Haha I Hate Myself Minecraft SMP

desuarchive, habits, haha, hate, hate myself, long tail tag, mega.nz, Minecraft, online gaming, posscraft, posscraft server, posshouse, posshouse group, roadkill, self loathing, self-deprecation, smp, Steam, steam community, tag map, tagmap, Trash thread, Waiting Edition

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	3603
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Void Gems Collected:	25	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7182	Gryphons Tamed:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no personality? Look no further, join our server for a wild ride filled with laughter and chaos!

Reasons to join: – We have a secret underground society of possums who run the server, they’re the real bosses here. – Our tagmap is filled with tags like “haha”, “hahaihatemyself”, and “posshouse”, because who needs normal tags anyway? – The roadkill in our world is actually sentient and will guide you on your journey, just watch out for the zombie roadkill, they’re a bit feisty. – Our steam group is full of memes and inside jokes, it’s basically a meme paradise. – Posscraft is the only place where you can ride a llama into battle while wearing a top hat and monocle, because why not?

Join us at 51.81.62.131 for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the insanity that awaits you!

Forgotten Prisons

Prison, PvE, PvP

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	1175
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	19
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	61
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Buildings Constructed:	18
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	3

SEASON 1 RELEASE | February 11th 11AM PST» Discord: https://dsc.gg/forgottenprison » Server IP: ForgottenPrisons.net » Store: https://store.forgottenprison.net/ (75% OFF SALE)

ForgottenPrison.net:25594

Kull Games – Direwolf20

FTB

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	7316
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2
Secret Passages Found:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Mines Excavated:	4686	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Gods Slained:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Kull Games is a new Minecraft server, all players have /enchant, /fly, /heal as well as warps to every planet and other dimension. Free mek, ae2, foregoing, and powah starters from dispensers at spawn to help you get going.Its a Direwolf20 1.19 server hosted out of Seattle, WA (US).Feel free to join and come play some Direwolf20 with all of us on the Kull Games server!Discord Invite: https://discord.gg/kwndp8P9Dn

dw119.kullgames.com

Land Of Legends

MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	2849
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	25
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Land of Legends is a survival server with a friendly and active community. We have many custom plugins and unique features including A full server storyline filled with quests, Custom Enchantments, Custom Mobs, Dual-Wield, Cosmetics, Crates, Auction-House, and many more!Come join us at landoflegendsmc.com

landoflegendsmc.com

Tulpcraft

KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	1332
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Runes Activated:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	142	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	0

Remember the good old days of Tulpcraft? Back in 2021 and 2022, Tulpcraft was the hottest PvP server around. You’d log on after school each day to see your friends grinding BoxPvP, Lifesteal and Skymines for hours on end. The community was always buzzing in chat as you dueled alongside your fellow crafters.Well now you can relive those glory days all over again on The Tulpcraft Project! Dust off those old PvP skills as you take your first steps back into the BoxPvP arena, strap on your elytra to soar through high-flying Skymines matches, or put your health and armor on the line once more in intense Lifesteal duels – all the classic game modes are back and waiting for you to rejoin the ranks. Reconnect with old friends on Discord as you compete side-by-side for global domination just like the legends of 2021 and 2022. New players are also invited to experience what longtime veterans still reminisce about. This is a tribute to Tulpcraft’s golden age and a home for the community that made it all happen.

play.tulpcraft.me

StarRail SMP

Survival

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	2905
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Farms Harvested:	906	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Mines Excavated:	4747
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

We are a modded/semi-vanilla survival SMP with a rapidly growing community. Although we are small, we are very welcoming to all new players, and we can assure you that you will have a lot of fun playing on our SMP. We have events such as “The End Opens”, and others! If you join and play on our server, you are helping us very much by contributing to StarRail!

starrail.mcserver.us

Cataclysm

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	4867
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	18

Welcome to our new Minecraft server, a world full of adventure and endless possibilities! On our server, you will find a friendly and welcoming community, ready to help you build, explore and thrive in this vast digital world.Our server is equipped with plugins to enhance your gaming experience, and our team of moderators is always available to ensure a safe and fun environment for everyone.So what are you waiting for? Join us today and start your amazing journey in Minecraft!

cataclismo.lat:4021

Amalthea

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	3621
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Animals Bred:	21	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Villages Defended:	18

Amalthea is a trading-focused Minecraft server with few rules. It is based on ideas from land claim servers, anarchy servers and civ servers but it doesn’t fall within any of these categories. The mechanics of the server aim to disincentivize PvP, and incentivize cooperation while also allowing for a lone-wolf playstyle for those that prefer it. Griefing is discouraged but completely allowed. With the exception of our land claims plugin, there are no other commands that you need to learn but there are quite a few unique mechanics as the server runs about 12 custom made plugins.=========== Server rules:* No cheating/hacking/exploiting/DoSing/DDoSing. * No doxing. * No botting. * No spamming or advertising unrelated to the server. * No bypassing the /ignore command. * No using claims to surround other players, their builds and/or their claims. * No real life threats.=============== Server mechanics:* Fully reworked PvP system. PvP skills are not really required to win a fight, the main determinant is how far each player is from their base. You could win a fight near your base without even clicking. * Land claims. (GriefPrevention) * Block breaking and crafting recipes have a chance to fail and you need to keep practicing to reduce it and be more efficient. The game is effectively more grindy than vanilla Minecraft, and materials will be more rare than in vanilla. * Trading chests for item exchanges. *In-game explanation of server mechanics and rules in the form of chat tips that you’ll periodically receive until you acknowledge them. * Mending gets consumed to reset the repair cost of items but may randomly cause one of the other enchantments on the item to lose one level. * Anti-lag system that freezes the AI of mobs, reduces spawn rates, culls big herds and breaks redstone machanisms to keep TPS high, without admin intervention. Our intention is to automatically moderate player bahaviour based on server TPS and not have to go around and tell players what they are allowed to do and what they are not. * Anti-cheat. (we own two of them and we’ll be testing which one is better) * Right click with empty hand to sit on stairs. * Shrines: curse your enemies and/or get blessings for yourself by offering materials. * See the distance between you and a treasure map. * Item duplication prevention. (IllegalStack)Server icon by Eucalyp: https://www.flaticon.com/authors/eucalyp

amalthea.civmall.icu

Nexus Minecraft

Creative, Economy, Factions, Mini Games, Skyblock

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	6233
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	81	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

[1.9 – 1.20.2] Nexus Minecraft | Connecting PlayersAre you looking for a server that provides multiple different gamemodes for your Minecraft needs? Well look no further! Nexus Minecraft is one of the best servers that offers feature packed gamemodes tailored to the player’s play style! Looking for Factions? Economy? Raiding? MiniGames? etc, we have all those in store! Let’s get straight to the point shall we?Nexus Minecraft offers an array of gamemodes tailored for different crowds such as:PvE Survival Server – PvP Factions Server – Skyblock Server – Creative Server – Games Server – Adventure ServerWhat are you waiting for? Join us today and get yourself a FREE rank and starter kit! Server IP : play.nexusminecraft.net Website : www.nexusminecraft.net Discord : https://discord.gg/cDAsvuG Facebook : https://www.facebook.com/NexusMinecraftServer/ Instagram : https://www.instagram.com/nexusminecraft/

202.186.0.214

The bulbs

Anarchy, Factions, Hardcore, PvP, Survival

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	1856
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Enchantments Applied:	281
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Secret Passages Found:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

My story I am a medical doctor, I started playing Minecraft since I was 16. Now I am 29.In 2017, after thousands of hours of Minecraft, which btw helped me a lot IRL like becoming more methodical and perseverant, I started trying creating my first hosted Minecraft servers. Now, after 6 years, married, I still have this passion and this is the ultimate server. We are a very familiar and professional server.Our server is… The fairest one you will possibly find. Warriors from souls to mind: we don’t tolerate admin abuse, cheating or injustices. Wars between clans organized with the coolest and most advanced GUIs ever. Abilities that combined strategically can create very strong fighting teams.Lovely cosmetics and tools. Very cheap and not pay2win VIP options for just supporting our server.Bleeding system for reviving your fallen comrades. Seasons tournaments for the best clan with monetary prizes.Future periodic events. Elegibility for our moderation team in order to keep a fair environment.A legacy server with history and interesting stories. Permanent server for life.Not just a gaming community but also with a Discord where you can get motivated to live a balanced life worth for enjoying everything.We are waiting for you, warriors!

beneberak.net

FTB Infinity Evolved by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	8914
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: inf.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Expert Mode. > Town land protection system (MyTown 2 Mod). > Multiple chat channels. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany.

inf.craftersland.net

Rencorner

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	947
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Star Shards Collected:	62	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Villages Defended:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Towns Built:	8	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10

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Economy, Trading, Shop, Quests, Jobs, Skill/Perk systems, custom world generation, custom Enderdragon world boss, a totally unique survival experience!⮞ Small Friendly Community Join our small but social community of experienced and mature Minecraft players!⮞Skyblock Server Hundreds of fully custom missions, level ups and rewards! Earn flight time through daily login rewards and voting!⮞ Slimefun Survival Server SF4/Foxy Machines/Infinity/SFCalc , open up a whole new world of possible items and builds! Economy, shops, skill levels and pvp arenas also included!⮞ Plot Server Test out all kinds of builds and redstone contraptions with your friends, use creative mode to design whatever you can imagine!

mc.rencorner.co

Craftland.org

Creative, Economy, PvE, PvP

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	397
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13

All of Craftlands mods were well thought out. Plus Craftland has its very own unique launcher. It makes joining the server as simple as it can be. Whether you want to become the strongest warrior around, a king of enterprise, Commander of your own fortress,or an artistic builder creating the grandest of designs – Craftland has exactly what you need to get it done. We welcome and await your arrival! Download our launcher: http://craftland.org/download

Craftland.org

ClownerCraft

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	9110
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Astral Projections Made:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Potions Brewed:	189

A network with a focus on creativity and building, with family-friendly chat, and several servers to be enjoyed! We aim to be different and to give a safe place to experiment with creativity. We were founded in 2013, and has been running for over 7 years!• Survival • No PVP, No Grief, Building Based Ranks, Custom and Vanilla worlds, Separate Resource worlds, Player Shops• Creative • Plot and Freebuild worlds, Worldedit, Build-Based ranks, Head Database• PureSurvival • Survival with no artificial flavours! No PVP, No Grief, No Feature Creep. • Carnival • Theme Park and Minigames, Working Rides, Win tokens to use on sandbox servers!• Bi-Weekly Build Contests and Community Events •

clownercraft.net

JungleSMP

PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	7196
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Love Letters Sent:	5

Welcome to Jungle SMP, where the wild thrives and adventure awaits at every turn! Dive into our lush and untamed world where survival is key and community collaboration is encouraged.

play.junglesmp.net

Penia Network

Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	2587
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	8547	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Star Shards Collected:	148	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

.It is an opskyblock server based in Turkey. We are waiting for everyone.

play.penianw.com