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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	4963
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	3
New Chunks Explored:	931757	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

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KingSMP

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	491
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Star Shards Collected:	65
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	9396
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	New Chunks Explored:	725694
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Free to play Lifesteal and Events server – join in our regular events and youtube streams (@kingraghvr01) for giveaways, prizes and fun!We work hard to keep the server up to date and always do our best to incorporate player requests!

KingSMP.net

SiriusMC

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	5302
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Chimeras Created:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Magic Items Found:	2373	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Play.SiriusMC.net

Altitude Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	6287
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	65	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	415
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Votes:	4538
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

play.alttd.com

LusiadasCraft

Survival

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	3966
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Holy Grails Found:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Love Letters Sent:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

mc.lusiadascraft.com

HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	1859
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Love Letters Sent:	14
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	7

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

play.holocraft.xyz

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	4384
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	673	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	2

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

universalmc.fun:25806

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	7492
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	60	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Mythical Swords Crafted:	76	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

minewave.net

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	4514
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

play.anubismc.com

Empire Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	1468
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	29
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Void Gems Collected:	34

Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

play.emc.gs

MineGen

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	8045
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runes Activated:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Secret Passages Found:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	41
Void Gems Collected:	24	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	2

Come play on MineGens, is a server with unique gameplay rarely seen on minecraft which is usually called a generator, Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators, Explore a quest line by completing quests and getting rewards, Use farming and fishing to level up, you can also get personal benefits on the server This is by buying the available rank on the server, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!What makes this server special ? MineGens presents a minecraft server with a new genre that you may have never seen before, namely “Generators”. The point of this genre is that you can buy a generator at the shop and develop it into a generator level above it. At the beginning you will have 25 generator slots that you can install on your island, if you are still confused, you can try it yourself.

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MineLucky

Economy, Prison, PvP

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	7401
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Void Gems Collected:	34
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Buildings Constructed:	45
Meteorites Collected:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Zombie Dances:	10	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	141

MineLucky is a fresh take on the OP prison game mode. Join now with org.minelucky.net for Java and bedrock.minelucky.net (Port: 19132) for Bedrock.

org.minelucky.net

PotterworldMC

Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	708
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	75
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Ores Mined:	3359	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19

Hello, magical folk, and welcome to Potterworld! You’ll fight in duels, brew potions, complete magical challenges, interact with your friends, and explore the magical world – all through Minecraft!We are proud to be a global, family-friendly server. You can join us with a Minecraft: Java Edition account on versions 1.10 to 1.13.2 using the IP address play.potterworldmc.com. The server runs with plugins, so no mods are needed.Our custom resource pack will download automagically. All you must do is click “Yes” when it asks for your permission in-game. Please ensure that the “Server Resource Packs” setting is set to “Enabled” or “Prompt” in the server settings before connecting to the server. Otherwise, the download will fail.Join us for an exciting and magical experience!Potterworld or Droobledore LLC is not in any way affiliated with Mojang AB, J.K. Rowling, Warner Brothers or any company, copyright or trademark.

play.potterworldmc.com

The Seed

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	5820
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	24

The Seed was created with one thing in mind – Minecraft. For the players that are looking for a server that has countless custom-coded features, The Seed isn’t for you. While we do have custom features, our goal is to keep The Seed simple and community-based for those that just want to play Minecraft with friends. So, here’s what we offer:– Player Shops | Anybody and everybody is allowed to create their own shop – Player Warps | Once you are a Nomad (play for one hour), you can create public warps – User-Friendly Land Claiming | Protect your property with ease – Rank promotions for playing on the server | Each Rank has it’s own upgrades – Pets | Every player is able to tame their own pet by killing any animal with a lead – Player-Driven Economy | The Seed sells a limited amount of items at it’s shop. Go buy and sell from other players! – Friendly Community | Although we are a new server, we encourage our future players to be mature, respectful, and friendly!

play.theseedmc.com

Imagine Fun

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Roleplay

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	7723
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Crops Grown:	1645
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Magic Items Found:	5429	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Welcome to Imagine Fun.The most realistic Disneyland in Anaheim recreation you can possibly imagine. Tons of players and tons of items to collect and trade! Come try out all of the rides and meet new friends.

mc.imaginefun.net

DeathZone Network

Factions, KitPvP, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	4239
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	21
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

3) NON-PREMIUM and PREMIUM + ALL VERSIONS [1.7x – 1.20x] -> ENTRY TUTORIAL: https://youtu.be/YdPx2zaN5iU-> IP NORMAL: deathzone.net | Puerto: 25565 -> IP BEDROCK: deathzone.net | Puerto : 19132 -> STORE: https://tienda.deathzone.net/ -> DISCORD: https://discord.deathzone.net/

mc.deathzone.club