Haha I Hate Myself Minecraft SMP

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	3690
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	20	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	26	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Mythical Quests Completed:	37	Legendary Items Repaired:	5

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no personality? Look no further, join our server for a wild ride filled with laughter and chaos!

Reasons to join: – We have a secret underground society of possums who run the server, they’re the real bosses here. – Our tagmap is filled with tags like “haha”, “hahaihatemyself”, and “posshouse”, because who needs normal tags anyway? – The roadkill in our world is actually sentient and will guide you on your journey, just watch out for the zombie roadkill, they’re a bit feisty. – Our steam group is full of memes and inside jokes, it’s basically a meme paradise. – Posscraft is the only place where you can ride a llama into battle while wearing a top hat and monocle, because why not?

Join us at 51.81.62.131 for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the insanity that awaits you!

SkyMata

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	2510
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Love Letters Sent:	16
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

skymata.games

Cobbletwo

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	4398
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Potions Brewed:	143
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Villages Defended:	9
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15

IP: play.cobbletwo.com https://cobbletwo.tebex.io What does this server have?MEGA EVOLUTIONS SUPER TOWER BATTLE MORE THAN x400 POKÉMONS MORE THAN x600 PLUSHES OVER x500 CHARMS TONS OF REWARDS CUSTOM GENERATION PROTECTS SYSTEM GTS MARKET SYSTEM POKÉMON BREEDING POKÉDEX REWARDS

play.cobbletwo.com

PoliticaMC

Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	5824
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Astral Projections Made:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10

A Brazilian geopolitical minecraft server, siegewar warfare, world building, immersive roleplay and more!

play.politicamc.com.br

Royal Legacy

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	4370
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Dimension Hops:	4	Potions Brewed:	47
Players Killed by Monsters:	1201	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Love Letters Sent:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Divine Spears Created:	15	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

This year we celebrated our 9 year anniversary! We are one of the oldest servers still around! Play with endless custom content with daily updates to improve the server continuously! Bedrock: mc.royallegacy.net 19312 Java: mc.royallegacy.net 25565* Survival – Rule the Economy with custom claiming! 1.19 * Skyblock – Upgrade to the Biggest Island! 1.19 * Prison – Upgrade your pickaxe to become FREE! 1.19

mc.royallegacy.net

Hogwarts Network

Creative, Cross-Play, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	4322
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Zombie Dances:	9	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	24

HOGWARTS NETWORK IP: mchogwarts.net BEDROCK: puerto: 8191 VERSION: 1.20.2 (Compatible 1.18 onwards) DISCORD: ds.mchogwarts.net TYPE: Survival, PVE/PVP, RPG, Economy, Pokeballs, Tombs, Virtual Chests, Missions, Protections.

mchogwarts.net:25593

Tekkit 2 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	6677
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Dragon Eggs Found:	7075
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	2680	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: tekkit2.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Tekkit 2 Modpack

tekkit2.craftersland.net

MOOCRAFT

Anarchy, Economy, KitPvP, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	3772
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	88	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Towns Built:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

IP: MOOHUB.NET Join MooHub.net for professionally run servers with active staff! Having opened in January 2013, Moocraft owns multiple dedicated servers which host 2 different servers, all with no lag. SEMI-ANARCHY/SURVIVAL: [1.20.1 with added support back to 1.8]

– – – RAIDING – – – GRIEFING – – – PVP – – – NO HACKINGPRACTICEPVP: [1.8 with added support up to 1.20.1]We have INSTAGRAMS! Use these links to follow them: Yaycarolina: https://www.instagram.com/yaycarolina/?hl=en Chrishew19: https://www.instagram.com/chrishew19/?hl=en

Moohub.net

Peaceful Vanilla Club

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	3066
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Crops Grown:	5716	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8

Enjoy a peaceful vanilla experience, with no grief, no pay to win ranks and no PvP outside arenas. Play like you do on single player, but with friends! With no worries. LGBTQ+ Friendly Minecraft Server.→ To play on Java Edition: mc.peacefulvanilla.club → To play on Bedrock (Pocket): bedrock.peacefulvanilla.club (default port)

mc.peacefulvanilla.club

LavaCube

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Survival

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	8276
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Holy Grails Found:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Farms Harvested:	626
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	5

LavaCube is a welcoming and lively Minecraft server. It offers a unique and enjoyable gaming experience for players of all ages and skill levels. With beautiful landscapes and endless possibilities, LavaCube allows you to explore, battle, and collaborate with friends. Our active community, regular events, and attentive staff ensure a safe and fun environment for all players. Join us today and unleash your creativity in this captivating Minecraft realm.Our current gamemodes: – ECO-SMP – BoxPvP – SkyPvP – PracticePvP – PrisonMineJoin Now!!! Available for Java and Bedrock IP: lavacube.xyz

45.59.168.40

ParadiseMC

PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	6622
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Farms Harvested:	609
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	25	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Secret Passages Found:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Meteorites Collected:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

play.mc-paradise.com

Noob-Friendly

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	9763
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	0

Noob-friendly is a semi-vanilla survival server with a few quality of life add-ons including claims and teleportation.We are a fairly small but awesome community. Come and check us out!

noob-friendly.com

SuperSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	6304
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Elemental Crystals Collected:	64	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Farms Harvested:	525
Ores Mined:	8532	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1

welcome to SuperSMP the friendlys SMP in the world! join today on java and bedrock. join now and begin your adventure!

supersmp.fun

1MoreBlock.com

Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, PvE

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	2534
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	4

We have run our community since 2011, making us more than a decade-old family-friendly survival server, for all people who love Minecraft and want to hang out with incredible players from many countries. On 1MoreBlock.com we play fair, avoid grief and don’t cheat. We love survival, building, playing games, and leveling Jobs and mcMMO stats. The main worlds never get deleted or reset! Toxic, bad-mouthed, and cheating players are not welcome. Join us today and enjoy the fun!

1moreblock.com

VoidSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	873
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	209
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

The VoidSMP is a 1.20.4 crossplay survival server! Season 4 has been released with countless new features such as quests, a brand-new server spawn, seasonal crates, bounties, player skills, and so much more!NOTE: When connecting with Bedrock, use port 25565.

voidsurvival.net

Iruvatar Network

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	6952
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39	Villages Defended:	17
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Ores Mined:	5647
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

We are a vanilla Java Edition and Bedrock Edition survival server and you will play without lag thanks to the power of our servers. Our community is very friendly and we look forward to having you join it.Port for Bedrock: 19132

play.iruvatar.com