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Players:	101/500	Votes:	3145
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Demon Skulls Collected:	24	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

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AusTv

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	9507
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Love Letters Sent:	15	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10

A server with a different and innovative proposal, with a game style completely aimed at players and which seeks to attract different audiences and tastes. A new gaming experience, with several options, we built a server for everyone!Versions: 1.16.4 to 1.20.x

jogar.austv.net

AKIOMC

Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	5847
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Buildings Constructed:	39	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

We are a Network that began its activities in June 2023, and since then, we have given our best to stand out

akiomc.com:25576

TheaLater MC

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	1744
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
New Chunks Explored:	965877	Dragon Eggs Found:	2474
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Holy Grails Found:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

If youre looking for a chill layed back server with a all inclusive community then you are in luck! This server is mainly survival but we are constantly expanding to other games. Come check us out if you’re interested!

mc.thealater.com

GensFood

Economy, Mini Games, Roleplay, Vanilla

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	5808
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Demon Skulls Collected:	41	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	379	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3

GensFood is a unique Minecraft Server with a range of cool features: • Generators gamemode • Prestige system • Custom Mining and Fishing • Random events • Chat Reactions • Seasonal Payouts

play.GensFood.net

EcoSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	2788
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	2771	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33

play.ecosmp.net

The Witch Chest

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	8623
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Potions Brewed:	40
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Magic Items Found:	2571
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	41	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Votes:	2377
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	10

If you are looking for chill community, with all kind of players from all over the world, to make memories with. Then this is the server for you! Lots of fun activities and unique things that will keep you busy for a long time 🙂

sentouki.net

BILTU SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	5778
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Emeralds Found:	2090
Endless Legions Commanded:	17	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	4

⭐MCPE IP: play.biltusmp.fun ⭐PORT: 25582“Welcome to ‘Survival PvP: Engage in intense player vs. player battles where survival is paramount.Lifesteal Mechanic: Your attacks heal you during combat, adding a unique twist to battles.Economy: Establish a thriving in-game economy centered around the lifesteal mechanic.Base Building: Build and fortify your base to protect your resources and survive raids.Resource Gathering: Collect essential resources to thrive in the harsh environment.Trading: Trade with other players for rare items and strategic advantages.

play.biltusmp.fun

MeeTion Network

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	8899
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Buildings Constructed:	28

———————————————————————————————————— ┈ ⋞ ⟨ ⏣ MEETION NETWORK ⏣ ⟩ ⋟ ┈Java IP -> meetion-mc.com / Bedrock IP -> meetion-mc.com – Puerto -> 19132 Discord: https://discord.gg/6JbNn3KXZ7SUPPORT FOR -> 1.16.4 to 1.20.4 AVAILABLE FOR BEDROCK!Welcome to MeeTion Network, an excellent server for its incredible experiences and designs while you play and have fun. We are a very dedicated and hassle-free server, where we value the community above all else. The server is in versions 1.16.4 to 1.20.4, and everyone is welcome as Java and Bedrock players are free to join!Take a seat, get comfortable and have fun! ————————————————————————————————————

meetion-mc.com

KingSMP

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	3181
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Secret Passages Found:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Potions Brewed:	69
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Free to play Lifesteal and Events server – join in our regular events and youtube streams (@kingraghvr01) for giveaways, prizes and fun!We work hard to keep the server up to date and always do our best to incorporate player requests!

KingSMP.net

SiriusMC

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	5682
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Mines Excavated:	3912	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10

Play.SiriusMC.net

Altitude Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	8010
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Divine Spears Created:	20	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	156

Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

play.alttd.com

LusiadasCraft

Survival

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	1857
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Emeralds Found:	9357	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	305
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

mc.lusiadascraft.com

HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	3599
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	36	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Love Letters Sent:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Magic Items Found:	3416	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Enchantments Applied:	256	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	3860

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

play.holocraft.xyz

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	8840
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Potions Brewed:	166
Dragon Eggs Found:	7750	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Void Armor Forged:	20	Farms Harvested:	928
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

universalmc.fun:25806

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	6294
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	6967	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Void Gems Collected:	24
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

minewave.net