Haha I Hate Myself Minecraft SMP

BaggageBrawlCraft

Are you tired of losing your precious carry-ons to sneaky friends and family members? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, we promise that no one will ever steal your virtual items! Join us and never worry about losing your loot again.

Plus, we have a special feature where if someone tries to take your items, a giant virtual dragon will swoop in and protect your belongings. It’s like having a personal bodyguard for your pixelated possessions!

So come join us on our server, where the only thing you’ll be losing is track of time as you embark on epic quests and build magnificent virtual creations. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave (and you won’t have to worry about anyone taking your stuff)!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Potions Brewed:	56	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	316
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

EnerGizerMC SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the power of virtual energy crystals that will give you an instant boost whenever you need it! Our server is powered by a secret blend of Red Bull and unicorn tears, guaranteed to keep you hyped up and ready to conquer any challenge that comes your way.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that our SMP is home to a rare breed of zombie chickens that lay golden eggs filled with diamonds. So not only will you have endless energy, but you’ll also be rolling in riches in no time!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of the most electrifying Minecraft community out there!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	29	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Animals Bred:	130
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Potions Brewed:	144

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Pet to Pupper

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate pet paradise!

Join us and watch as your pet’s name transforms from Fluffy to Fluffzilla, from Fido to Firebreather, and from Whiskers to Whiskertron 3000! Our server is so wild that your pets will undergo a complete transformation, becoming powerful beings that will help you conquer the Minecraft world.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Pet Olympics, where your pets can compete in events like the 100-meter fetch, synchronized swimming, and extreme parkour. The winner gets a lifetime supply of bones and fish!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and witness the epic evolution of your pets. Who knows, maybe one day your pet will become the ruler of the Minecraft universe!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3348	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Dragons Tamed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3737
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Buildings Constructed:	28
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

MileiCraft: UNhypocrisy

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come join our epic minecraft server where we have ARGENTINA’S PRESIDENT MILEI as our honorary guest!!! he’s sick of the UN’s BS and he’s here to take down all the hypocrites with his diamond sword!!! watch as he builds a wall around spawn to keep out all the haters and trolls, while he gives epic speeches about freedom and justice!!! join now and be part of the revolution, because on this server, we don’t play by the rules – we make our own!!! #MinecraftRevolution #DownWithTheUN #FreeDiamondSwordsForAll

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Enchantments Applied:	294
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

The Block Party Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a legendary treasure hidden deep within the pixelated mountains. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be granted the power to turn all the zombies into friendly villagers who do your bidding. Plus, you’ll get a lifetime supply of diamond pickaxes and enchanted golden apples!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you meet our resident llama, Larry. He’s a real party animal and loves to lead players on wacky adventures through the Nether. Just be sure to bring your dancing shoes and a sense of humor because things can get pretty crazy around here!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stick to playing solitaire.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Dimension Hops:	14
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Shower Everyday Other Than Rare Occasion Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where taking cold showers is not only encouraged, but mandatory! Why, you ask? Well, legend has it that the icy water will give you superhuman strength and agility in-game. Plus, it’s a great way to keep the creepers at bay – they hate the cold!

But that’s not all – we also have a strict shower schedule that must be followed. Failure to shower at least once a week will result in being banished to the Nether for eternity. Trust us, you don’t want to end up there – the ghasts throw some killer parties, but they have terrible hygiene.

So come join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft adventure, where the showers are cold and the stakes are high. Who knows, you might just emerge from the depths of the mines a stronger, cleaner, and more shower-savvy player than ever before!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Sing4TheCash

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us and you could win a whopping 1 million dollars just by singing a song perfectly! That’s right, just belt out those tunes and you could be rolling in cash!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare and elusive creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs! Rumor has it that if you can catch the Diamond Chicken, all your wildest Minecraft dreams will come true!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this – every full moon, the creepers on our server break out into a synchronized dance routine that is truly a sight to behold. You won’t want to miss it!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other! Who knows, you might just become the next Minecraft millionaire!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Animals Bred:	59
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Dimension Hops:	10
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Fuel Fiasco: Navy Oops

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So, like, this server is like a total blast, dude. Picture this: the US Navy Oiler is cruising along, minding its own business, when BAM! It runs aground like a total noob. Now the Carrier Strike Group is all like, “Oh snap, we need fuel, like, NOW!” So they have to scramble and stuff to find fuel for their ships.

But here’s the twist – on this server, YOU get to be the hero! You can, like, help the Carrier Strike Group find fuel by going on epic quests and battling crazy mobs. And, like, maybe you’ll even discover a secret underground fuel depot or something.

Plus, there’s, like, a totally rad community of players who are always down to team up and have a good time. So, like, why wouldn’t you want to join this server? It’s, like, the most epic adventure ever, dude. So come on and join the fun!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	242	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	0

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

15 Minute City Fun

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come join our epic minecraft server where time is the only factor in future city planning! we have developed a tool to measure how close our cities are to being a 15-minute city, but watch out for the significant inequalities along the way!

you never know what crazy adventures await you in our wacky world. build your own 15-minute city and rule over it with an iron fist (or diamond sword, whatever floats your boat).

but be warned, the other players are not to be underestimated. they will stop at nothing to sabotage your city and steal all your precious resources.

so what are you waiting for? join now and show everyone that you are the ultimate city planner in the most chaotic and hilarious minecraft server ever!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Divine Spears Created:	20	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

What is the IP for Maximilian Dood Minecraft Server?

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Maximilian Dood, known simply as Max, is a popular content creator and streamer in the gaming community. With a focus on fighting games, Max has gained a large following on platforms such as YouTube and Twitch for his entertaining gameplay, insightful commentary, and engaging personality. He is known for his boundless energy and passion for the gaming industry, making him a beloved figure among fans and fellow gamers alike.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Shift Up’s Minecraft Server: Nier Automata Fun!

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Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring gameplay and repetitive quests? Well, look no further because our server is like the Nier Automata sequel of Minecraft servers! Developed by the legendary creators of Stellar Blade, this server will blow your mind with its epic adventures and mind-bending quests.

Join us and experience a world like no other, where you can battle giant robots, explore futuristic cities, and uncover the mysteries of the universe. Who needs a Nier Automata sequel when you have our server to keep you entertained for hours on end?

So what are you waiting for? Join now and be a part of the most epic Minecraft server ever created! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Love Letters Sent:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no personality? Look no further, join our server for a wild ride filled with laughter and chaos!

Reasons to join: – We have a secret underground society of possums who run the server, they’re the real bosses here. – Our tagmap is filled with tags like “haha”, “hahaihatemyself”, and “posshouse”, because who needs normal tags anyway? – The roadkill in our world is actually sentient and will guide you on your journey, just watch out for the zombie roadkill, they’re a bit feisty. – Our steam group is full of memes and inside jokes, it’s basically a meme paradise. – Posscraft is the only place where you can ride a llama into battle while wearing a top hat and monocle, because why not?

Join us at 51.81.62.131 for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the insanity that awaits you!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

HappyCraft SMP

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Are you tired of mining for diamonds all alone in the dark, wishing you had someone to share your loot with? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place where happiness comes in the form of pixelated riches and epic adventures!

Join us on our server where the sun always shines, the creepers are friendly, and the pigs fly (literally, we have a mod for that). We have a thriving community of players who are always ready to team up for epic builds, crazy pranks, and intense PvP battles.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden apples and rare loot guarded by a pack of friendly wolves. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries and claim the treasure for yourself?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and experience happiness like never before!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Alien Abductions:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

CraftyCreeperFAQs

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans.

Ever wanted to ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil zombies? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Our custom plugins will have you laughing until you cry as you explore our wacky world filled with unicorns, talking trees, and even a friendly dragon named Steve.

But that’s not all! Our community is filled with the friendliest and most hilarious players you’ll ever meet. From epic build battles to spontaneous dance parties, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and experience the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Dragons Tamed:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Enchantments Applied:	58

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

RedstoneRevolution

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come join our epic minecraft server where russia and iran use AI to boost anti-U.S. influence campaigns!! 😱😱 american intelligence officials say moscow’s efforts are mostly aimed at undermining harris, but that just makes it more fun for us!! 😂😂

watch out for those sneaky russians and iranians trying to mess with your game, but don’t worry, we’ve got your back with our own secret weapons 🚀🚀 join now and show them who’s boss in this crazy minecraft world!! 💪💪

don’t miss out on the most aggressive and insane server out there, come join the chaos and see if you can survive the ultimate showdown!! 🤯🤯

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	150	Treasure Maps Found:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4