Haha I Hate Myself Minecraft SMP

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	1903
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Divine Spears Created:	12	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no personality? Look no further, join our server for a wild ride filled with laughter and chaos!

Reasons to join: – We have a secret underground society of possums who run the server, they’re the real bosses here. – Our tagmap is filled with tags like “haha”, “hahaihatemyself”, and “posshouse”, because who needs normal tags anyway? – The roadkill in our world is actually sentient and will guide you on your journey, just watch out for the zombie roadkill, they’re a bit feisty. – Our steam group is full of memes and inside jokes, it’s basically a meme paradise. – Posscraft is the only place where you can ride a llama into battle while wearing a top hat and monocle, because why not?

Join us at 51.81.62.131 for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the insanity that awaits you!

Lifestealing

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	3650
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Ores Mined:	9749
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Welcome to Lifestealing! We have tried to make the best possible Lifesteal experience. Here are just some of our features:-No eliminations -Custom Clans inspired by popular mobile games -Crystal PvP -Admin-held and automatic events -No claims -Greifing allowed -Practice PVP for rewards (Duels!)Version 1.20.4 Java: lifestealing.com Bedrock: lifestealing.bedrock.minehut.gg (Port: 19132)

lifestealing.com

Trans Minecraft

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, Survival

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	215
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22

We are a friendly community mostly made up of Transgender people but are welcoming to everyone!We offer a safe space for you to be who you want to be, you can set your pronouns and name in game allowing you to express your identity. We have safety features set up to prevent trolls and harassment too. Some of our features include:— Hundreds of furniture and decoration items to design your homes and bases however you want! — Bugs that spawn in the world and can be caught and displayed or sold for coins! — Custom farming including many new crops, sprinklers to water a wide area and food recipes! — Custom fishing system that adds new fish and a Stardew Valley like fishing minigame! — Seasons that affect all aspects of the server such as crop growth and bug spawns! — Boss fights that have unique and powerful loot! And so much more!

play.TransMinecraft.gay

PokeMaster

Economy, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	1230
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Villages Defended:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Endless Night Skies:	2

Well guys, I present to you the new Pixelmon server in Spanish, PokeMasters in 1.16.5IN THE MOST UPDATED VERSION OF PIXELMONMod: https://reforged.gg

mc.pokemasters.es

Stonecrest

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	8817
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Votes:	7336
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Animals Bred:	24
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6

Does anyone miss Towny? I do, I miss the good old towny but I have also always felt like towny could be so much more. For too long now I have had this idea I have not yet pursued for a Minecraft server where one player could be King or Queen of the entire server. I have always wondered how this would work. How could we make a server where players create the role-play themselves and allow them to climb the levers of power, who doesn’t love UNLIMiITEeD PoOWErRR? However, we want to make sure it is still Minecraft and for those who don’t want their bases ruined or be in the middle of PvP, we also want to cater to them. IP: Stonecrest.xyz Whitelist: No Dynmap: Yes Difficulty: Hard PvP: Toggleable (across the entire server unless opted in a war event) Economy: 1 Diamond = $1 World Size: 20k Version: 1.19 – 1.20.5

stonecrest.xyz

AFCRAFT

Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	7523
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Towns Built:	8	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Welcome to AFCRAFT, where the possibilities are endless!Our server offers both a survival world and a minigames lobby, so you can choose to embark on a solo adventure or join forces with friends and compete in various games. Our survival world is an immersive experience – Our dedicated community has built some extraordinary things! On the other hand, our minigames lobby has a plethora of high-quality minigames to choose from, including Bedwars, Spleef, Hunger Games, Quake, Party Games, and so many more! With something for everyone, we guarantee you won’t get bored!But it’s not just the gameplay that sets us apart. Our community is incredibly tight-knit, and we pride ourselves on creating a friendly and welcoming atmosphere. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft player or just starting out, you’ll find that our players are always willing to lend a helping hand. You’ll feel right at home in our community, and who knows, you might even make some lifelong friends!In addition to our regular gameplay, we also have weekly community events that are always a blast. From build competitions to scavenger hunts, there’s always something fun going on. These events are a great way to get involved with the community, meet new players, and even win some awesome prizes.So what are you waiting for? Come join us on AFCRAFT where over 3,000 unique players have joined!WEBSITE: AFCRAFT.NET

play.afcraft.net

VisualPvP

PvP

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	8304
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Votes:	3880	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

VisualPvP is home to the most adrenaline-pumping, competitive Network on the block, and we cherish our vibrant and welcoming community. Your voice matters, and this is where you can make a difference. [1.8 – 1.20]

visualpvp.com

MegaMC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	4522
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	62
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Alien Abductions:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	183	Evil Twin Fights:	4

Hello! There MegaMC Is a new Public Lifesteal SMP Launched By Me and My Team So You Can Join And Check If You Want To Play You Can And Join Discord For Giveaways Ranks , Crate Keys , and much more Join Now!!!

megamc.happyforever.com

KryptonPVP

Creative, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	7062
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runes Activated:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	8008	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

KriptonPVP is a Minecraft Network where quality will be present from the first moment you connect to the server. Together with the entire staff we try to solve all the problems that arise in the shortest possible time, in addition to adding improvements to the Network so that the gaming experience is better every day. We are also characterized by having a friendly and close staff with users. Every month we invest the money from donations in having servers without lag, being open 24/7, in our own plugins, anti-DDoS protection, anti-Hacks and backups.As you can see, we have all put a lot of effort into making the server the way it is now, so I hope you want to join us on this adventure that we are sure you will have fun with.

mc.kriptonpvp.com

Shadow Kingdom

Creative, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	5804
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5

Shadow Kingdom is a unique network of many servers dedicated to providing you the best Minecraft experience. Whether you’re a build-savvy architect, competitive PvP warrior, or just looking for a place to meet a tight-knit community of friendly individuals, Shadow Kingdom Network is the place for you! Our network is divided between only 2 main servers: Creative and Towny; both of which are much different from each other. Only operating 2 main game modes allows our team to pay special attention to the small details, and also allows for constant updates, bug fixes, and support. Shadow Kingdom has been running for many years, and our servers are established and jam-packed with many features! We work hard to ensure that every player has a voice. If you have any suggestions or questions, please don’t hesitate to contact us on our forums! https://shadowkingdom.org/We hope to see you in-game soon!

mc.shadowkingdom.org

RLCraft Merciless Sufferings

Economy, Factions, PvE, Survival

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	8662
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Farms Harvested:	897
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	5

RLCraft is back with Version 2.9– No KeepInventory – Exploration Maps that change every 2 weeks – Player Shops -Job System – Factions Create Alliances or declare War on your Enemies. Take over their Territory to steal their Base!

185.248.141.12:1058

SuperCraft

Economy, Parkour, PvP, Survival

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	834
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Evil Twin Fights:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Animals Bred:	21
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Votes:	709	Glorious Feasts Held:	7

This is a very friendly server and everyone is welcome here. This server is compatible with Java and cracked players, No toxicity is Tolerated, We are trying to make SuperCraft the best Indian Minecraft server.– Survival Game-Modes coming soon!: – Parkour – SkyBlock – BedWars – ThePit – SkyWars – More to come!Connect with us, join the discord server at https://discord.supercraft.in/

play.supercraft.in

AcentraMC

Bedwars, Cross-Play, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	7320
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Towns Built:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Alien Abductions:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3

play.acentramc.com

Arcaneva Geopolitical

Earth, Factions, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	5636
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	29
Ores Mined:	9371	Divine Spears Created:	23

Arcaneva is a Minecraft 1.19.4 Java and Bedrock server where you can lead or support a nation on EARTH on a Full Scale! What’s stopping you from having a good time?!

arcaneva.com

SkyBlade

Bedwars, Creative, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	4265
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Endless Night Skies:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	44
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2

We’re a Minecraft Bedrock and Java cross-play server with a large variety of fun minigames to play! Our goal is to bring the best experience to players, which is why we really want to hear your feedback for us to improve! Join us on Discord and follow us on Twitter and Instagram (@SkyBladeNetwork) to stay up-to-date!To summarise, here’s a LARGE list of things that we offer: – SkyWars, BedWars, The Bridge, TNT Run, TurfWars, Colour Shuffle (Block Party Equivalent), Spleef, Drop, ZAP (Splegg Equivalent), One in the Chamber, Punch (Sumo Equivalent), 1v1 Duels, Free-Build Creative, Parkour, SkyBlock + so much more!So, what are you waiting for? Grab some friends and get playin’! We can’t wait to see you online! 🙂

mc.skyblade.pro

Storyfortune

PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	6928
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Dragons Tamed:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Star Shards Collected:	272	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

Storyfortune is a brand new survival experience based on the latest versions of Minecraft: Java Edition, with a focus on bringing players together unlike ever before while providing a top player experience! Our server is a grief-free and safe area where anyone and everyone can come and play with others. We strive to provide a unique and engaging experience while maintaining the core survival gameplay.We have player warps and shops, land claiming, marriage, an auction house and so much more! What are you waiting for?**IP: find.storyfortune.net** **Version: 1.20.2**Our rules can be found at: https://storyfortune.net/rules Our Discord server: https://storyfortune.net/discord

ms.storyfortune.net