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Players:	104/300	Votes:	6578
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Magic Items Found:	1539	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	87	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5

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AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	2926
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4665	Mythical Quests Completed:	49
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Alien Abductions:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	30

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

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Empire Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	4940
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Chimeras Created:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Magic Items Found:	1114	Epic Shields Constructed:	10
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Love Letters Sent:	11	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	0

Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

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MineGen

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	5732
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	75

Come play on MineGens, is a server with unique gameplay rarely seen on minecraft which is usually called a generator, Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators, Explore a quest line by completing quests and getting rewards, Use farming and fishing to level up, you can also get personal benefits on the server This is by buying the available rank on the server, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!What makes this server special ? MineGens presents a minecraft server with a new genre that you may have never seen before, namely “Generators”. The point of this genre is that you can buy a generator at the shop and develop it into a generator level above it. At the beginning you will have 25 generator slots that you can install on your island, if you are still confused, you can try it yourself.

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MineLucky

Economy, Prison, PvP

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	4021
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Runes Activated:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	2

MineLucky is a fresh take on the OP prison game mode. Join now with org.minelucky.net for Java and bedrock.minelucky.net (Port: 19132) for Bedrock.

org.minelucky.net

PotterworldMC

Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	4679
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Zombie Dances:	1	Towns Built:	8
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Hello, magical folk, and welcome to Potterworld! You’ll fight in duels, brew potions, complete magical challenges, interact with your friends, and explore the magical world – all through Minecraft!We are proud to be a global, family-friendly server. You can join us with a Minecraft: Java Edition account on versions 1.10 to 1.13.2 using the IP address play.potterworldmc.com. The server runs with plugins, so no mods are needed.Our custom resource pack will download automagically. All you must do is click “Yes” when it asks for your permission in-game. Please ensure that the “Server Resource Packs” setting is set to “Enabled” or “Prompt” in the server settings before connecting to the server. Otherwise, the download will fail.Join us for an exciting and magical experience!Potterworld or Droobledore LLC is not in any way affiliated with Mojang AB, J.K. Rowling, Warner Brothers or any company, copyright or trademark.

play.potterworldmc.com

The Seed

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	7178
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	98
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	15

The Seed was created with one thing in mind – Minecraft. For the players that are looking for a server that has countless custom-coded features, The Seed isn’t for you. While we do have custom features, our goal is to keep The Seed simple and community-based for those that just want to play Minecraft with friends. So, here’s what we offer:– Player Shops | Anybody and everybody is allowed to create their own shop – Player Warps | Once you are a Nomad (play for one hour), you can create public warps – User-Friendly Land Claiming | Protect your property with ease – Rank promotions for playing on the server | Each Rank has it’s own upgrades – Pets | Every player is able to tame their own pet by killing any animal with a lead – Player-Driven Economy | The Seed sells a limited amount of items at it’s shop. Go buy and sell from other players! – Friendly Community | Although we are a new server, we encourage our future players to be mature, respectful, and friendly!

play.theseedmc.com

Imagine Fun

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Roleplay

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	6817
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Ores Mined:	5142	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25

Welcome to Imagine Fun.The most realistic Disneyland in Anaheim recreation you can possibly imagine. Tons of players and tons of items to collect and trade! Come try out all of the rides and meet new friends.

mc.imaginefun.net

DeathZone Network

Factions, KitPvP, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	7904
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

3) NON-PREMIUM and PREMIUM + ALL VERSIONS [1.7x – 1.20x] -> ENTRY TUTORIAL: https://youtu.be/YdPx2zaN5iU-> IP NORMAL: deathzone.net | Puerto: 25565 -> IP BEDROCK: deathzone.net | Puerto : 19132 -> STORE: https://tienda.deathzone.net/ -> DISCORD: https://discord.deathzone.net/

mc.deathzone.club

OrchardCraft Survival

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	1063
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20	Farms Harvested:	997
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

OrchardCraft is a family-friendly simple SMP community. It’s a perfect survival where you can meet new friends, establish your player shops, relax, and hang out! We have tons of high-quality features that you will enjoy. There are in-game ranks and resource worlds for you to collect extra loot. What are you waiting for? Come check us out!

play.orchardcraftmc.com

Rede Saint

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	4201
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Star Shards Collected:	197

Introducing Redesaint’s Minecraft Servers!Survival Refuge: This server is the perfect choice for those looking for an exciting Minecraft adventure. Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play from version 1.12! Survival Refuge offers everything a player needs to survive in the world of Minecraft, including special artifacts, clans, McMMO, warfare, special events, online store, land protection, tournaments, market and much more! Enjoy all the fun and excitement of a survival server with friends or alone.Rankup Space: Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play on Rankup from version 1.8 to 1.19.3! This server is perfect for those looking for an exciting challenge, with exclusive features such as a rank system, special mines, special mining pickaxe, plot system, virtual store, war, special events, clans and much more! Challenge yourself and reach the top of the rankings with your friends and other players.IP: redesaint.com Port for BEDROCK: 19133Site: https://redesaint.com Discord: https://redesaint.com/discord

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Rebirth of Balkan – Network

OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	9970
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Magic Items Found:	8104
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

Minecraft Rebirth of Balkan – Network Server ip: play.rebirthofbalkan.com Server forum: https://rebirthofbalkan.com/Minecraft/ Discord: https://discord.gg/SQxbFYs6t7 Minecraft version: 1.8-1.20x Since: 2011Servers: Survival SkyBlock Hub OneBlock PrisonCome, we are waiting for you!

178.33.34.224

MineHeart

Cross-Play, Earth, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	2438
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Buildings Constructed:	32
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Magic Items Found:	4036	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Royal Decrees Issued:	4

play.mineheart.net

Fairytales

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	825
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Runes Activated:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	10

Java IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Bedrock IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/fairytalesFairytales SMP is a magical community server for everyone! With Fairy Origins for a modded server feel. Be the fairy of your dreams with different magical abilities such as flying around, permanent water breathing and the ability to survive in lava. There’s something for everyone!Grief Protected, Cross-Compatible Java and Bedrock Edition!

mc.fairy-tales.uk

Trollrace Network

PvE, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	1877
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	112
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Magic Items Found:	1105
Crops Grown:	8284	Lost Souls Rescued:	1

Join DoniBobes on his newest Minecraft Network. Are you the Troll? or will you get trolled?Play online, and maybe you will be in Doni’s next YouTube Video

mc.trollrace.net

MCexp

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	9805
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Love Letters Sent:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Crops Grown:	1495
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Heroic Legacies Created:	1

Minecraft Experience was born with the aim of bringing players together by creating a solid community based on mutual respect. we have various modes including: Vanilla Experience: If you’re looking for a quiet vanilla game where grief is forbidden and playing together is the basis of the mode, then this is for you! Staffers present 99% of the time, shops created in vanilla by the players, official server shop and every Sunday at 3pm a fantastic giveaway. SkyBlock Experience: Are you looking for a totally unique skyblock? Skyblock Experience is completely unique and spectacular! OpPrison: A one of a kind OpPrison, many ranks and a fantastic map!!!

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