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Players:	102/100	Votes:	1357
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Void Armor Forged:	26	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Ores Mined:	536
Endless Night Skies:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4

New Minecraft Servers

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Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	7455
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Secret Passages Found:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	10

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

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MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	9890
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Void Gems Collected:	38
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	6804

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

minewave.net

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	2308
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Zombie Dances:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

play.anubismc.com

Empire Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	5231
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

play.emc.gs

MineGen

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	3493
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Animals Bred:	71	Villages Defended:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	29	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Zombie Dances:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Falling into the Void:	2

Come play on MineGens, is a server with unique gameplay rarely seen on minecraft which is usually called a generator, Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators, Explore a quest line by completing quests and getting rewards, Use farming and fishing to level up, you can also get personal benefits on the server This is by buying the available rank on the server, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!What makes this server special ? MineGens presents a minecraft server with a new genre that you may have never seen before, namely “Generators”. The point of this genre is that you can buy a generator at the shop and develop it into a generator level above it. At the beginning you will have 25 generator slots that you can install on your island, if you are still confused, you can try it yourself.

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MineLucky

Economy, Prison, PvP

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	9781
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3121	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Elemental Crystals Collected:	67	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Falling into the Void:	1

MineLucky is a fresh take on the OP prison game mode. Join now with org.minelucky.net for Java and bedrock.minelucky.net (Port: 19132) for Bedrock.

org.minelucky.net

PotterworldMC

Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	6452
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2

Hello, magical folk, and welcome to Potterworld! You’ll fight in duels, brew potions, complete magical challenges, interact with your friends, and explore the magical world – all through Minecraft!We are proud to be a global, family-friendly server. You can join us with a Minecraft: Java Edition account on versions 1.10 to 1.13.2 using the IP address play.potterworldmc.com. The server runs with plugins, so no mods are needed.Our custom resource pack will download automagically. All you must do is click “Yes” when it asks for your permission in-game. Please ensure that the “Server Resource Packs” setting is set to “Enabled” or “Prompt” in the server settings before connecting to the server. Otherwise, the download will fail.Join us for an exciting and magical experience!Potterworld or Droobledore LLC is not in any way affiliated with Mojang AB, J.K. Rowling, Warner Brothers or any company, copyright or trademark.

play.potterworldmc.com

The Seed

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	1304
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2

The Seed was created with one thing in mind – Minecraft. For the players that are looking for a server that has countless custom-coded features, The Seed isn’t for you. While we do have custom features, our goal is to keep The Seed simple and community-based for those that just want to play Minecraft with friends. So, here’s what we offer:– Player Shops | Anybody and everybody is allowed to create their own shop – Player Warps | Once you are a Nomad (play for one hour), you can create public warps – User-Friendly Land Claiming | Protect your property with ease – Rank promotions for playing on the server | Each Rank has it’s own upgrades – Pets | Every player is able to tame their own pet by killing any animal with a lead – Player-Driven Economy | The Seed sells a limited amount of items at it’s shop. Go buy and sell from other players! – Friendly Community | Although we are a new server, we encourage our future players to be mature, respectful, and friendly!

play.theseedmc.com

Imagine Fun

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Roleplay

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	2954
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	57
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Love Letters Sent:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	1608	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Alien Abductions:	2
Mines Excavated:	3392	Infinity Stones Found:	4

Welcome to Imagine Fun.The most realistic Disneyland in Anaheim recreation you can possibly imagine. Tons of players and tons of items to collect and trade! Come try out all of the rides and meet new friends.

mc.imaginefun.net

DeathZone Network

Factions, KitPvP, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	7553
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	5193
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Star Shards Collected:	163
Potions Brewed:	153	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

3) NON-PREMIUM and PREMIUM + ALL VERSIONS [1.7x – 1.20x] -> ENTRY TUTORIAL: https://youtu.be/YdPx2zaN5iU-> IP NORMAL: deathzone.net | Puerto: 25565 -> IP BEDROCK: deathzone.net | Puerto : 19132 -> STORE: https://tienda.deathzone.net/ -> DISCORD: https://discord.deathzone.net/

mc.deathzone.club

OrchardCraft Survival

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	5106
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

OrchardCraft is a family-friendly simple SMP community. It’s a perfect survival where you can meet new friends, establish your player shops, relax, and hang out! We have tons of high-quality features that you will enjoy. There are in-game ranks and resource worlds for you to collect extra loot. What are you waiting for? Come check us out!

play.orchardcraftmc.com

Rede Saint

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	7549
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	495	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	6

Introducing Redesaint’s Minecraft Servers!Survival Refuge: This server is the perfect choice for those looking for an exciting Minecraft adventure. Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play from version 1.12! Survival Refuge offers everything a player needs to survive in the world of Minecraft, including special artifacts, clans, McMMO, warfare, special events, online store, land protection, tournaments, market and much more! Enjoy all the fun and excitement of a survival server with friends or alone.Rankup Space: Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play on Rankup from version 1.8 to 1.19.3! This server is perfect for those looking for an exciting challenge, with exclusive features such as a rank system, special mines, special mining pickaxe, plot system, virtual store, war, special events, clans and much more! Challenge yourself and reach the top of the rankings with your friends and other players.IP: redesaint.com Port for BEDROCK: 19133Site: https://redesaint.com Discord: https://redesaint.com/discord

redesaint.com

Rebirth of Balkan – Network

OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	7015
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Animals Bred:	88	Enchantments Applied:	234
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Alien Abductions:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	6

Minecraft Rebirth of Balkan – Network Server ip: play.rebirthofbalkan.com Server forum: https://rebirthofbalkan.com/Minecraft/ Discord: https://discord.gg/SQxbFYs6t7 Minecraft version: 1.8-1.20x Since: 2011Servers: Survival SkyBlock Hub OneBlock PrisonCome, we are waiting for you!

178.33.34.224

MineHeart

Cross-Play, Earth, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	4461
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Villages Defended:	19	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Enchantments Applied:	231
Void Gems Collected:	21	Zombie Dances:	7

play.mineheart.net

Fairytales

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	7994
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	150	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	126
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Endless Night Skies:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14

Java IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Bedrock IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/fairytalesFairytales SMP is a magical community server for everyone! With Fairy Origins for a modded server feel. Be the fairy of your dreams with different magical abilities such as flying around, permanent water breathing and the ability to survive in lava. There’s something for everyone!Grief Protected, Cross-Compatible Java and Bedrock Edition!

mc.fairy-tales.uk