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Players:	108/200	Votes:	3280
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	13	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	3

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Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	2358
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Runes Activated:	5	Villages Defended:	15
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Zombie Dances:	10
Endless Night Skies:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

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PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	6358
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	8502
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Zombie Dances:	7
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

play.pocketpixels.net

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	6518
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Buildings Constructed:	44	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Dragons Tamed:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

play.vanillaplus.net

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	9382
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	7969
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Astral Projections Made:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Dragon Scales Harvested:	342	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

nohub.playcdu.co

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	2394
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Endless Night Skies:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	19	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Gods Slained:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

play.jackpotmc.com

NAVELYA

PvP

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	401
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Potions Brewed:	35
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	46	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Star Shards Collected:	50
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Towns Built:	8	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

play.navelya.net

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	6004
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Emeralds Found:	4995	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Alien Abductions:	4

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

ms.zedarmc.com

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	1110
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Magic Items Found:	8557	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Mines Excavated:	4610
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Falling into the Void:	0

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

mcs.eyserver.com

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	2943
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Runes Activated:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

pog.foxcraft.net

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	7002
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Gods Slained:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8

play.dreamers.fun

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	4499
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Towns Built:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	128	Void Armor Forged:	24
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Zombie Dances:	10
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

ms.SunRealms.net:20001

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	8237
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Players Killed by Monsters:	7169	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

mc.acemc.co

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	3453
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Magic Items Found:	5137
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	158
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

org.cyt.gg

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	236
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

play.invadedlands.net

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	1076
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Zombie Dances:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Void Gems Collected:	38	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

mc.safesurvival.net