Haha I Hate Myself Minecraft SMP

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	3571
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Void Armor Forged:	30
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no personality? Look no further, join our server for a wild ride filled with laughter and chaos!

Reasons to join: – We have a secret underground society of possums who run the server, they’re the real bosses here. – Our tagmap is filled with tags like “haha”, “hahaihatemyself”, and “posshouse”, because who needs normal tags anyway? – The roadkill in our world is actually sentient and will guide you on your journey, just watch out for the zombie roadkill, they’re a bit feisty. – Our steam group is full of memes and inside jokes, it’s basically a meme paradise. – Posscraft is the only place where you can ride a llama into battle while wearing a top hat and monocle, because why not?

Join us at 51.81.62.131 for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the insanity that awaits you!

BrasilCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	5970
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Magic Items Found:	1634
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	45	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	7

BrasilCraft Servers 100% Brazilian Version 1.8x – 1.20x Servers > IP: jogarbrasilcraft.com > Server Name: BrasilCraft > Server Version 1.8x – 1.20x > Servidor Slimefun > Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/BrasilCraft > Discord Do Servidor: https://discord.gg/pzzfBB5f4H > Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brasilcraft… >Twitter: https://twitter.com/_BrasilCraft_ >Site: https://www.brasilcraft.net >YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BrasilCraft

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realme

Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	6914
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15

Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

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Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	252
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Secret Passages Found:	7

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

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Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	9248
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	1927	Chimeras Created:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

DBC.ApolloNetworkMC.net

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	8557
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Runes Activated:	7
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

mcs.minebox.es

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	255
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

tavernmc.net

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	3919
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Endless Night Skies:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Alien Abductions:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	5

mc.roleplayhub.net

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	1395
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	89	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Towns Built:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

play.lokamc.com

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	1691
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	196
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Dragon Eggs Found:	1017
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	0

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

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RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	4290
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Void Gems Collected:	17	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

play.realbox.fun

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	3989
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Secret Passages Found:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	4

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

gyat.minewind.net

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	1584
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	4

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

play.pocketpixels.net

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	8706
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

play.vanillaplus.net

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	1781
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	39	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	266	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	15
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

nohub.playcdu.co

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	558
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

play.jackpotmc.com