Haha I Hate Myself Minecraft SMP

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	9160
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Endless Night Skies:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Mythical Quests Completed:	33
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no personality? Look no further, join our server for a wild ride filled with laughter and chaos!

Reasons to join: – We have a secret underground society of possums who run the server, they’re the real bosses here. – Our tagmap is filled with tags like “haha”, “hahaihatemyself”, and “posshouse”, because who needs normal tags anyway? – The roadkill in our world is actually sentient and will guide you on your journey, just watch out for the zombie roadkill, they’re a bit feisty. – Our steam group is full of memes and inside jokes, it’s basically a meme paradise. – Posscraft is the only place where you can ride a llama into battle while wearing a top hat and monocle, because why not?

Join us at 51.81.62.131 for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the insanity that awaits you!

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	2596
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Magical Moments Shared:	28
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Endless Night Skies:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

play.pocketpixels.net

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	4686
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	182	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

play.vanillaplus.net

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	9038
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	91
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

nohub.playcdu.co

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	4680
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
New Chunks Explored:	142239	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	71	Love Letters Sent:	17
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

play.jackpotmc.com

NAVELYA

PvP

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	4011
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Ores Mined:	6141
Alien Abductions:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Falling into the Void:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	0

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

play.navelya.net

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	2122
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Mythical Swords Crafted:	27	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Void Gems Collected:	31	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

ms.zedarmc.com

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	3356
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Enchanted Armories Found:	9

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

mcs.eyserver.com

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	3026
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	34	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Buildings Constructed:	14	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Divine Spears Created:	25
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

pog.foxcraft.net

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	1094
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Endless Night Skies:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Secret Passages Found:	8	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4

play.dreamers.fun

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	9712
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Gods Slained:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Villages Defended:	10
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	10	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	14
Dragon Eggs Found:	1116	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

ms.SunRealms.net:20001

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	1153
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Void Gems Collected:	33
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	17

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

mc.acemc.co

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	9541
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Emeralds Found:	1512
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Mines Excavated:	4163	Dragon Scales Harvested:	307
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Gods Slained:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

org.cyt.gg

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	7938
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Buildings Constructed:	11

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

play.invadedlands.net

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	6387
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

mc.safesurvival.net

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	1351
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	96	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

ms.swancraftmc.com