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Players:	91/600	Votes:	3932
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Runes Activated:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Dimension Hops:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3

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BrasilCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	8699
Rating:	4.7 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Dragon Scales Harvested:	166
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1

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realme

Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	3428
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Animals Bred:	136
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3

Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

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Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	6582
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Votes:	5187
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

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Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	7181
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

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MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	126
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Enchantments Applied:	70
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

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TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	4304
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zombie Dances:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Magic Items Found:	1268
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

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Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	1736
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	57
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	20

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Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	1874
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Mythical Quests Completed:	10	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

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From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	1410
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Alien Abductions:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33	Falling into the Void:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Endless Night Skies:	1

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

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RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	8532
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	41	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

play.realbox.fun

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	3933
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Zombie Dances:	8	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Potions Brewed:	141

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

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PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	1369
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

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VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	3762
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Ores Mined:	6733	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Falling into the Void:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49	Magic Wands Crafted:	13

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

play.vanillaplus.net

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	9132
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	42	Chimeras Created:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Animals Bred:	144
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	5

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

nohub.playcdu.co

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	2689
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Meteorites Collected:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38	Players Killed by Monsters:	5614
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

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