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Players:	90/100	Votes:	3444
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Animals Bred:	36	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Falling into the Void:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3

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Imagine Fun

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Roleplay

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	7302
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

Welcome to Imagine Fun.The most realistic Disneyland in Anaheim recreation you can possibly imagine. Tons of players and tons of items to collect and trade! Come try out all of the rides and meet new friends.

mc.imaginefun.net

DeathZone Network

Factions, KitPvP, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	349
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Void Armor Forged:	14
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Farms Harvested:	657
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	2

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mc.deathzone.club

OrchardCraft Survival

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	3320
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Alien Abductions:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Falling into the Void:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6

OrchardCraft is a family-friendly simple SMP community. It’s a perfect survival where you can meet new friends, establish your player shops, relax, and hang out! We have tons of high-quality features that you will enjoy. There are in-game ranks and resource worlds for you to collect extra loot. What are you waiting for? Come check us out!

play.orchardcraftmc.com

Rede Saint

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	3924
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5

Introducing Redesaint’s Minecraft Servers!Survival Refuge: This server is the perfect choice for those looking for an exciting Minecraft adventure. Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play from version 1.12! Survival Refuge offers everything a player needs to survive in the world of Minecraft, including special artifacts, clans, McMMO, warfare, special events, online store, land protection, tournaments, market and much more! Enjoy all the fun and excitement of a survival server with friends or alone.Rankup Space: Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play on Rankup from version 1.8 to 1.19.3! This server is perfect for those looking for an exciting challenge, with exclusive features such as a rank system, special mines, special mining pickaxe, plot system, virtual store, war, special events, clans and much more! Challenge yourself and reach the top of the rankings with your friends and other players.IP: redesaint.com Port for BEDROCK: 19133Site: https://redesaint.com Discord: https://redesaint.com/discord

redesaint.com

Rebirth of Balkan – Network

OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	8146
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Farms Harvested:	996
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	New Chunks Explored:	159065
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	37
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Alien Abductions:	3

Minecraft Rebirth of Balkan – Network Server ip: play.rebirthofbalkan.com Server forum: https://rebirthofbalkan.com/Minecraft/ Discord: https://discord.gg/SQxbFYs6t7 Minecraft version: 1.8-1.20x Since: 2011Servers: Survival SkyBlock Hub OneBlock PrisonCome, we are waiting for you!

178.33.34.224

MineHeart

Cross-Play, Earth, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	5200
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Endless Legions Commanded:	10	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32
Buildings Constructed:	13	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

play.mineheart.net

Fairytales

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	348
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	163	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Falling into the Void:	2	Villages Defended:	9
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Love Letters Sent:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	10

Java IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Bedrock IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/fairytalesFairytales SMP is a magical community server for everyone! With Fairy Origins for a modded server feel. Be the fairy of your dreams with different magical abilities such as flying around, permanent water breathing and the ability to survive in lava. There’s something for everyone!Grief Protected, Cross-Compatible Java and Bedrock Edition!

mc.fairy-tales.uk

Trollrace Network

PvE, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	7513
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Zombie Dances:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Farms Harvested:	127
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	0

Join DoniBobes on his newest Minecraft Network. Are you the Troll? or will you get trolled?Play online, and maybe you will be in Doni’s next YouTube Video

mc.trollrace.net

MCexp

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	2693
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	New Chunks Explored:	796338
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	73	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Crops Grown:	4713

Minecraft Experience was born with the aim of bringing players together by creating a solid community based on mutual respect. we have various modes including: Vanilla Experience: If you’re looking for a quiet vanilla game where grief is forbidden and playing together is the basis of the mode, then this is for you! Staffers present 99% of the time, shops created in vanilla by the players, official server shop and every Sunday at 3pm a fantastic giveaway. SkyBlock Experience: Are you looking for a totally unique skyblock? Skyblock Experience is completely unique and spectacular! OpPrison: A one of a kind OpPrison, many ranks and a fantastic map!!!

mcexp.it

BrasilCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	3499
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Ores Mined:	5461
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10

BrasilCraft Servers 100% Brazilian Version 1.8x – 1.20x Servers > IP: jogarbrasilcraft.com > Server Name: BrasilCraft > Server Version 1.8x – 1.20x > Servidor Slimefun > Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/BrasilCraft > Discord Do Servidor: https://discord.gg/pzzfBB5f4H > Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brasilcraft… >Twitter: https://twitter.com/_BrasilCraft_ >Site: https://www.brasilcraft.net >YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BrasilCraft

jogarbrasilcraft.com

realme

Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	8678
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Divine Spears Created:	22
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4

Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

realmi.fi

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	9444
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32	Dragon Eggs Found:	6282
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

play.dextrality.net

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	1934
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	8

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

DBC.ApolloNetworkMC.net

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	3942
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Love Letters Sent:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

mcs.minebox.es

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	1708
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Animals Bred:	150	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Farms Harvested:	539	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Mythical Quests Completed:	17
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Void Gems Collected:	36
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	7

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

tavernmc.net