	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Enchantments Applied:	285	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	14

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

play.potionmc.xyz

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	2385
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Buildings Constructed:	50
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	24
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	108	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

play.arefy.net