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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	3165
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Alien Abductions:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	32
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	95
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Enchanted Armories Found:	7

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OrchardCraft Survival

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	9702
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Divine Spears Created:	17
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	36
Farms Harvested:	779	Villages Defended:	18
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11

OrchardCraft is a family-friendly simple SMP community. It’s a perfect survival where you can meet new friends, establish your player shops, relax, and hang out! We have tons of high-quality features that you will enjoy. There are in-game ranks and resource worlds for you to collect extra loot. What are you waiting for? Come check us out!

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Rede Saint

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	299
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	216	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Star Shards Collected:	238	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	7289	Ores Mined:	4341
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2

Introducing Redesaint’s Minecraft Servers!Survival Refuge: This server is the perfect choice for those looking for an exciting Minecraft adventure. Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play from version 1.12! Survival Refuge offers everything a player needs to survive in the world of Minecraft, including special artifacts, clans, McMMO, warfare, special events, online store, land protection, tournaments, market and much more! Enjoy all the fun and excitement of a survival server with friends or alone.Rankup Space: Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play on Rankup from version 1.8 to 1.19.3! This server is perfect for those looking for an exciting challenge, with exclusive features such as a rank system, special mines, special mining pickaxe, plot system, virtual store, war, special events, clans and much more! Challenge yourself and reach the top of the rankings with your friends and other players.IP: redesaint.com Port for BEDROCK: 19133Site: https://redesaint.com Discord: https://redesaint.com/discord

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Rebirth of Balkan – Network

OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	782
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Villages Defended:	11	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	7035	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5

Minecraft Rebirth of Balkan – Network Server ip: play.rebirthofbalkan.com Server forum: https://rebirthofbalkan.com/Minecraft/ Discord: https://discord.gg/SQxbFYs6t7 Minecraft version: 1.8-1.20x Since: 2011Servers: Survival SkyBlock Hub OneBlock PrisonCome, we are waiting for you!

178.33.34.224

MineHeart

Cross-Play, Earth, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	5379
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Farms Harvested:	395	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Villages Defended:	20	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Ores Mined:	4461
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57	Elemental Crystals Collected:	83
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6

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Fairytales

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	941
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Animals Bred:	181	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Divine Spears Created:	25	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Java IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Bedrock IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/fairytalesFairytales SMP is a magical community server for everyone! With Fairy Origins for a modded server feel. Be the fairy of your dreams with different magical abilities such as flying around, permanent water breathing and the ability to survive in lava. There’s something for everyone!Grief Protected, Cross-Compatible Java and Bedrock Edition!

mc.fairy-tales.uk

Trollrace Network

PvE, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	6592
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	315
Demon Skulls Collected:	25	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Void Armor Forged:	10	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	185	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

Join DoniBobes on his newest Minecraft Network. Are you the Troll? or will you get trolled?Play online, and maybe you will be in Doni’s next YouTube Video

mc.trollrace.net

MCexp

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	2828
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Votes:	9168
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

Minecraft Experience was born with the aim of bringing players together by creating a solid community based on mutual respect. we have various modes including: Vanilla Experience: If you’re looking for a quiet vanilla game where grief is forbidden and playing together is the basis of the mode, then this is for you! Staffers present 99% of the time, shops created in vanilla by the players, official server shop and every Sunday at 3pm a fantastic giveaway. SkyBlock Experience: Are you looking for a totally unique skyblock? Skyblock Experience is completely unique and spectacular! OpPrison: A one of a kind OpPrison, many ranks and a fantastic map!!!

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BrasilCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	367
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Potions Brewed:	46	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2

BrasilCraft Servers 100% Brazilian Version 1.8x – 1.20x Servers > IP: jogarbrasilcraft.com > Server Name: BrasilCraft > Server Version 1.8x – 1.20x > Servidor Slimefun > Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/BrasilCraft > Discord Do Servidor: https://discord.gg/pzzfBB5f4H > Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brasilcraft… >Twitter: https://twitter.com/_BrasilCraft_ >Site: https://www.brasilcraft.net >YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BrasilCraft

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realme

Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	9944
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

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Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	2511
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	2645	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Villages Defended:	20	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Void Armor Forged:	23
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

play.dextrality.net

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	2019
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Void Gems Collected:	12
Towns Built:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

DBC.ApolloNetworkMC.net

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	7255
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Villages Defended:	8	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	47	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Divine Spears Created:	12	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

mcs.minebox.es

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	3506
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Enchantments Applied:	243	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	New Chunks Explored:	544943
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Mines Excavated:	4978	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	15

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

tavernmc.net

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	8882
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Meteorites Collected:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

mc.roleplayhub.net

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	8053
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Crops Grown:	9885	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Chimeras Created:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	4

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

play.lokamc.com