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Players:	101/100	Votes:	6153
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2992	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1

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PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	6861
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Potions Brewed:	90
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Star Shards Collected:	145	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Holy Grails Found:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	96	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

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JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	3029
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Emeralds Found:	3107
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

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NAVELYA

PvP

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	6392
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

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CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	1116
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	9975	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Ores Mined:	9942	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Void Armor Forged:	24	Animals Bred:	148

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

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EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	7231
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	39
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	1192
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

mcs.eyserver.com

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	4979
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Dimension Hops:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	134	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

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Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	3579
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	69
Void Gems Collected:	37	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Meteorites Collected:	4

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SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	5372
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

ms.SunRealms.net:20001

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	7248
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Enchantments Applied:	94	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	120	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	213
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Votes:	733

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

mc.acemc.co

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	2815
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Zombie Dances:	8
Endless Legions Commanded:	39	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Towns Built:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

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InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	7985
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Chimeras Created:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Mythical Quests Completed:	29
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Animals Bred:	153

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

play.invadedlands.net

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	9041
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	New Chunks Explored:	323106
Zombie Dances:	10	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Villages Defended:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

mc.safesurvival.net

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	3103
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Chimeras Created:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

ms.swancraftmc.com

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	3084
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Farms Harvested:	605
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Join.Performium.co

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	1024
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	23	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	33	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

pokeleague.net