Haha I Hate Myself Minecraft SMP

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	2284
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	97
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Endless Night Skies:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no personality? Look no further, join our server for a wild ride filled with laughter and chaos!

Reasons to join: – We have a secret underground society of possums who run the server, they’re the real bosses here. – Our tagmap is filled with tags like “haha”, “hahaihatemyself”, and “posshouse”, because who needs normal tags anyway? – The roadkill in our world is actually sentient and will guide you on your journey, just watch out for the zombie roadkill, they’re a bit feisty. – Our steam group is full of memes and inside jokes, it’s basically a meme paradise. – Posscraft is the only place where you can ride a llama into battle while wearing a top hat and monocle, because why not?

Join us at 51.81.62.131 for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the insanity that awaits you!

CraftMC.PL

Anarchy, Creative, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, PvP

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	8830
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

CraftMC.PL – Your Minecraft server!Available versions: 1.8-1.20 Number of slots: 2000 The latest versions only with us! Join us on the CraftMC.PL server

craftmc.pl

Globecraft

Earth, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	2384
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Demon Skulls Collected:	32
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Animals Bred:	164
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Void Armor Forged:	28	Mythical Swords Crafted:	37
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

PLAY.GLOBECRAFT.XYZ [JAVA 1.18-1.20.1]Globecraft is a nation-building Minecraft server with an earth map based on a plugin called Towny. Towny allows you to create a town and claim chunks to protect your territory. Furthermore, you can create and join nations to increase your power and collaborate with other towns. This and the the map itself means that you can create nations and towns with geographical accuracy, allowing you to roleplay your way into this geopolitical server. Our website, the dynmap, and the discord server allows you to grasp the full picture and keep up with everything going on on the server.Forge your own destiny today, at play.globecraft.xyz.

play.globecraft.xyz

VanillaHub

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	5503
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Epic Quests Completed:	19
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	153
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Dragon Eggs Found:	9146
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8

1.20 HAS JUST HAPPENED ON VANILLAHUB!An active survival server, that brings new and exciting updates regularly. Including custom cosmetics to customize your player, epic events and much more! We also have a very active discord server to chat with the whole community! https://discord.gg/vh– Item based shopping district– (/rtp) RTP at spawn– (/keepinv) Toggleable keep inventory– (/claim) Claims and grief protection

vanillahub.net

PokeRetreat

Pixelmon, Roleplay

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	3641
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	204
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	3498
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Mythical Quests Completed:	29
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
New Chunks Explored:	705721	Rainbows Spotted:	7

IP » play.pokeretreat.com Website »https://store.pokeretreat.com/ Discord » https://discord.gg/B4sq2bUkzpPokeRetreat is a server providing the popular Cobblemon mod. At PokeRetreat, we strive to bring the best quality gameplay for all players in mind, whilst trying to build and connect a community together. IMPORTANT: We’re a fabric server on minecraft version 1.20.1 please download the cobblemon mod here: https://modrinth.com/mod/cobblemon or if you’re on technic search for cobblemon and download the fabric version » Features: • #1 Cobblemon Experience • Customized Builds • GTS • Events • Player Gyms

play.pokeretreat.com

RawMinecraft 2.0

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	2539
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Farms Harvested:	444	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Villages Defended:	11	Mythical Swords Crafted:	91
Mythical Quests Completed:	11	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Enchantments Applied:	171	Divine Spears Created:	28
Towns Built:	8	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	14

Original Mojang server file, Vanilla SMP for builders. Share your screenshots on http://rawminecraft.com/ . It may be a new ip address but it’s the same old world & builds we know & love seeing.Please be respect the other players and their creations. No Griefing. No Stealing. No Raiding. No Prejudice Slurs. No Hacked Clients. PvP is on, but it is only on consent of all parties. Raw Minecart is whitelisted now so you will need to contact Rustycan or Mrs_Rustycan on discord or email them at [email protected].

RawMinecraft2.mcserv.co

VortexNetwork

Economy, Prison, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	3462
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	13

Vortex Network (CRACKED)As of currently, we have two unique gamemodes: Prisons and Skyblock. Both give a balanced and unique experience that is different from all other servers.Skyblock consists of features such as: Ore Totems, Island Upgrades, Custom coded Chunk Hoppers, Custom Coded Mobs/Stacking system, Island Worth, UNIQUE Replatantable Seeds system, Free flight, Equipment Paths (Custom system for enchants), /claim system and much more!Prisons consists of features such as: Player Advancements, Mining Levels, Pickaxe Energy, Pickaxe Crystals, Key Backpacks, 12+ Custom Enchants, Key Backpacks, Special Crates, Cryptics, Lucky Crates, Mine Crates, Donor Rankupgrades and much much more! You can join our discord to know more about the prison server features!https://discord.gg/sES3aRn VortexNetwork.me

VortexNetwork.me

RTVCRAFT

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	3386
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Mythical Swords Crafted:	100	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	73
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5

Welcome to RTV Craft! This is a semi-vanilla survival server. Claiming! The messenger! Jobs! Shop! RTP! TPA! And so much more!

rtv_craft.apexmc.co:25667

Alternative World

Survival

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	2430
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	13

Survival Server with a lot of features– Custom Terrain – Custom Structure – Multi Currency – Cross Platform

playmc.alt-w.net

GlitchyMC

Bedwars, Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	980
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	87
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Astral Amulets Crafted:	20
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	102	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22
Ores Mined:	2484	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

GlitchyMC, A Minecraft Server Where The Fun Never Ends!~our Minecraft server has many type of games you can choose do you want survival?-we got it! Lifesteal?-No problem! Bedwars?-We also got it!

glitchy.mc-server.eu:30045

SweetPea Middle School

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	7910
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Alien Abductions:	2
Enchantments Applied:	52	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	68
New Chunks Explored:	391642	Zombie Dances:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5

Sweet Pea is a friendly Minecraft server. We offer a semi-vanilla experience with a few plugins to spice things up. We have a customized shop plugin where you can buy and sell stuff with in-game currency. A friendly community is always there when you need them and more than willing to help out with anything, big or small. We even have Discord <-> Minecraft chat so you can chat without even having to be online! Along with the listed above features, we’re constantly updating to add new features and upgrade QOL across the server. Join us now at sweetpeamc.com 🙂 Hope to see y’all online!

sweetpeamc.com

CasualCrafters Vault Hunters

PvE, Whitelist

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	2145
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Astral Projections Made:	3
Dimension Hops:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	24
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	330
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	12

Join Discord to request Whitelist!We are a friendly community of people who like to vault hunt without malding at every death. I made this server because I suffer from a crippling debilitation called Skill issue, and so far we get a lot of chill people so come and join us :)Age Restriction: 18+ preferred but all welcomeRule Set: VaultMode Casual (Deaths only cost durability) VaultLoot Plenty (2x Vault loot and exp gained) No Griefing, Stealing or PVP unless both parties consent Don’t create unnecessarily laggy farms Trading encouraged, we can help each other out with items when needed Build somewhere around spawn if possible (Within 1000 blocks radius)

vh.casualcrafters.net

FriendlyCraft

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, Survival

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	1202
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Star Shards Collected:	283
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Secret Passages Found:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17

We are a family-friendly community with a natural economy. Earn money by working for other players, farming crops that actually develop while you are away, or selling mob eggs you have captured. Scavenging unprotected chests and abandoned homes is allowed! Work your way up a unique ranking system of 50 ranks, based on playtime, and accumulated wealth! You will unlock special rewards and abilities along the way! Have you ever wanted to live in the Nether? Now you can build an epic Nether base and claim it! Come Join Us Now!

play.friendlycraftmc.com

FaeTalesMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	2426
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	9269
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2

Welcome to FaeTalesMC – Features – Bedrock Port : 19132– Slimefun (We will be adding in more add-ons as we grow!) – Towny /w Map – Cosmetics – Jobs – McMMO – PyroFishing ( WIth custom textures!) – PyroMining – Marriage Plugin – Balanced Economy – Player Shops – Big Community and Streamer Friendly – Shop

play.faetalesmc.net

SuperSurvivalX

Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	935
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Divine Spears Created:	15	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	12

→ IP : supersurvivalx.minesr.com ← Discord : discord.gg/esbBGAe6KjOperating a nuclear powerplant ? check ! Drug and alcohol plugins ? check ! Economy ? check ! Player warps and minigames ? check ! Joining the server now ? check !

supersurvivalx.minesr.com

Veroxus

Anarchy, Factions, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	6364
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Dimension Hops:	13	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	13

Do you want a hot chick, a Ferrari, and a trillion dollars? Well, we don’t offer that in the Lifesteal department. But we do offer an AMAZING MINECRAFT SMP Introducing the Veroxus Lifesteal SMP, the DonutSMP alternative without the sweaty losers and Lifesteal added!We offer: * Fusion Think of if DonutSMP and the Lifesteal SMP had a baby * Smooth KB + Zero Lag This is an SMP with actual good knockback. The PvP is amazing. You won’t find any lag here * Zero Claims and Constant Raids Server is aiming to grow to 500 concurrent players by the end of July, so expect to find lots of bases where you can destroy and loot bases with no claim protection, be water, my friend 🥋 * 1.20 LATEST AND GREATEST VERSION SUPPORT We offer Minecraft on the latest version, you won’t have to play 1.12 like cheating noob servers such as 2b2t * HIRING STAFF Must be qualified We pay our staff monthly too! DM staff to get a job!We don’t have: Joe Biden’s Chocolate Chip. Ice Cream Vanilla is waaaay better

veroxus.club