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Players:	94/500	Votes:	9361
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Towns Built:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	1227	Mythical Relics Collected:	16

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SiriusMC

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	3431
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Mines Excavated:	3051
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Falling into the Void:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Play.SiriusMC.net

Altitude Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	612
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Animals Bred:	177	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Dimension Hops:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Votes:	4389
Elemental Crystals Collected:	82	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Villages Defended:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3

Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

play.alttd.com

LusiadasCraft

Survival

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	6436
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

mc.lusiadascraft.com

HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	8180
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Ores Mined:	5238
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

play.holocraft.xyz

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	2544
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Secret Passages Found:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Chimeras Created:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

universalmc.fun:25806

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	1891
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Divine Spears Created:	11
Dragons Tamed:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

minewave.net

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	4616
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Astral Projections Made:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Votes:	6229
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

play.anubismc.com

Empire Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	851
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Votes:	692	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Holy Grails Found:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Void Armor Forged:	13	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10

Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

play.emc.gs

MineGen

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	3870
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7

Come play on MineGens, is a server with unique gameplay rarely seen on minecraft which is usually called a generator, Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators, Explore a quest line by completing quests and getting rewards, Use farming and fishing to level up, you can also get personal benefits on the server This is by buying the available rank on the server, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!What makes this server special ? MineGens presents a minecraft server with a new genre that you may have never seen before, namely “Generators”. The point of this genre is that you can buy a generator at the shop and develop it into a generator level above it. At the beginning you will have 25 generator slots that you can install on your island, if you are still confused, you can try it yourself.

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MineLucky

Economy, Prison, PvP

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	167
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Votes:	9211	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24	Magic Crystals Found:	5

MineLucky is a fresh take on the OP prison game mode. Join now with org.minelucky.net for Java and bedrock.minelucky.net (Port: 19132) for Bedrock.

org.minelucky.net

PotterworldMC

Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	1072
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Magic Items Found:	7087
Buildings Constructed:	29	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Emeralds Found:	240	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25

Hello, magical folk, and welcome to Potterworld! You’ll fight in duels, brew potions, complete magical challenges, interact with your friends, and explore the magical world – all through Minecraft!We are proud to be a global, family-friendly server. You can join us with a Minecraft: Java Edition account on versions 1.10 to 1.13.2 using the IP address play.potterworldmc.com. The server runs with plugins, so no mods are needed.Our custom resource pack will download automagically. All you must do is click “Yes” when it asks for your permission in-game. Please ensure that the “Server Resource Packs” setting is set to “Enabled” or “Prompt” in the server settings before connecting to the server. Otherwise, the download will fail.Join us for an exciting and magical experience!Potterworld or Droobledore LLC is not in any way affiliated with Mojang AB, J.K. Rowling, Warner Brothers or any company, copyright or trademark.

play.potterworldmc.com

The Seed

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	9652
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Votes:	7904
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Villages Defended:	19
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	6

The Seed was created with one thing in mind – Minecraft. For the players that are looking for a server that has countless custom-coded features, The Seed isn’t for you. While we do have custom features, our goal is to keep The Seed simple and community-based for those that just want to play Minecraft with friends. So, here’s what we offer:– Player Shops | Anybody and everybody is allowed to create their own shop – Player Warps | Once you are a Nomad (play for one hour), you can create public warps – User-Friendly Land Claiming | Protect your property with ease – Rank promotions for playing on the server | Each Rank has it’s own upgrades – Pets | Every player is able to tame their own pet by killing any animal with a lead – Player-Driven Economy | The Seed sells a limited amount of items at it’s shop. Go buy and sell from other players! – Friendly Community | Although we are a new server, we encourage our future players to be mature, respectful, and friendly!

play.theseedmc.com

Imagine Fun

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Roleplay

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	6235
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	7321	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Secret Passages Found:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Holy Grails Found:	4
Chimeras Created:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Welcome to Imagine Fun.The most realistic Disneyland in Anaheim recreation you can possibly imagine. Tons of players and tons of items to collect and trade! Come try out all of the rides and meet new friends.

mc.imaginefun.net

DeathZone Network

Factions, KitPvP, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	5110
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	7534	Dimension Hops:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Animals Bred:	15
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	New Chunks Explored:	192237

3) NON-PREMIUM and PREMIUM + ALL VERSIONS [1.7x – 1.20x] -> ENTRY TUTORIAL: https://youtu.be/YdPx2zaN5iU-> IP NORMAL: deathzone.net | Puerto: 25565 -> IP BEDROCK: deathzone.net | Puerto : 19132 -> STORE: https://tienda.deathzone.net/ -> DISCORD: https://discord.deathzone.net/

mc.deathzone.club

OrchardCraft Survival

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	749
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Farms Harvested:	996	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	398
Enchantments Applied:	118	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Zombie Dances:	8	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	50	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11

OrchardCraft is a family-friendly simple SMP community. It’s a perfect survival where you can meet new friends, establish your player shops, relax, and hang out! We have tons of high-quality features that you will enjoy. There are in-game ranks and resource worlds for you to collect extra loot. What are you waiting for? Come check us out!

play.orchardcraftmc.com