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Players:	100/800	Votes:	6489
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

New Minecraft Servers

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TheaLater MC

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	267
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Runes Activated:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	12

If youre looking for a chill layed back server with a all inclusive community then you are in luck! This server is mainly survival but we are constantly expanding to other games. Come check us out if you’re interested!

mc.thealater.com

GensFood

Economy, Mini Games, Roleplay, Vanilla

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	7763
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	50	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8

GensFood is a unique Minecraft Server with a range of cool features: • Generators gamemode • Prestige system • Custom Mining and Fishing • Random events • Chat Reactions • Seasonal Payouts

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EcoSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	4815
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	11	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Void Gems Collected:	19	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Holy Grails Found:	1

play.ecosmp.net

The Witch Chest

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	288
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	98	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	5069	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9

If you are looking for chill community, with all kind of players from all over the world, to make memories with. Then this is the server for you! Lots of fun activities and unique things that will keep you busy for a long time 🙂

sentouki.net

BILTU SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	1874
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Towns Built:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3

⭐MCPE IP: play.biltusmp.fun ⭐PORT: 25582“Welcome to ‘Survival PvP: Engage in intense player vs. player battles where survival is paramount.Lifesteal Mechanic: Your attacks heal you during combat, adding a unique twist to battles.Economy: Establish a thriving in-game economy centered around the lifesteal mechanic.Base Building: Build and fortify your base to protect your resources and survive raids.Resource Gathering: Collect essential resources to thrive in the harsh environment.Trading: Trade with other players for rare items and strategic advantages.

play.biltusmp.fun

MeeTion Network

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	622
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	45	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Dimension Hops:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	35	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10

———————————————————————————————————— ┈ ⋞ ⟨ ⏣ MEETION NETWORK ⏣ ⟩ ⋟ ┈Java IP -> meetion-mc.com / Bedrock IP -> meetion-mc.com – Puerto -> 19132 Discord: https://discord.gg/6JbNn3KXZ7SUPPORT FOR -> 1.16.4 to 1.20.4 AVAILABLE FOR BEDROCK!Welcome to MeeTion Network, an excellent server for its incredible experiences and designs while you play and have fun. We are a very dedicated and hassle-free server, where we value the community above all else. The server is in versions 1.16.4 to 1.20.4, and everyone is welcome as Java and Bedrock players are free to join!Take a seat, get comfortable and have fun! ————————————————————————————————————

meetion-mc.com

KingSMP

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	2901
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Enchantments Applied:	151	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Towns Built:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7

Free to play Lifesteal and Events server – join in our regular events and youtube streams (@kingraghvr01) for giveaways, prizes and fun!We work hard to keep the server up to date and always do our best to incorporate player requests!

KingSMP.net

SiriusMC

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	4150
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Dimension Hops:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	136	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2

Play.SiriusMC.net

Altitude Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	8603
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Elemental Crystals Collected:	45	Crops Grown:	9759
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

play.alttd.com

LusiadasCraft

Survival

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	7674
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Dragons Tamed:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	7037
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

mc.lusiadascraft.com

HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	8837
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Buildings Constructed:	15
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27
Enchantments Applied:	119	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

play.holocraft.xyz

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	7596
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Villages Defended:	9
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Dragons Tamed:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Ores Mined:	8406
Buildings Constructed:	35	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

universalmc.fun:25806

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	6479
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Meteorites Collected:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Secret Passages Found:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

minewave.net

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	3270
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Dimension Hops:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

play.anubismc.com

Empire Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	4293
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Love Letters Sent:	16
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	16

Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

play.emc.gs