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Players:	100/500	Votes:	7527
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crops Grown:	7050	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7

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NAVELYA

PvP

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	6040
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46
Mythical Swords Crafted:	60	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	36
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Astral Projections Made:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

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CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	8332
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Astral Projections Made:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

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EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	2532
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Runes Activated:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

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Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	1949
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Void Gems Collected:	27	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

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Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	2248
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Divine Spears Created:	20

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SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	5595
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Emeralds Found:	3956
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	20	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

ms.SunRealms.net:20001

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	915
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4691	Zombie Dances:	10
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	48	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Dimension Hops:	13	Heroic Legacies Created:	5

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

mc.acemc.co

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	5278
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Dragons Tamed:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	14
Emeralds Found:	4287	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

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InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	2032
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29
Mines Excavated:	2958	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

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Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	4819
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

mc.safesurvival.net

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	6692
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Crops Grown:	3835
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Love Letters Sent:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Secret Passages Found:	4

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

ms.swancraftmc.com

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	6230
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Potions Brewed:	195	Votes:	1964
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Join.Performium.co

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	9548
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Falling into the Void:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Void Gems Collected:	29
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10

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PotionMc

LifeSteal

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	7089
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Enchantments Applied:	75
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

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Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	7902
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	23
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	9698
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Runes Activated:	3

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

play.arefy.net