Haha I Hate Myself Minecraft SMP

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	2470
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	7163
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Endless Legions Commanded:	18
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no personality? Look no further, join our server for a wild ride filled with laughter and chaos!

Reasons to join: – We have a secret underground society of possums who run the server, they’re the real bosses here. – Our tagmap is filled with tags like “haha”, “hahaihatemyself”, and “posshouse”, because who needs normal tags anyway? – The roadkill in our world is actually sentient and will guide you on your journey, just watch out for the zombie roadkill, they’re a bit feisty. – Our steam group is full of memes and inside jokes, it’s basically a meme paradise. – Posscraft is the only place where you can ride a llama into battle while wearing a top hat and monocle, because why not?

Join us at 51.81.62.131 for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the insanity that awaits you!

SuperSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	5754
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Items Found:	7803	Dimension Hops:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	124	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12

welcome to SuperSMP the friendlys SMP in the world! join today on java and bedrock. join now and begin your adventure!

supersmp.fun

1MoreBlock.com

Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, PvE

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	7235
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Runes Activated:	5	Void Armor Forged:	28
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Chimeras Created:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Secret Passages Found:	5

We have run our community since 2011, making us more than a decade-old family-friendly survival server, for all people who love Minecraft and want to hang out with incredible players from many countries. On 1MoreBlock.com we play fair, avoid grief and don’t cheat. We love survival, building, playing games, and leveling Jobs and mcMMO stats. The main worlds never get deleted or reset! Toxic, bad-mouthed, and cheating players are not welcome. Join us today and enjoy the fun!

1moreblock.com

VoidSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	9124
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Dragons Tamed:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	87
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Towns Built:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32

The VoidSMP is a 1.20.4 crossplay survival server! Season 4 has been released with countless new features such as quests, a brand-new server spawn, seasonal crates, bounties, player skills, and so much more!NOTE: When connecting with Bedrock, use port 25565.

voidsurvival.net

Iruvatar Network

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	360
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Potions Brewed:	155

We are a vanilla Java Edition and Bedrock Edition survival server and you will play without lag thanks to the power of our servers. Our community is very friendly and we look forward to having you join it.Port for Bedrock: 19132

play.iruvatar.com

Minebits

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, Roleplay

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	302
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Enchantments Applied:	61
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Crops Grown:	6189

minebits.net

LuckyCraft

PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	4924
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Holy Grails Found:	3	Astral Projections Made:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Dimension Hops:	8
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Potions Brewed:	73
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

Discover LuckyCraft, the most friendly and fun Minecraft survival server in Dutch, running on version 1.20. In our dynamic survival world where the possibilities are endless, an unparalleled Minecraft experience awaits you. In LuckyCraft we ensure that the game never stands still through our unique and innovative mob-rank system. As you play, you’ll earn more and more rewards and benefits, making LuckyCraft the perfect choice for players who are constantly looking for challenge and progression in their Minecraft experience. With a friendly community of like-minded Dutch-speaking players, LuckyCraft is more than just a survival server. It’s a place to discover, grow and enjoy the fantastic world of Minecraft. Join LuckyCraft, the leading 1.20 Minecraft survival server, today and start your adventure in the most friendly and fun environment!

play.luckycraft.nl:25609

CraftMC.pro

Bedwars, Creative, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	9451
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Dimension Hops:	13	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Mines Excavated:	2592	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
New Chunks Explored:	691358	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Chimeras Created:	2

◈ ᴄʀᴀғᴛᴍᴄ.ᴘʀᴏWe invite you to this community dedicated to Minecraft enthusiasts. We focus on creating a friendly and fun environment for players of all ages and experience levels.With an experienced and competent team in managing this type of servers, we dedicate our resources and time to create special events to offer unique and exciting experiences to our players.–

mc.craftmc.pro

Pandam

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	5555
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Zombie Dances:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Farms Harvested:	756	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	9521	Epic Quests Completed:	26

Pandamium is a Vanilla Survival Minecraft Server which will always update to the latest snapshot with experimental features.The server runs on a dedicated server with top hardware to ensure the best performance possible.Pandamium also uses a datapack to offer custom features like homes, tpa and voting rewards.We’re looking forward to seeing you on the server!

snapshot.pandamium.eu

Smithereens Reboot

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	1645
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	14
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

This cherished server is making a comeback! Tired of complicated mods and resource packs? Smithereens provides the vanilla experience along with an economy system and player-run shops. Join us and immerse yourself in the pure, nostalgic world of Minecraft.

smithereens.withermc.io:19206

VentureBlock MC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	3922
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7063
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Venture Block MC 1.20.1 Sanctuary Survival server based economy, quests, custom enchants, grief prevention, PvP and PvE. Escape Survival player based economy, quests, player shops, custom enchants, grief prevention, PvP and PvE. Creative Test World to test all your build ideas before building in survival, create schematics, maps and more!

play.VentureBlockMC.com

OceaniaCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	9512
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Meteorites Collected:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

OceaniaCraft offers players a unique survival/economy experience with a massive list of non pay-to-win ranks to earn through gameplay!We have a very unique selection of custom made plugins that aim to maintain most vanilla aspects of the game while still introducing an economy aspect with the focus on gaining ranks through in-game currency and gameplay.Our player base is super friendly and our dedicated staff team volunteer around the clock to ensure that your experience is as enjoyable as possible. We hope to see you around!

play.oceaniacraft.net

Hollowtree

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	2312
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6005	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Potions Brewed:	166
Dimension Hops:	12	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12

Welcome to Hollowtree, a relaxing Minecraft community partnered with CorbaWorld. Enjoy features like Grief Prevention, OP gear, unique jobs, QuickShops, McMMO, in-game ranks, donation packs, voting rewards, crates, no AFK-kick, mob catching, a peaceful resource world, MyPet, a creative server, Brewery, custom mob loot, auctions, warps, and Bedrock compatibility!We value our community and host events with exclusive gear and loot. Join our Discord for engagement, reports, suggestions and more! Hollowtree, sprouted from Hollowcraft 2015, reopened in December 2023 with its original owner and many returning members. Come play!

play.hollowtree.net

Minehut

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	4903
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Paying Sucks Paying for game server hosting sucks. We know. That’s why we built an entire platform that allows anybody to create a server for free. Just hop on our lobby to get started.Cloud Technology Minehut’s innovative cloud infrastructure provides freely available servers for hundreds of players to use at any given time. Stop worrying about config files, restart management and uptime dependencies.Twitter: https://twitter.com/Minehut

minehut.com

EcoCityCraft Economy

Cross-Play, Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	768
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

org.ecc.eco

Hopela – Survival

Survival

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	5885
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Gods Slained:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4

play.hopela.fr