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Players:	97/300	Votes:	3693
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Mines Excavated:	4332
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Farms Harvested:	566
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

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realme

Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	4993
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3

Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

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Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	2900
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Rainbows Spotted:	4

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

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Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	5487
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	7225
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	New Chunks Explored:	463145
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

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MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	1676
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Divine Spears Created:	20
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

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TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	6418
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Secret Passages Found:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Villages Defended:	7	Farms Harvested:	295
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

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Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	7384
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	21
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Emeralds Found:	9516	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

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Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	9794
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Farms Harvested:	822
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

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From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	6934
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Votes:	6368	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Void Armor Forged:	18
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

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RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	2123
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crops Grown:	1417	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

play.realbox.fun

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	1551
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50	Zombie Dances:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Dragons Tamed:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6186	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Alien Abductions:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

gyat.minewind.net

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	5245
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Dimension Hops:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	25	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Crystal Wands Charged:	13

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

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VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	104
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Potions Brewed:	158	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Dragons Tamed:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

play.vanillaplus.net

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	4345
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

nohub.playcdu.co

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	1819
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Alien Abductions:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Secret Passages Found:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Villages Defended:	17	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Eternal Flames Captured:	4

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

play.jackpotmc.com

NAVELYA

PvP

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	8656
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Towns Built:	5

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

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