Haha I Hate Myself Minecraft SMP

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	5502
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Star Shards Collected:	262	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Void Gems Collected:	11
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no personality? Look no further, join our server for a wild ride filled with laughter and chaos!

Reasons to join: – We have a secret underground society of possums who run the server, they’re the real bosses here. – Our tagmap is filled with tags like “haha”, “hahaihatemyself”, and “posshouse”, because who needs normal tags anyway? – The roadkill in our world is actually sentient and will guide you on your journey, just watch out for the zombie roadkill, they’re a bit feisty. – Our steam group is full of memes and inside jokes, it’s basically a meme paradise. – Posscraft is the only place where you can ride a llama into battle while wearing a top hat and monocle, because why not?

Join us at 51.81.62.131 for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the insanity that awaits you!

Bidoof Sanctuary

Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	1812
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Votes:	2091	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	445	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Bidoof Sanctuary! [1.16.5] Pixelmon Reforged 9.1.10 – Server IP: BidoofSanctuary.mcserv.fun Are you tired of joining Pixelmon servers that promise to be non-pay-to-win, only to disappoint you? Look no further – Bidoof Sanctuary is the perfect server for you! Unlike other servers, we don’t offer paying ranks, with the exception of our Donator rank instead, we’ve developed our own custom /rankup plugin that rewards you for your dedication and playtime. At Bidoof Sanctuary, we believe in a pure gaming experience without crates or keys that hand out items. We embrace a semi vanilla-style gameplay, keeping everything fresh and fun. Join us today for an authentic and fair Pixelmon adventure!” Our In-Game Features include: Free Ranks: Enjoy a rank-up system based on playtime, not your wallet. Jobs: Earn as you play with our job system. Vote Rewards: Get rewarded for supporting the server with your votes. Custom Warps: Convenient teleportation to various locations. NPC Shops: Stock up on building blocks, held items, materials, and more. Safari: Explore and capture Pokémon in our custom-designed Safari. EV’s: Hone your Pokémon’s prowess with our EV training feature. BYG Biomes: Dive into the diverse world of BYG biomes. Gyms: Challenge yourself against formidable gym leaders to prove your skills. Clans: Unite with like-minded players to conquer new challenges together.

BidoofSanctuary.mcserv.fun

ASLANMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, LifeSteal, Parkour, PvE, Survival

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	1727
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Love Letters Sent:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Ores Mined:	539
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Buildings Constructed:	21

play.aslanmc.com

The Snow Den

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	3830
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Love Letters Sent:	12	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Runes Activated:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Meteorites Collected:	4
Chimeras Created:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7

mc.snowdensmp.com

SGC Network

Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	3962
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Potions Brewed:	107
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7179
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

SGC Network 2.0 is a revival of SGCraft, opening soon. It will include gamemodes such as: – With Semi-Van – Survival (MMORPG) – PGM (PvP Game Modes) – Skyblock (Island Survival)

play.sgcnet.xyz

Detox

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	8859
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11

Detox is a Minecraft economy server with custom plugins and features, cosmetics and an established player base. We have two servers focusing on different aspects of economy.OG: The original server focusing more on PVP and custom enchants with an economy. Features include an in-game shop, land claims and more.Peaceful: A pure economy server with land claims, baltop, PVE, keep inventory on and a GUI shop.Both servers feature player shops, where players can buy a small plot with in-game money and sell any in-game items they wish. Both servers also feature player warps where individual players can host a public farm or building that other players can enter and make us of.

play.detox.network:25575

Zenus Network

Economy, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	7383
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Divine Spears Created:	10
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Endless Legions Commanded:	38
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	50
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Zenus Network is a Minecraft server with economy, in smp mode and with the mcMMO plugin. Players can explore, build and trade to earn money and progress in the game. With a friendly and active community, it’s a great place for players looking for a social and interactive experience.

199.127.63.45:25756

HyruleGamingGroup

Creative, Cross-Play, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	8325
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Buildings Constructed:	13
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

The HyruleGamingGroup is a tight-knit community offering you exactly what you need as a content creator, artist, gaming enthusiast and more. Community spirit, friendships and teamwork are key to make our community as awesome as it is.Our official Minecraft server has now opened up for a third phase, preparing us for the amazing journey 1.20.1 will give us in season 3.We absolutely do not tolerate any forms of griefing, stealing and disrespect towards community members. If you’re going to do something scummy, you will get the proper punishment.

mc.hyrulegaminggroup.com

Let’s Roleplay

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	7636
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Villages Defended:	9	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8

annwnrp.net

Mineplex

Mini Games, PvP, Survival Games

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	7140
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Zombie Dances:	7

Welcome to one of the largest Minecraft Server in the world. We offer 40+ games at Mineplex, including old favorites and the best new games that you will love!We have a very helpful community, large staff and the best owners around to make your experience on Mineplex an unforgettable one.Come check us out!

us.mineplex.com

dungeon craft survival

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	6386
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Towns Built:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3

It is still in development you will be notified when it is released follow here https://youtube.com/@47-game?si=-Bv69ha2GLpJuMMA until then please just volt for the server thank you

dungeoncraftmc.feathermc.gg

Eradox Middle School

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	4391
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Alien Abductions:	5	Enchantments Applied:	169
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	2

The Eradox SMP is a brand-new SMP server with McMMO, Land Claims, and an interesting storyline waiting to be discovered. Since launch, our community has grown into a friendly, chill, and welcoming environment that is always looking for new players to hang out with!!We hope to grow our community for all to enjoy, as well as offer a place for people to relax in their free time.

play.eradox.net

HurricaneMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	6399
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	23	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	4

Welcome to HurricaneMC, where your Minecraft journey transcends the ordinary! Immerse yourself in a world of custom terrain, face unique mobs, and wield powerful custom items. Our survival server is not just about building; it’s a community-driven experience. Forge your path with a player-controlled economy, where every action matters. Our friendly staff is here to guide you through the adventure. Earn all ranks in-game for free, make lasting friendships, and explore unknown events that add a thrilling twist to your survival experience. HurricaneMC isn’t just a server; it’s a dynamic, player-centric universe waiting for you to shape its destiny. Join us and embark on a journey like no other!

play.hurricanemc.com

BlizzardMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	5431
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Love Letters Sent:	10

play.blizzardmc.xyz

IceCoreMC

Cross-Play, Survival

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	3306
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Dragons Tamed:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Star Shards Collected:	149
Mythical Quests Completed:	29	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Meteorites Collected:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Gods Slained:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	2

An extraordinary Minecraft Server featuring a Survival server full of features. Fully supporting crossplay connections!

play.icecoremc.com

Etheria Void Wars

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	7730
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Etheria: Void Wars is a custom-built extraction minigame. The basic gameplay loop consists of matches that contain enemies, loot, and other players for you to interact with and then either perish and lose your items or extract and stash them.Up to 16 players spawn in separate rooms and scour the map for loot while competing with each other, various monsters, and the map itself. Over the course of the match the world will begin to decay and extracts will begin to appear.Our gamemode includes custom maps, weapons, and traders. We are constantly active and working on new content to add to our game based on your feedback.Come join our server for an experience like no other!

voidwars.primearca.de