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Players:	108/500	Votes:	1644
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Villages Defended:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

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MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	9398
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Love Letters Sent:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Animals Bred:	37	Elemental Crystals Collected:	80

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

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TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	815
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

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Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	7750
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	35
Secret Passages Found:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Enchantments Applied:	239	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	33	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Towns Built:	7

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Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	200
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Divine Spears Created:	28	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Farms Harvested:	159	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Magic Wands Crafted:	25

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

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From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	5263
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	8	Elemental Crystals Collected:	94
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

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RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	6991
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Void Gems Collected:	39
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	New Chunks Explored:	757676
Emeralds Found:	9800	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

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Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	1804
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Star Shards Collected:	155	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Secret Passages Found:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

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PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	2931
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Secret Passages Found:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

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VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	3624
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Towns Built:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

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PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	3558
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	40	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	11

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

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JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	9630
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	37	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

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NAVELYA

PvP

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	750
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Towns Built:	9	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	4

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

play.navelya.net

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	5721
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7635
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	4838
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

ms.zedarmc.com

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	2202
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Secret Passages Found:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

mcs.eyserver.com

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	8978
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Demon Skulls Collected:	21
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Dimension Hops:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

pog.foxcraft.net