Haha I Hate Myself Minecraft SMP

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	6534
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	2634
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Alien Abductions:	2
Void Armor Forged:	13	Rune Stones Activated:	8

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no personality? Look no further, join our server for a wild ride filled with laughter and chaos!

Reasons to join: – We have a secret underground society of possums who run the server, they’re the real bosses here. – Our tagmap is filled with tags like “haha”, “hahaihatemyself”, and “posshouse”, because who needs normal tags anyway? – The roadkill in our world is actually sentient and will guide you on your journey, just watch out for the zombie roadkill, they’re a bit feisty. – Our steam group is full of memes and inside jokes, it’s basically a meme paradise. – Posscraft is the only place where you can ride a llama into battle while wearing a top hat and monocle, because why not?

Join us at 51.81.62.131 for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the insanity that awaits you!

AusTv

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	5784
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

A server with a different and innovative proposal, with a game style completely aimed at players and which seeks to attract different audiences and tastes. A new gaming experience, with several options, we built a server for everyone!Versions: 1.16.4 to 1.20.x

jogar.austv.net

AKIOMC

Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	6619
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21	Buildings Constructed:	34
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	35
Secret Passages Found:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10

We are a Network that began its activities in June 2023, and since then, we have given our best to stand out

akiomc.com:25576

TheaLater MC

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	5439
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Dimension Hops:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Enchantments Applied:	238	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46	Meteorites Collected:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3

If youre looking for a chill layed back server with a all inclusive community then you are in luck! This server is mainly survival but we are constantly expanding to other games. Come check us out if you’re interested!

mc.thealater.com

GensFood

Economy, Mini Games, Roleplay, Vanilla

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	4812
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8903	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Void Gems Collected:	26	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

GensFood is a unique Minecraft Server with a range of cool features: • Generators gamemode • Prestige system • Custom Mining and Fishing • Random events • Chat Reactions • Seasonal Payouts

play.GensFood.net

EcoSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	9407
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4

play.ecosmp.net

The Witch Chest

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	6339
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29
Magic Items Found:	4559	Holy Grails Found:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6

If you are looking for chill community, with all kind of players from all over the world, to make memories with. Then this is the server for you! Lots of fun activities and unique things that will keep you busy for a long time 🙂

sentouki.net

BILTU SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	4573
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Magic Items Found:	3599	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Farms Harvested:	354
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

⭐MCPE IP: play.biltusmp.fun ⭐PORT: 25582“Welcome to ‘Survival PvP: Engage in intense player vs. player battles where survival is paramount.Lifesteal Mechanic: Your attacks heal you during combat, adding a unique twist to battles.Economy: Establish a thriving in-game economy centered around the lifesteal mechanic.Base Building: Build and fortify your base to protect your resources and survive raids.Resource Gathering: Collect essential resources to thrive in the harsh environment.Trading: Trade with other players for rare items and strategic advantages.

play.biltusmp.fun

MeeTion Network

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	6003
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32
Mythical Swords Crafted:	94	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

———————————————————————————————————— ┈ ⋞ ⟨ ⏣ MEETION NETWORK ⏣ ⟩ ⋟ ┈Java IP -> meetion-mc.com / Bedrock IP -> meetion-mc.com – Puerto -> 19132 Discord: https://discord.gg/6JbNn3KXZ7SUPPORT FOR -> 1.16.4 to 1.20.4 AVAILABLE FOR BEDROCK!Welcome to MeeTion Network, an excellent server for its incredible experiences and designs while you play and have fun. We are a very dedicated and hassle-free server, where we value the community above all else. The server is in versions 1.16.4 to 1.20.4, and everyone is welcome as Java and Bedrock players are free to join!Take a seat, get comfortable and have fun! ————————————————————————————————————

meetion-mc.com

KingSMP

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	7116
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Holy Grails Found:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8

Free to play Lifesteal and Events server – join in our regular events and youtube streams (@kingraghvr01) for giveaways, prizes and fun!We work hard to keep the server up to date and always do our best to incorporate player requests!

KingSMP.net

SiriusMC

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	5043
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Alien Abductions:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2

Play.SiriusMC.net

Altitude Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	703
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Buildings Constructed:	48
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	2235	Dragons Tamed:	2
Divine Spears Created:	25	Backwards Speech Heard:	6

Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

play.alttd.com

LusiadasCraft

Survival

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	8079
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	44	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Astral Projections Made:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

mc.lusiadascraft.com

HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	2766
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Void Gems Collected:	33
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Secret Passages Found:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Endless Night Skies:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

play.holocraft.xyz

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	2521
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

universalmc.fun:25806

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	3007
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	7261
Endless Legions Commanded:	44	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

minewave.net