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Players:	98/700	Votes:	7291
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Towns Built:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Buildings Constructed:	11	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Zombie Dances:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5

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MineGen

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	939
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	25	Gods Slained:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	140	Ores Mined:	3138
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Enchantments Applied:	181	Secret Passages Found:	7

Come play on MineGens, is a server with unique gameplay rarely seen on minecraft which is usually called a generator, Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators, Explore a quest line by completing quests and getting rewards, Use farming and fishing to level up, you can also get personal benefits on the server This is by buying the available rank on the server, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!What makes this server special ? MineGens presents a minecraft server with a new genre that you may have never seen before, namely “Generators”. The point of this genre is that you can buy a generator at the shop and develop it into a generator level above it. At the beginning you will have 25 generator slots that you can install on your island, if you are still confused, you can try it yourself.

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MineLucky

Economy, Prison, PvP

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	3513
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Zombie Dances:	2

MineLucky is a fresh take on the OP prison game mode. Join now with org.minelucky.net for Java and bedrock.minelucky.net (Port: 19132) for Bedrock.

org.minelucky.net

PotterworldMC

Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	2330
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Votes:	4364
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Players Killed by Monsters:	9545	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	16

Hello, magical folk, and welcome to Potterworld! You’ll fight in duels, brew potions, complete magical challenges, interact with your friends, and explore the magical world – all through Minecraft!We are proud to be a global, family-friendly server. You can join us with a Minecraft: Java Edition account on versions 1.10 to 1.13.2 using the IP address play.potterworldmc.com. The server runs with plugins, so no mods are needed.Our custom resource pack will download automagically. All you must do is click “Yes” when it asks for your permission in-game. Please ensure that the “Server Resource Packs” setting is set to “Enabled” or “Prompt” in the server settings before connecting to the server. Otherwise, the download will fail.Join us for an exciting and magical experience!Potterworld or Droobledore LLC is not in any way affiliated with Mojang AB, J.K. Rowling, Warner Brothers or any company, copyright or trademark.

play.potterworldmc.com

The Seed

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	3959
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Gods Slained:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Dimension Hops:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

The Seed was created with one thing in mind – Minecraft. For the players that are looking for a server that has countless custom-coded features, The Seed isn’t for you. While we do have custom features, our goal is to keep The Seed simple and community-based for those that just want to play Minecraft with friends. So, here’s what we offer:– Player Shops | Anybody and everybody is allowed to create their own shop – Player Warps | Once you are a Nomad (play for one hour), you can create public warps – User-Friendly Land Claiming | Protect your property with ease – Rank promotions for playing on the server | Each Rank has it’s own upgrades – Pets | Every player is able to tame their own pet by killing any animal with a lead – Player-Driven Economy | The Seed sells a limited amount of items at it’s shop. Go buy and sell from other players! – Friendly Community | Although we are a new server, we encourage our future players to be mature, respectful, and friendly!

play.theseedmc.com

Imagine Fun

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Roleplay

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	1413
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	15	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Welcome to Imagine Fun.The most realistic Disneyland in Anaheim recreation you can possibly imagine. Tons of players and tons of items to collect and trade! Come try out all of the rides and meet new friends.

mc.imaginefun.net

DeathZone Network

Factions, KitPvP, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	5611
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Star Shards Collected:	171
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7

3) NON-PREMIUM and PREMIUM + ALL VERSIONS [1.7x – 1.20x] -> ENTRY TUTORIAL: https://youtu.be/YdPx2zaN5iU-> IP NORMAL: deathzone.net | Puerto: 25565 -> IP BEDROCK: deathzone.net | Puerto : 19132 -> STORE: https://tienda.deathzone.net/ -> DISCORD: https://discord.deathzone.net/

mc.deathzone.club

OrchardCraft Survival

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	3357
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Potions Brewed:	146
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

OrchardCraft is a family-friendly simple SMP community. It’s a perfect survival where you can meet new friends, establish your player shops, relax, and hang out! We have tons of high-quality features that you will enjoy. There are in-game ranks and resource worlds for you to collect extra loot. What are you waiting for? Come check us out!

play.orchardcraftmc.com

Rede Saint

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	2336
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	1419	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Buildings Constructed:	20	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Introducing Redesaint’s Minecraft Servers!Survival Refuge: This server is the perfect choice for those looking for an exciting Minecraft adventure. Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play from version 1.12! Survival Refuge offers everything a player needs to survive in the world of Minecraft, including special artifacts, clans, McMMO, warfare, special events, online store, land protection, tournaments, market and much more! Enjoy all the fun and excitement of a survival server with friends or alone.Rankup Space: Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play on Rankup from version 1.8 to 1.19.3! This server is perfect for those looking for an exciting challenge, with exclusive features such as a rank system, special mines, special mining pickaxe, plot system, virtual store, war, special events, clans and much more! Challenge yourself and reach the top of the rankings with your friends and other players.IP: redesaint.com Port for BEDROCK: 19133Site: https://redesaint.com Discord: https://redesaint.com/discord

redesaint.com

Rebirth of Balkan – Network

OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	2894
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	5

Minecraft Rebirth of Balkan – Network Server ip: play.rebirthofbalkan.com Server forum: https://rebirthofbalkan.com/Minecraft/ Discord: https://discord.gg/SQxbFYs6t7 Minecraft version: 1.8-1.20x Since: 2011Servers: Survival SkyBlock Hub OneBlock PrisonCome, we are waiting for you!

178.33.34.224

MineHeart

Cross-Play, Earth, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	9854
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Chimeras Created:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

play.mineheart.net

Fairytales

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	1259
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	33	Elemental Crystals Collected:	85
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Meteorites Collected:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

Java IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Bedrock IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/fairytalesFairytales SMP is a magical community server for everyone! With Fairy Origins for a modded server feel. Be the fairy of your dreams with different magical abilities such as flying around, permanent water breathing and the ability to survive in lava. There’s something for everyone!Grief Protected, Cross-Compatible Java and Bedrock Edition!

mc.fairy-tales.uk

Trollrace Network

PvE, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	4231
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	391
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Villages Defended:	18

Join DoniBobes on his newest Minecraft Network. Are you the Troll? or will you get trolled?Play online, and maybe you will be in Doni’s next YouTube Video

mc.trollrace.net

MCexp

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	4091
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	1
New Chunks Explored:	75254	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5

Minecraft Experience was born with the aim of bringing players together by creating a solid community based on mutual respect. we have various modes including: Vanilla Experience: If you’re looking for a quiet vanilla game where grief is forbidden and playing together is the basis of the mode, then this is for you! Staffers present 99% of the time, shops created in vanilla by the players, official server shop and every Sunday at 3pm a fantastic giveaway. SkyBlock Experience: Are you looking for a totally unique skyblock? Skyblock Experience is completely unique and spectacular! OpPrison: A one of a kind OpPrison, many ranks and a fantastic map!!!

mcexp.it

BrasilCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	9139
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Secret Passages Found:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

BrasilCraft Servers 100% Brazilian Version 1.8x – 1.20x Servers > IP: jogarbrasilcraft.com > Server Name: BrasilCraft > Server Version 1.8x – 1.20x > Servidor Slimefun > Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/BrasilCraft > Discord Do Servidor: https://discord.gg/pzzfBB5f4H > Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brasilcraft… >Twitter: https://twitter.com/_BrasilCraft_ >Site: https://www.brasilcraft.net >YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BrasilCraft

jogarbrasilcraft.com

realme

Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	2327
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Dragons Tamed:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	25
Zombie Dances:	9	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

realmi.fi