Haha I Hate Myself Minecraft SMP

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	2965
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Votes:	3684
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Farms Harvested:	585	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no personality? Look no further, join our server for a wild ride filled with laughter and chaos!

Reasons to join: – We have a secret underground society of possums who run the server, they’re the real bosses here. – Our tagmap is filled with tags like “haha”, “hahaihatemyself”, and “posshouse”, because who needs normal tags anyway? – The roadkill in our world is actually sentient and will guide you on your journey, just watch out for the zombie roadkill, they’re a bit feisty. – Our steam group is full of memes and inside jokes, it’s basically a meme paradise. – Posscraft is the only place where you can ride a llama into battle while wearing a top hat and monocle, because why not?

Join us at 51.81.62.131 for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the insanity that awaits you!

Adult Swims Survival

Anarchy, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	3394
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Adult Swim’s Survival – Beta Test LivePVP A large ancient gladiator themed PVP arena, contains lots of open space for players to fight.Commands, Perks, and Cosmetic Shop Players can spend their in-game currency to purchase permissions to advance their gameplay; as well as purchasing cosmetics like /Hat.Quests Players can complete several different types of tasks such as Mining, Crafting, Mob killing and more to earn rewards.So Much More!

adultswimsurvival.online

Rising Heroes

Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	4425
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Secret Passages Found:	2	Star Shards Collected:	190
Dragon Scales Harvested:	257	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Welcome to Rising Heroes, a community dating back to 2013! We have relaunched with an all new prison experience and more servers to come, with custom pickaxe levels, gems, artifacts, PvE and more! Fully custom builds with helpful staff and an existing player base, what’s not to love?mc.risingheroes.org Join Today!

mc.risingheroes.org

The Legacy SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	5120
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Chimeras Created:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7

Legacy SMP is a Towny server modeled after the British Parliament, active for a year with a new season underway. Offering a 27/7 online experience, it features active towns, a thriving economy, frequent events, anti-cheat measures, an auction house, jobs plugin, MCMMO skills, optional wars, player shops, daily vote rewards, an admin shop, and a supportive staff. Embracing a mock government setup, the server incorporates plugins like Towny, Dynmap, and Graves with regular updates. Compatible across Xbox, PS4, Mobile, PC/Computer, and Nintendo Switch, those interested can join the server’s Discord community at https://discord.gg/3Xf4vdPJcE.

thelegacysmp.apexmc.co:25576

Cosmo Survival

Economy, Survival

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	4891
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Ores Mined:	3545	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Dragons Tamed:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	6774
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Family Friendly Survival Server with crates, shops, ranks, events, silktouching spawners, auctionhouse, giveaways and more! Please be respectful to others and have fun! Still in beta testing! Report any bugs to staff online! 1.20.1 with cherry trees and new updates!

cosmosurvival.apexmc.co

SimpleZone

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	3579
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Holy Grails Found:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Emeralds Found:	5332
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15
Alien Abductions:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13

Introducing SimpleZone, a friendly server that brings a new level of fun, excitement, and adventure to your Minecraft experience. Our focus is on simple yet unique additions that enhance your everyday gameplay. We are starting with Survival, and there’s even more witty and enjoyable content coming your way soon!

mc.simple-zone.net

Astoria

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	5037
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Magic Items Found:	8944	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	8856
Star Shards Collected:	299	Gods Slained:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Java IP: play.astoria.gg Discord: discord.gg/astoria Store: store.astoria.ggWelcome to Astoria, an exciting server built from the ground up with the player experience in mind. The Astoria server is laid-back, has strict no-grief/no-troll rules, and is an SMP style server where the community is valued more than anything else.Even though Astoria offers a huge variety of features, and plugins, to enhance your gameplay; such as Custom Enchants, Lands Claims, Boss Dungeons, and more; we always strive to preserve the authentic Minecraft experience.The survival world has a border of 20k x 20k, meaning plenty of room to find the ideal build spot, and both the End and Nether worlds are completely borderless!You can support the server by voting daily, every vote is a step closer to ranking up and gives you awesome rewards like money and flight time!

play.astoria.gg

Friends Zone

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	8162
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38	Gods Slained:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	4

The best survival server for Minecraft 1.20.4 (Brazil)• Slimefun • Jobs • Pets • mcMMO • GriefPrevention • Mobs To EggsCross-Platform! IP Bedrock: 190.115.198.224 – Porta 10002

friendszone.enxada.host:10002

idkSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	2217
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49	Magic Items Found:	1484
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	24
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	10

A 1.18 Minecraft Server that gets new updates every week. Bedrock IP: tempomc.com | Port: 19132 We offer: – friendly community – claims – chill environment (not serious)

tempomc.com

Mine Down Under

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	5814
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Runes Activated:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Emeralds Found:	9032	Alien Abductions:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	6564
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Buildings Constructed:	34

An Australian Survival Server, with crossplay compatibility with Java and bedrock. This server is very friendly, and is semi-vanilla. You can use /RTP when you spawn, to get teleported to wilderness. There is also a market area where you can rent a shop for selling items to other players. There are some plugins for convenience and Quality-of-Life, such as Sleepmost, Dynmap, TreeAssist, Griefprevention, and ChestShop. Bedrock players can connect with play.minedownunder.com:19132There’s also some NPCs living in the spawn hub, who offer small quests for in-game currency rewards, and I’m working on adding more.We have also have a discord community to go with the server at discord.gg/nFWs4GBZ7F Dynmap: http://minedownunder.com:8123 The rules are pretty basic, no griefing, no excessive profanity, no cheating.

play.minedownunder.com

TerraCraft

Earth, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	951
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2

EN: Join our community with professional people and a unique way of playing. We are waiting for you to join: mc.terracraft.one We have unique game modes and will be here for you with all you need. RO: Come to our community with professional people and a unique game mode. We are waiting for you to enter too: mc.terracraft.one We have unique game modes and we will be here for you with everything you need.

mc.terracraft.one

CrankHouse Semi-Anarchy Survival

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	3295
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Gods Slained:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Emeralds Found:	671	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Villages Defended:	6

CrankHouse is a Semi-Anarchy Survival SMP and our primary goal revolves around making sure mob rates, caps, and behaviors are as vanilla as possible while also ensuring a stable play environment for client and non-client alike.Server is currently running on versions from 1.17 to 1.20To ensure STABILITY we have spared no expense on the most current and top-of-the-line hardware we could get our hands-on.Although here on CrankHouse we do openly allow the usage of “modded/hacked” clients, there is a limit. This limit it here so you can use the mods/clients without being able to abuse people with what we’d consider as frowned upon hack/modules (offhand bans, chunk bans, etc) In response to these you’ll be kicked automatically and repeatedly until module in question is no longer activated (safe server)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXbSZ13cfNghttps://crankhouse.net/

play.crankhouse.net

AphelionMC

Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	6324
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	5

AphelionMC is a Minecraft SMP Network server focused on high-quality game content. bedrock and java compatible, custom plugins + scripts, dungeon bosses, balanced economy and much more!! join us today and be part of our amazing community!

play.aphelionmc.net

Gods Realm Romania

Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	206
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	28
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	4441	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

Hello, this community has recently opened and we are working on it every day to make it as good as possible and to offer you a unique experience with us. The community was opened especially for a Minecraft server, but in time we will expand to more games requested by all of you!Forum: https://gods-realm.ro/forum/ Store: https://gods-realm.ro/store/ Server IP: [b]Play.Gods-Realm.Ro[/b]

Discord: https://gods-realm.ro/discord/

Play.Gods-Realm.Ro

Valatic

Earth, OneBlock, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	8539
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Magic Items Found:	1973
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3

A remarkable server experience featuring trending game-modes such as Earth SMP, Oneblock, and much more. We pride ourselves on ensuring our players are well taken care of and our community is a non-toxic friendly place. Valatic game-modes are loaded with unique features as well as a lag free experience for all users. Join Valatic today for a one of a kind experience.

play.valatic.net

Oasis Network

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	8380
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	8689
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	332
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

Oasis Network (Formerly Demon Slayer Corps)Welcome to the worlds first demon slayer server! We offer quests, land claiming, economy, custom abilities, and more!We just added in Pixelmon! Its a player voted favorite and we think you would love it too! come join!

play.mc-oasis.com