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Players:	109/200	Votes:	5998
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	69	Crops Grown:	5095
Zombie Dances:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	47
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	0

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OrchardCraft Survival

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	8110
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	10
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Alien Abductions:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Endless Night Skies:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

OrchardCraft is a family-friendly simple SMP community. It’s a perfect survival where you can meet new friends, establish your player shops, relax, and hang out! We have tons of high-quality features that you will enjoy. There are in-game ranks and resource worlds for you to collect extra loot. What are you waiting for? Come check us out!

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Rede Saint

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	4093
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Falling into the Void:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	119
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Divine Spears Created:	23	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Introducing Redesaint’s Minecraft Servers!Survival Refuge: This server is the perfect choice for those looking for an exciting Minecraft adventure. Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play from version 1.12! Survival Refuge offers everything a player needs to survive in the world of Minecraft, including special artifacts, clans, McMMO, warfare, special events, online store, land protection, tournaments, market and much more! Enjoy all the fun and excitement of a survival server with friends or alone.Rankup Space: Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play on Rankup from version 1.8 to 1.19.3! This server is perfect for those looking for an exciting challenge, with exclusive features such as a rank system, special mines, special mining pickaxe, plot system, virtual store, war, special events, clans and much more! Challenge yourself and reach the top of the rankings with your friends and other players.IP: redesaint.com Port for BEDROCK: 19133Site: https://redesaint.com Discord: https://redesaint.com/discord

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Rebirth of Balkan – Network

OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	2283
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Zombie Dances:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
New Chunks Explored:	199365	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

Minecraft Rebirth of Balkan – Network Server ip: play.rebirthofbalkan.com Server forum: https://rebirthofbalkan.com/Minecraft/ Discord: https://discord.gg/SQxbFYs6t7 Minecraft version: 1.8-1.20x Since: 2011Servers: Survival SkyBlock Hub OneBlock PrisonCome, we are waiting for you!

178.33.34.224

MineHeart

Cross-Play, Earth, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	196
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Ores Mined:	7345	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Animals Bred:	43
Demon Skulls Collected:	26	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8

play.mineheart.net

Fairytales

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	3513
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	270
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	75
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Java IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Bedrock IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/fairytalesFairytales SMP is a magical community server for everyone! With Fairy Origins for a modded server feel. Be the fairy of your dreams with different magical abilities such as flying around, permanent water breathing and the ability to survive in lava. There’s something for everyone!Grief Protected, Cross-Compatible Java and Bedrock Edition!

mc.fairy-tales.uk

Trollrace Network

PvE, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	5744
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Dimension Hops:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

Join DoniBobes on his newest Minecraft Network. Are you the Troll? or will you get trolled?Play online, and maybe you will be in Doni’s next YouTube Video

mc.trollrace.net

MCexp

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	6641
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Meteorites Collected:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	85	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Dragon Scales Harvested:	238

Minecraft Experience was born with the aim of bringing players together by creating a solid community based on mutual respect. we have various modes including: Vanilla Experience: If you’re looking for a quiet vanilla game where grief is forbidden and playing together is the basis of the mode, then this is for you! Staffers present 99% of the time, shops created in vanilla by the players, official server shop and every Sunday at 3pm a fantastic giveaway. SkyBlock Experience: Are you looking for a totally unique skyblock? Skyblock Experience is completely unique and spectacular! OpPrison: A one of a kind OpPrison, many ranks and a fantastic map!!!

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BrasilCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	1700
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Dragons Tamed:	0	Star Shards Collected:	158
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Dragon Eggs Found:	9250
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Villages Defended:	16
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	456

BrasilCraft Servers 100% Brazilian Version 1.8x – 1.20x Servers > IP: jogarbrasilcraft.com > Server Name: BrasilCraft > Server Version 1.8x – 1.20x > Servidor Slimefun > Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/BrasilCraft > Discord Do Servidor: https://discord.gg/pzzfBB5f4H > Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brasilcraft… >Twitter: https://twitter.com/_BrasilCraft_ >Site: https://www.brasilcraft.net >YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BrasilCraft

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realme

Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	4220
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Chimeras Created:	3

Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

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Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	100
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Towns Built:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	433	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

play.dextrality.net

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	4449
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	295	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Astral Projections Made:	3
Void Gems Collected:	21	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

DBC.ApolloNetworkMC.net

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	3308
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Buildings Constructed:	31
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	404

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

mcs.minebox.es

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	5982
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	81
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

tavernmc.net

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	9005
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Enchantments Applied:	69
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Towns Built:	9	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

mc.roleplayhub.net

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	786
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Love Letters Sent:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

play.lokamc.com