Haha I Hate Myself Minecraft SMP

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	1329
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no personality? Look no further, join our server for a wild ride filled with laughter and chaos!

Reasons to join: – We have a secret underground society of possums who run the server, they’re the real bosses here. – Our tagmap is filled with tags like “haha”, “hahaihatemyself”, and “posshouse”, because who needs normal tags anyway? – The roadkill in our world is actually sentient and will guide you on your journey, just watch out for the zombie roadkill, they’re a bit feisty. – Our steam group is full of memes and inside jokes, it’s basically a meme paradise. – Posscraft is the only place where you can ride a llama into battle while wearing a top hat and monocle, because why not?

Join us at 51.81.62.131 for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the insanity that awaits you!

GlitchyMC

Bedwars, Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	7028
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	88
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1

GlitchyMC, A Minecraft Server Where The Fun Never Ends!~our Minecraft server has many type of games you can choose do you want survival?-we got it! Lifesteal?-No problem! Bedwars?-We also got it!

glitchy.mc-server.eu:30045

SweetPea Middle School

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	3125
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	48	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Divine Spears Created:	23
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Mines Excavated:	3234	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8

sweetpeamc.com

CasualCrafters Vault Hunters

PvE, Whitelist

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	1886
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Potions Brewed:	145
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Dimension Hops:	11
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4

Join Discord to request Whitelist!We are a friendly community of people who like to vault hunt without malding at every death. I made this server because I suffer from a crippling debilitation called Skill issue, and so far we get a lot of chill people so come and join us :)Age Restriction: 18+ preferred but all welcomeRule Set: VaultMode Casual (Deaths only cost durability) VaultLoot Plenty (2x Vault loot and exp gained) No Griefing, Stealing or PVP unless both parties consent Don’t create unnecessarily laggy farms Trading encouraged, we can help each other out with items when needed Build somewhere around spawn if possible (Within 1000 blocks radius)

vh.casualcrafters.net

FriendlyCraft

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, Survival

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	6742
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
New Chunks Explored:	805083	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

We are a family-friendly community with a natural economy. Earn money by working for other players, farming crops that actually develop while you are away, or selling mob eggs you have captured. Scavenging unprotected chests and abandoned homes is allowed! Work your way up a unique ranking system of 50 ranks, based on playtime, and accumulated wealth! You will unlock special rewards and abilities along the way! Have you ever wanted to live in the Nether? Now you can build an epic Nether base and claim it! Come Join Us Now!

play.friendlycraftmc.com

FaeTalesMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	9180
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Magic Items Found:	6413
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Mines Excavated:	1389	Void Armor Forged:	14
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	11

Welcome to FaeTalesMC – Features – Bedrock Port : 19132– Slimefun (We will be adding in more add-ons as we grow!) – Towny /w Map – Cosmetics – Jobs – McMMO – PyroFishing ( WIth custom textures!) – PyroMining – Marriage Plugin – Balanced Economy – Player Shops – Big Community and Streamer Friendly – Shop

play.faetalesmc.net

SuperSurvivalX

Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	1822
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Enchantments Applied:	277
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Potions Brewed:	63	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	0

→ IP : supersurvivalx.minesr.com ← Discord : discord.gg/esbBGAe6KjOperating a nuclear powerplant ? check ! Drug and alcohol plugins ? check ! Economy ? check ! Player warps and minigames ? check ! Joining the server now ? check !

supersurvivalx.minesr.com

Veroxus

Anarchy, Factions, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	3743
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	18
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Holy Grails Found:	4

Do you want a hot chick, a Ferrari, and a trillion dollars? Well, we don’t offer that in the Lifesteal department. But we do offer an AMAZING MINECRAFT SMP Introducing the Veroxus Lifesteal SMP, the DonutSMP alternative without the sweaty losers and Lifesteal added!We offer: * Fusion Think of if DonutSMP and the Lifesteal SMP had a baby * Smooth KB + Zero Lag This is an SMP with actual good knockback. The PvP is amazing. You won’t find any lag here * Zero Claims and Constant Raids Server is aiming to grow to 500 concurrent players by the end of July, so expect to find lots of bases where you can destroy and loot bases with no claim protection, be water, my friend 🥋 * 1.20 LATEST AND GREATEST VERSION SUPPORT We offer Minecraft on the latest version, you won’t have to play 1.12 like cheating noob servers such as 2b2t * HIRING STAFF Must be qualified We pay our staff monthly too! DM staff to get a job!We don’t have: Joe Biden’s Chocolate Chip. Ice Cream Vanilla is waaaay better

veroxus.club

IipuCraft

Creative, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	2003
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	32
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	5733
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Divine Spears Created:	12

Iipukema Network presents Ipucraft, the official McMMo server of the iipukema network, a survival with economy, in which you can sell and buy objects with in-game money, Bank to be able to save all the millions of iipucoins that you get, auctions to be able to sell what you don’t need, claims so that your things are always protected, Clans so that you and your friends can have a meeting place. Arenas con ranking, Surprise boxes through daily votes, Food market where you can buy any item you need, lore and much more!!! Find out at iipukema.com port 25565 Java and Bedrock! Iipukema.com the only server that shows its face! Follow us on Twitch and other social networks!!! Join the community…what are you waiting for?We have SquidGames, OneBlock, Skyblock, Skywars, Parkour, Lifestile, Minigames, Normal Survival and Technical Survival. What are you waiting for to come in and try?

iipukema.com:25580

Lava Rising

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	7333
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Endless Night Skies:	2

Looking for a thrilling and competitive Minecraft mini-game? Look no further than Lava Rising! Battle to death against other players while trying to survive as the lava rises around you. When you join the server, you’ll enter one of the elevators and be teleported to the game itself; you will receive randomized items that match the biome you’re in, such as blaze rods in the nether or elytras in the end. Craft armor and weapons to defend yourself and be the last one standing. Once you’ve completed the game, return to the lobby with your newfound items and sell any extras for totems, gapples, and other valuable items. And if you’re looking to upgrade to netherite, head to the nether to collect random items until you obtain netherite ingots. Parts of the lobby can move, it is designed unlike any other server, you will just have to see for yourself. Join Lava Rising now for a competitive and thrilling Minecraft experience.

lavarising.org

Obtain the Grain OTG

Economy, Hardcore, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	160
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10
New Chunks Explored:	236808	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	32
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

SERVER IP: play.otgmc.com – We use a custom resource pack on OTG that requires you have OPTIFINE downloaded and installed before joining. – Resource pack includes: 500+ Unique Item/Weapon Textures; which includes, 52+ Armor Textures, 15 Custom Elytra’s, 12+ Custom Hats. – 9 Unique Themed Islands to explore and loot. Each Island has 2-5 Points of Interests for fast travel with a dungeon to delve into that has a boss at the end and a mine to gather resources from. – NPCs with Leveling/Daily Quest’s and a Main Adventure Quest. – /Rankup system to make your kit equipment stronger. Climb through 15+ ranks! – Attribute system, the longer you stay alive the more your attributes climb. – Mines for resources. (Building and breaking of blocks is limited to mines and plots.) – Dynamic /shop in Spawn Kingdom, prices fluctuate!- Player Plots for Rent in spawn and on every island! – PvPvE, 1 Safezone per Island. – Custom Monsters/Bosses with unique drop tables. – Loot Chests (Crafting of most items is disabled, you’ll have to loot!) – Built in economy with an emphasis on a player market. – Use /guild to party up with friends!

play.otgmc.com

Gamerland

Earth, Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	7029
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3

Welcome to Gamerland, a survival server that offers a unique and challenging experience for players who are looking for something different. Similar to an SMP, Gamerland offers a vast open world where players can explore, build, and survive. But unlike other servers, Gamerland is packed with plugins that completely change the game’s strategies and goals.One of the most significant features of Gamerland is the custom structures and items with strong abilities and drugs. These items are rare and valuable, and players can sell them for points, which is the currency used on the server. Points can be used to purchase a wide range of items, including custom gear, weapons, and tools that can help players survive in the harsh environment.Players with cracked Minecraft can play on the server, and there are teams that players can create and officialize. Official teams receive in-game bonuses such as protected areas, which can be an excellent way to stay safe from other players who might be looking to steal valuable items.Another exciting feature of Gamerland is the jobs that players can complete. These include the Bank Heist and the Drug Laboratory Robbery, which offer players a unique challenge and the chance to earn valuable points.Overall, Gamerland offers the best gaming experience for all players, whether you’re a Minecraft veteran or a newcomer to the game. With custom structures, unique items, and exciting jobs to complete, there’s never a dull moment on this survival server. So join us today and start your adventure in Gamerland!

91.134.125.47:25585

RealmWars

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	4703
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Potions Brewed:	79
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Buildings Constructed:	34	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Emeralds Found:	5140
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	New Chunks Explored:	59179
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25

Welcome to the RealmWars Minecraft server! Never pay to win, always friendly.RealmWars is a friendly and welcoming community that offers a unique Towny experience. With a focus on player-driven economy, roleplay, and friendly competition, we aim to provide a fun and immersive experience for all players. Features: – Towny: Build and expand your own town, join a nation, and compete for resources and territory. – Economy: Participate in a player-driven economy and trade with others for goods and services. – Jobs: Join a job and immerse yourself in the world of RealmWars! – McMMO: Adds new mechanics and features to the game, including a skill system, special abilities, and unique experiences for players.

join.realmwars.org

DemonsCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	6159
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Ores Mined:	1639
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7292
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

Minecraft survival/rankup server, with Mcmmo, pets, VIPs, Plots and much more. Come meet and call your friends, fast support. interaction, events, I believe you won’t regret it

jogar.demonscraft.xyz

Stealcadia

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	2711
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Gods Slained:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21
Vanishing Items Found:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46
Crops Grown:	6273	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	2

Unique Lifesteal Server with Custom Weapons, very fun and lots of PvP! Stealcadia also comes with Unique Boss Fights, never seen on other servers before! It’s truly one of a kind.

play.stealcadia.com

BLITHE

Creative, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	3929
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zombie Dances:	9	Alien Abductions:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	152	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31
Demon Skulls Collected:	36	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7

We are a Whitelisted semi-vanilla survival server enhanced with; an armor-stand editor, proximity chat, mini-blocks, and other plugins that give players the closest gameplay experiences to that of Hermitcraft. Most other plugins used are for moderation and lag efficiency like Core Protect which helps keep our community a safe and friendly place this means there are no plugins that drastically alter the vanilla experience such as; /landclaim, /sethome, or /tpask /tpahere.We also have new bonus servers available! Including Last-Life and a creative test Server! Here at Blithe, we encourage creativity; mega-bases, player shops, minigames, group builds, redstone projects, cityscapes, or anything else. If you can dream it we want to see it!Join Today!www.blithemc.co

play.blithemc.co