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Players:	93/600	Votes:	8902
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Divine Spears Created:	28
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	4646
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	9506

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MineHeart

Cross-Play, Earth, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	4711
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	141	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Enchantments Applied:	97	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Void Gems Collected:	40	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	15

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Fairytales

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	422
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	7

Java IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Bedrock IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/fairytalesFairytales SMP is a magical community server for everyone! With Fairy Origins for a modded server feel. Be the fairy of your dreams with different magical abilities such as flying around, permanent water breathing and the ability to survive in lava. There’s something for everyone!Grief Protected, Cross-Compatible Java and Bedrock Edition!

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Trollrace Network

PvE, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	1035
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	New Chunks Explored:	877401
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Enchantments Applied:	135
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Endless Night Skies:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

Join DoniBobes on his newest Minecraft Network. Are you the Troll? or will you get trolled?Play online, and maybe you will be in Doni’s next YouTube Video

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MCexp

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	7286
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Runes Activated:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Dimension Hops:	8	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Minecraft Experience was born with the aim of bringing players together by creating a solid community based on mutual respect. we have various modes including: Vanilla Experience: If you’re looking for a quiet vanilla game where grief is forbidden and playing together is the basis of the mode, then this is for you! Staffers present 99% of the time, shops created in vanilla by the players, official server shop and every Sunday at 3pm a fantastic giveaway. SkyBlock Experience: Are you looking for a totally unique skyblock? Skyblock Experience is completely unique and spectacular! OpPrison: A one of a kind OpPrison, many ranks and a fantastic map!!!

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BrasilCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	8926
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	New Chunks Explored:	657144
Alien Abductions:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Villages Defended:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6

BrasilCraft Servers 100% Brazilian Version 1.8x – 1.20x Servers > IP: jogarbrasilcraft.com > Server Name: BrasilCraft > Server Version 1.8x – 1.20x > Servidor Slimefun > Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/BrasilCraft > Discord Do Servidor: https://discord.gg/pzzfBB5f4H > Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brasilcraft… >Twitter: https://twitter.com/_BrasilCraft_ >Site: https://www.brasilcraft.net >YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BrasilCraft

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realme

Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	7551
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	19	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Dimension Hops:	13
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Runes Activated:	8

Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

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Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	6745
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	230	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Void Gems Collected:	13	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

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Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	3082
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

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MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	6090
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Holy Grails Found:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	12	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

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TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	245
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	10	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Dragons Tamed:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Ores Mined:	8206
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

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Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	7945
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Villages Defended:	20	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Enchantments Applied:	77
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47
Mythical Quests Completed:	10	Players Killed by Monsters:	7709
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

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Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	5437
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Mines Excavated:	2840
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Dragon Scales Harvested:	147	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Buildings Constructed:	42	Ores Mined:	1794

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

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From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	7212
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Dragons Tamed:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Zombie Dances:	9	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Magic Items Found:	8532
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Evil Lairs Raided:	7

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

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RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	7427
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Crops Grown:	5443	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

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Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	9036
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Meteorites Collected:	0	Love Letters Sent:	5
Alien Abductions:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Void Armor Forged:	16	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

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