Haha I Hate Myself Minecraft SMP

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	4599
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Farms Harvested:	137	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Emeralds Found:	1797
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Enchantments Applied:	153	Dimension Hops:	15

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no personality? Look no further, join our server for a wild ride filled with laughter and chaos!

Reasons to join: – We have a secret underground society of possums who run the server, they’re the real bosses here. – Our tagmap is filled with tags like “haha”, “hahaihatemyself”, and “posshouse”, because who needs normal tags anyway? – The roadkill in our world is actually sentient and will guide you on your journey, just watch out for the zombie roadkill, they’re a bit feisty. – Our steam group is full of memes and inside jokes, it’s basically a meme paradise. – Posscraft is the only place where you can ride a llama into battle while wearing a top hat and monocle, because why not?

Join us at 51.81.62.131 for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the insanity that awaits you!

Servvival Network

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	5589
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Holy Grails Found:	4	Ores Mined:	5014
Void Armor Forged:	30	Elemental Crystals Collected:	74
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Mines Excavated:	1142
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10

Servvival Network aims to create an enhanced Minecraft experience centered around the players. Our goal is to give a smooth experience to the players so they can unleash their creativity! We want to establish a fun and friendly community where everyone feels welcomed. Every player has a voice on the server that we value; express your opinion and ideas about the server. Many additions have been made to the server after the feedback we received. Your opinion matters! The server is free to play, and we disapprove of pay-to-win mechanics and perks; everyone should be able to play fairly.Server IP: play.servvival.net Discord: https://discord.servvival.net

mcs.servvival.net

RomanMC

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	823
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	19
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Buildings Constructed:	15
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Dragons Tamed:	6	Ores Mined:	6528

play.romanmc.net

Wafflez Snapshot Server

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	5128
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

WafflezMC is a network with two currently attached servers, Wafflez and isle96. Wafflez is a server that dates back to 2012 and is a economy/community based survival server where you can vote for free rank upgrades, earn cash, and earn more claim blocks. Wafflez has a large selection of possible ranks to purchase, some of which are even purchasable with in-game money. You can battle people in the arena or climb to the top of balancetop. Become a part of the very community oriented server now! isle96 is a more hardcore survival based server where griefing is allowed and pvp is enabled in the wild. It was one of the goals to make it feel free and open to all so even at a base rank you unlock lots of cool perks you can check out in the /ranks menu. All ranks are purchasable with in-game money on isle96!

mc.wafflezmc.com

SoloLegends

Economy, Factions, Hardcore, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	5271
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	77
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Epic Shields Constructed:	10
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5

Welcome to SoloLegends.You will find a warm gaming environment, come and play… We would like you to participate in our community.IP: sololegends.net Store: https://store.sololegends.net (70% off sale + 10% “Patrox” Code) Discord: https://invite.gg/Sololegends

sololegends.net

Arcadia Minecraft

Creative, PvP, Survival

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	8080
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Dragons Tamed:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	3497
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Zombie Dances:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Arcadia Minecraft is back! After a five-year hiatus, the best survival Minecraft server is back and going to be bigger than ever! Join now! mc.arcadiaminecraft.com

mc.arcadiaminecraft.com

Bananarine

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	1248
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Heroic Legacies Created:	3

The best server you’ve ever seen (probably not) with many unique minigames (some are still WIP) and attractions, including our main attraction: Wild Adventures!oh and also brought back from the grave and restructured.Follow us on Twitter for server updates @TheBananarine

mc.bananarine.net

OldFacs Anarchy Factions

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Vanilla

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	6982
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Magical Moments Shared:	13
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Alien Abductions:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	159
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Welcome to OldFacs, a unique and exciting Minecraft server that combines the nostalgia of classic Factions gameplay with the freedom and anarchy of modern servers. Join us in our big and expansive world, where you can build and hide your bases to your heart’s content.On OldFacs, there are no rules or restrictions. You have complete creative freedom to do as you please. And unlike other faction servers, our world is big enough for you to truly make it your own. Plus, with no resets, you can build and grow your faction without the fear of losing it all.We’ve also added additional plugins like mcMMO, Auctions, Essentials, and more to enhance your gameplay experience. So whether you’re a seasoned veteran or a new player, there’s always something new to discover on OldFacs.But be warned, OldFacs is not for the faint of heart. With its anarchic nature comes a certain level of toxicity, so don’t expect overwhelming friendliness and hugs. What you can expect, however, is total freedom to play the way you want to play. So join us on OldFacs, and experience Minecraft like never before.

45.143.198.197:25568

Minevictus

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	1509
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Votes:	9039
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3

Our server is running the latest 1.19 update with the new blocks and everything else. Were not using any form if protocol hack and were fully semi-vanilla. Minevictus is trying to bring back the old way Minecraft is supposed to be played. However, in a more modernised version.Within our server you will not find any add-ons which change gameplay. In this case we offer a stable community, polished Minecraft semi-vanilla gameplay and building tools to unleash your creativity such as the ability to draw on maps to create art and other gimmicks.

us.minevict.us

Corbacraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	9094
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Star Shards Collected:	234
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	1025

play.corbacraft.com

House of Slap

Anarchy, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	974
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9523	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	17	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Villages Defended:	15

Very close to the default experience, not a massive amount of plugin bloat! Semi anarchy, no hacking or cheating, but you can raid, steal, lie, betray, and PVP to your heart’s content. Survival on hard difficulty. Economy where you can compete to be the richest or just make enough money to fund your projects! Good luck and have fun!

play.houseofslap.com

Temple Cheats

Anarchy, KitPvP, PvP

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	6689
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	Runes Activated:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	6827

Temple Cheats is a 1.12.2 – 1.20.2 Crystal PvP server made by templecheats.xyz. featuring box and duels.

play.templecheats.com

FoxandtheHound

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	7947
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	13	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	467
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	127	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Secret Passages Found:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

68.14.122.249:2638

Aptrumi SMP

Roleplay, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	7188
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	11
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Potions Brewed:	46
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3

Are you a Minecraft and Pokémon fan seeking your next multiplayer adventure? Aptrumi SMP is a tight knit cobblemon community for both builders and trainers alike! At Aptrumi SMP, we are more than just a server. We are an experience! Our mod management means minimal necessity for modpack updates on players’ end. Our focus on community and competition brings out an environment where players can explore, build, and catch in ways they’ve never imagined! Whether you’re an expert builder aiming to create awe-inspiring structures or a master trainer looking to dominate in gyms and tournaments, Aptrumi SMP is for you. Our community values creativity, strategic prowess, and above all, passion for Minecraft and Pokémon. When you’re ready to begin your adventure, joining us is easy! Join our Discord and follow the instructions for whitelist application. Remember our whitelist closes at 100 active players!

23.178.240.197

ARC Prison

KitPvP, Parkour, Prison, PvP

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	8353
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Mythical Swords Crafted:	33
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	35
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Meteorites Collected:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

ARC Prison is a Prison Server where we aim to Not have a Pay To Win aspect. Our goal is to make it fair for all Players!| IP – arcprison.net | Store – shop.arcprison.net |[ Server Features ]

arcprison.net

LacoCraft

KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	7402
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	15	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Alien Abductions:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	2

New Server! from 1.8 onwards!Modalities:SkyWars: On Practice: Off BedWars: off More options soon!!Come in now with your friends!!

ny2.tect.host:1319