Haha I Hate Myself Minecraft SMP

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	1340
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Endless Night Skies:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	170	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no personality? Look no further, join our server for a wild ride filled with laughter and chaos!

Reasons to join: – We have a secret underground society of possums who run the server, they’re the real bosses here. – Our tagmap is filled with tags like “haha”, “hahaihatemyself”, and “posshouse”, because who needs normal tags anyway? – The roadkill in our world is actually sentient and will guide you on your journey, just watch out for the zombie roadkill, they’re a bit feisty. – Our steam group is full of memes and inside jokes, it’s basically a meme paradise. – Posscraft is the only place where you can ride a llama into battle while wearing a top hat and monocle, because why not?

Join us at 51.81.62.131 for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the insanity that awaits you!

Bcraft Brazil

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	3183
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11
Players Killed by Monsters:	5303	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Java IP: mc.bcraft.com.br Bedrock Porta: 25565Get access to the benefits below even without VIP on the serverProtection System Clan System Server Store at /sloja Store and Player on /go Auction System /ah Tournaments and Events Sell automatic Automatic collectionA new server, started on 01/Jul/2023 and is constantly updated and always has new features for players, start playing today!

mc.bcraft.com.br

UGC Community

Creative, Cross-Play, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	3157
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2

eur-ugc.hopto.org

MarsCraft

Bedwars, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	3562
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	45

marscraft.org

Ready Moby

Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	8869
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

If you are looking for an exciting and challenging Minecraft gaming experience, then this is the right server for you! With multiple clans to join, you can battle other players in epic PvP arenas. Explore custom maps and discover new treasures. With jobs available, you can earn money and buy useful items. Regular events keep things interesting and the game’s economy is dynamic. Develop your skills with special abilities and carry everything you need with additional backpacks and boxes. With tags and markets, you can trade items with other players. Additionally, you can win exclusive items through special boxes available on the server. Don’t waste any more time, join our community now and experience the best Minecraft gaming experience you’ve ever had!

redemoby.com

Pathis Orb

Factions, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	9520
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Buildings Constructed:	13	Ores Mined:	5446
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Pathis Orb V started on February 18, 2023A mostly normal Minecraft server with a group/claims system to prevent griefing, pet protection, special seasonal/holiday events, a unique duels plugin to let you challenge other players and fight without dying or losing items, and other features.

mc.pathisorb.com

Anomaly

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	5589
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	62
Crops Grown:	1618	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Runes Activated:	7

We are a small community that is working on expanding our player base. We have frequent updates and seasonal events where players can redeem event currency for items that are custom made by our staff. Our goal is to add onto what Minecraft already has but still keeping it simple like vanilla Minecraft. Some of the plugins we have are Build Portals, Custom Crafting, Enchantment Solutions, Even More Fish, Jobs, Magic, mcMMO, Mythic Mobs, Towny and more! If you are looking for a unique experience on a vanilla server we can guarantee you have never been on a server like ours. Most of our community used to play on a yaoi server together which is why we are an adult server. Anyone is welcome to join whether you are straight or lgbtq as long as you are 18+.

anomaly.zapto.org

sleep

Anarchy, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	5604
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Enchantments Applied:	163	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Zombie Dances:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15

enjoy a healthy community eager to advance in our adventures… a server without many modifications in survival and very complete in skyblock

mc.somnus.pro

MEGA Planet

Bedwars, Creative, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	7964
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Welcome to the MEGA Planet server, where you can access a wide variety of modalities and play with one of the best Spanish-speaking Minecraft communities.1.8 -> 1.20.2 – Survival, Factions, Creative, SkyBlock, SkyWars, TheTowers, KitPvP, BedWars… And much more!Are you going to miss it? Ip Java: mc.megaplanet.net Ip Bedrock: mc.megaplanet.net:19132

mc.megaplanet.net

efCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	1835
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	7439
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	9440
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10

About us: Welcome to the efCraft Survival server.We try to have a fun friendly environment for players. You can protect your own builds, earn economy in game, make shops to sell things, and just enjoy the server without spending a penny.We offer a rankup path on the server that grants users more permissions for free. These ranks evolve around progression in the game, and helps us build trust to the user. The higher the rank you achieve the more exciting tools you get access too. We have three tiers of ranks that vary difficulty and reward the player: 1) normal, 2) Pro, 3) Elite. The higher difficulty ranks are not for the feint of heart, and will push you in terms of how tedious some tasks; however, if you are able to complete these ranks, then you will be rewarded.Thank you for coming and have a great time in game!

play.efcraft.net

SkyEmpire

Economy, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	6191
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	411	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1

Welcome to SkyEmpire, the ultimate Minecraft SkyBlock experience! Embark on a skyward journey like never before on our dedicated Java server at play.skyempire.org. SkyEmpire is not just a server; it’s a thriving community where players can forge alliances, conquer challenges, and build their empires in the vastness of the sky.Endless Skies Await You: Dive into a breathtaking world suspended in the clouds, where islands float high above the ground. With limited resources and challenging terrain, your creativity and resilience will be put to the test.Challenges and Achievements: Take on unique challenges and complete achievements to earn rewards, expand your island, and rise to the top. Whether you’re a solo adventurer or part of a powerful alliance, there’s always something new to strive for.PvP Battles and Alliances: Engage in epic player versus player battles or form alliances with other players to dominate the SkyEmpire. Work together to conquer the toughest challenges and establish your dominance in the sky.Customizable Islands: Build and customize your floating island to reflect your style and creativity. From humble beginnings to towering fortresses, the sky is the limit when it comes to creating your own unique haven in the clouds.Economy and Trading: Establish a thriving economy by trading resources with other players. The sky is a bustling marketplace where you can buy and sell to grow your wealth and enhance your island.Events and Community: Join regular events and connect with the vibrant SkyEmpire community. Whether it’s participating in special challenges or attending in-game festivities, there’s always something exciting happening in the skies.Join Us Today: Don’t miss out on the SkyEmpire experience! Connect to our Java server at play.skyempire.org and start your skyward adventure now. Gather your friends, form alliances, and become the ruler of the skies on SkyEmpire!

play.skyempire.org

Caeda Custom Medieval Fantasy RP

MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	3894
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Void Gems Collected:	32
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	46	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Meteorites Collected:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

In the legendary realm of Caeda, the continent of Ilias unfolds like a tapestry of uncharted wonders and age-old secrets.Beneath the vigilant gaze of sun and moon, enchanting magic courses through the land, bestowed upon mages who draw their power from enigmatic enchanted items and relics. Amidst the rich tapestry of diverse cultures and intricately woven lore, intrepid heroes rise to claim their destinies upon the untamed frontier of Ilias.Within this medieval roleplay, your very path awaits, a canvas on which to paint the essence of Light, embracing the ethereal grace of Life Gods, or perhaps surrendering to the allure of shadow cast by enigmatic Anti-Gods. With the advent of the peerless Caeda Engine, a masterpiece of custom code, your journey is yours to mold, a realm where history unspools with each valorous stride. Embark now upon this epic saga, for the gates to closed beta stand ajar, where the threads of legends await your skilled hands to be woven into an immortal tapestry.Gird your spirit and seize this chance to join the resplendent symphony of adventurers, congregating in the hallowed halls of Discord, where the grand opus of your own tale in Caeda begins.

67.211.214.42:25572

WolfRealmsReborn

MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	9442
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Void Gems Collected:	10
Potions Brewed:	113	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Wolf Realms Reborn is a returning server from the early days of survival multiplayer. Equipped with custom plugins and new hunger for the hunt, Wolf Realms Reborn is a truly unique experience. Join us under the moon where our songs serenade the stars and make their light dance. Kindness and respect hold the pack together and leave hate in the dust as we run. Enjoy a carefree environment with keep inventory on and pvp restricted, as well as land claiming enabled. We are excited to meet you!

wolfrealmsreborn.org

Reality3Farms

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	8929
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	38	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Chimeras Created:	4

Reality3 Farms! Welcome To Reality3 Farms! THIS SERVER IS NOT PAY TO WIN!!! This is a farming server where its addictive and fun to play with your friends in a rank based server! Ip Is Reality3farms.mcserv.fun Port: 25565 Use any version of minecraft to join! This new server is the sequel to Reality3 creative Minecraft server, a server which is nearly 10 years old.This brand new server is a unique farming based server with a simple economy, land claiming relaxed rules and level based ranking system with heaps of exciting things to do as you gain through the levels.If you like servers in which you can have a relaxed atmosphere with a casual gameplay in a friendly place this is the server for you! Bare in mind this is a brand new server and there is lots to come in our future, We officially opened on September 2 2023On the server to gain levels is simple: once you log in type /rankup immediately to get to level 1Then once you do that have a look around spawn to see what the server is about, if you are happy to be one of the first people in the minecraft community to stay and play type /tprandom until you find a place you want to start your farm, you can also have access to a few kits, /kit claim will give you the tools to start claiming landThis server is a money based farming based server so in order to get more claim blocks and higher ranks you will have to earn money, higher ranks will give you different kits as well as easier methods to earn money, MCMMO has been tuned in such a way to flow with our ranking system so the endless gameplay will never get boring! Lvl7 and up gets /fly, we only accept “tip” type donations but this server is fully free to play and free to win the gameplay is endless with a strong focus on freedom within Minecraft with a Farming theme!We are transparent with our plugins, These include: ChatColor CropChecker DoubleShulkerShells FurnaceEnhanced GriefPreventionJetsSellChests mcMMO Gsit MarriageMaster ViaRewind ViaVersion TabPlugin DiscordSRVOtherAnimalsTeleport PlayerKits2 PlayerMagnet Rankup ShopGuiPlus TimeVote VIaBackwards Weathervote Ultracosmetics Jobs! PlayerVaults Latest update: Added PlayerVaults!

Reality3farms.mcserv.fun

ISN Network

Factions, MCMMO, PvP

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	8531
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Runes Activated:	7	Dimension Hops:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11

ISN Network is a FACTIONS server like no other. Offering a unique experience featuring monthly wipes, custom enchants, KOTHs, withers and much more!

isnserver.net

2P1G

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	5374
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	418
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Enchantments Applied:	172	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16

░ ░ ░ ░ Welcome to 2P1G ░ ░ ░ ░A Premium Minecraft server offering a revisited survival experience with redesigned world generation.We are proud to offer you a wide range of features, including a quest system, different professions, an economy system, custom crafts and a player-to-player auction house. We also offer fishing rich in rare fish, an interactive online map, the “/trades” command to exchange items between players in complete safety and the possibility of collecting spawners. Our team is constantly working to improve server functionality and ensure an optimal gaming experience for all players. We try to offer special events throughout the year for the community that are as original as possible to guarantee you maximum sensations!Join us now to discover everything we have to offer and enjoy an exceptional gaming experience!

minecraft.2players1game.com