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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	7919
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

New Minecraft Servers

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Ever wanted to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a tutu? Well, on our server, anything is possible! We have custom mods that will have you laughing until you cry.

Join our community of misfits and meme lords as we build the most ridiculous structures you’ve ever seen. From a giant toilet castle to a rollercoaster made entirely of cheese, the possibilities are endless.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the wackiest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the chaos and mayhem that awaits you!

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	5191
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	29	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6

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Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	883
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Void Armor Forged:	10
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

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From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	2625
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Towns Built:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Meteorites Collected:	2

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

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RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	122
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Alien Abductions:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

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Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	1739
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14	Buildings Constructed:	28
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

gyat.minewind.net

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	9164
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Crops Grown:	1826
Towns Built:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Enchantments Applied:	187
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Backwards Speech Heard:	3

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

play.pocketpixels.net

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	4752
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	45	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	19	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Crops Grown:	4467	Astral Projections Made:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

play.vanillaplus.net

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	5018
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Chimeras Created:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	48
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

nohub.playcdu.co

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	7918
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Void Gems Collected:	31	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Dimension Hops:	9
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Runes Activated:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

play.jackpotmc.com

NAVELYA

PvP

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	279
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zombie Dances:	9	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Falling into the Void:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

play.navelya.net

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	2616
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	14	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

ms.zedarmc.com

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	8319
Rating:	4.6 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	470152	Falling into the Void:	1
Runes Activated:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Chimeras Created:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Void Armor Forged:	12	Emeralds Found:	303
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

mcs.eyserver.com

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	5578
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Magic Items Found:	3428
Endless Legions Commanded:	13	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	6

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

pog.foxcraft.net

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	124
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Void Gems Collected:	22
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	22	Dragon Eggs Found:	5544
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Endless Night Skies:	1

play.dreamers.fun

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	5135
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Crops Grown:	6249	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	36
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	369
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

ms.SunRealms.net:20001