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Players:	90/300	Votes:	7637
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Farms Harvested:	394
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13

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SiriusMC

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	7076
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Farms Harvested:	750	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7

Play.SiriusMC.net

Altitude Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	2699
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Void Armor Forged:	27
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	375	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

play.alttd.com

LusiadasCraft

Survival

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	7993
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	159	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Magic Items Found:	1495	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

mc.lusiadascraft.com

HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	7950
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

play.holocraft.xyz

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	4872
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Runes Activated:	0
Mines Excavated:	1593	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

universalmc.fun:25806

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	5016
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Void Gems Collected:	11	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Enchantments Applied:	159
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

minewave.net

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	4030
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Alien Abductions:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Chimeras Created:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

play.anubismc.com

Empire Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	7105
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

play.emc.gs

MineGen

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	2765
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	10

Come play on MineGens, is a server with unique gameplay rarely seen on minecraft which is usually called a generator, Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators, Explore a quest line by completing quests and getting rewards, Use farming and fishing to level up, you can also get personal benefits on the server This is by buying the available rank on the server, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!What makes this server special ? MineGens presents a minecraft server with a new genre that you may have never seen before, namely “Generators”. The point of this genre is that you can buy a generator at the shop and develop it into a generator level above it. At the beginning you will have 25 generator slots that you can install on your island, if you are still confused, you can try it yourself.

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MineLucky

Economy, Prison, PvP

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	3865
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	172
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

MineLucky is a fresh take on the OP prison game mode. Join now with org.minelucky.net for Java and bedrock.minelucky.net (Port: 19132) for Bedrock.

org.minelucky.net

PotterworldMC

Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	1261
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Ores Mined:	2157	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Towns Built:	10
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Hello, magical folk, and welcome to Potterworld! You’ll fight in duels, brew potions, complete magical challenges, interact with your friends, and explore the magical world – all through Minecraft!We are proud to be a global, family-friendly server. You can join us with a Minecraft: Java Edition account on versions 1.10 to 1.13.2 using the IP address play.potterworldmc.com. The server runs with plugins, so no mods are needed.Our custom resource pack will download automagically. All you must do is click “Yes” when it asks for your permission in-game. Please ensure that the “Server Resource Packs” setting is set to “Enabled” or “Prompt” in the server settings before connecting to the server. Otherwise, the download will fail.Join us for an exciting and magical experience!Potterworld or Droobledore LLC is not in any way affiliated with Mojang AB, J.K. Rowling, Warner Brothers or any company, copyright or trademark.

play.potterworldmc.com

The Seed

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	6498
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Runes Activated:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	78	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Falling into the Void:	3	Animals Bred:	126
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Ores Mined:	1930	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

The Seed was created with one thing in mind – Minecraft. For the players that are looking for a server that has countless custom-coded features, The Seed isn’t for you. While we do have custom features, our goal is to keep The Seed simple and community-based for those that just want to play Minecraft with friends. So, here’s what we offer:– Player Shops | Anybody and everybody is allowed to create their own shop – Player Warps | Once you are a Nomad (play for one hour), you can create public warps – User-Friendly Land Claiming | Protect your property with ease – Rank promotions for playing on the server | Each Rank has it’s own upgrades – Pets | Every player is able to tame their own pet by killing any animal with a lead – Player-Driven Economy | The Seed sells a limited amount of items at it’s shop. Go buy and sell from other players! – Friendly Community | Although we are a new server, we encourage our future players to be mature, respectful, and friendly!

play.theseedmc.com

Imagine Fun

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Roleplay

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	4566
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4

Welcome to Imagine Fun.The most realistic Disneyland in Anaheim recreation you can possibly imagine. Tons of players and tons of items to collect and trade! Come try out all of the rides and meet new friends.

mc.imaginefun.net

DeathZone Network

Factions, KitPvP, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	6704
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Potions Brewed:	138
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7

3) NON-PREMIUM and PREMIUM + ALL VERSIONS [1.7x – 1.20x] -> ENTRY TUTORIAL: https://youtu.be/YdPx2zaN5iU-> IP NORMAL: deathzone.net | Puerto: 25565 -> IP BEDROCK: deathzone.net | Puerto : 19132 -> STORE: https://tienda.deathzone.net/ -> DISCORD: https://discord.deathzone.net/

mc.deathzone.club

OrchardCraft Survival

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	8605
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	269
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	1

OrchardCraft is a family-friendly simple SMP community. It’s a perfect survival where you can meet new friends, establish your player shops, relax, and hang out! We have tons of high-quality features that you will enjoy. There are in-game ranks and resource worlds for you to collect extra loot. What are you waiting for? Come check us out!

play.orchardcraftmc.com