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Players:	103/400	Votes:	8903
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	New Chunks Explored:	993798
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Alien Abductions:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with hilarious antics and crazy adventures.

Ever wanted to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a tutu? Well, on our server, anything is possible! We have custom mods that will have you laughing until you cry.

Join our community of misfits and meme lords as we build the most ridiculous structures you’ve ever seen. From a giant toilet castle to a rollercoaster made entirely of cheese, the possibilities are endless.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the wackiest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the chaos and mayhem that awaits you!

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	5187
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Meteorites Collected:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Animals Bred:	79
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

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From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	6052
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Mythical Quests Completed:	28	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

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RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	4700
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Chimeras Created:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Potions Brewed:	42	Endless Legions Commanded:	28
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Mines Excavated:	4374	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

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Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	5162
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Void Gems Collected:	32	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Crops Grown:	9026
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

gyat.minewind.net

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	3936
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

play.pocketpixels.net

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	991
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	58	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50	Dimension Hops:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Evil Twin Fights:	4

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

play.vanillaplus.net

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	8654
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	12	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Runes Activated:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Zombie Dances:	9
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	284

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

nohub.playcdu.co

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	8882
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Star Shards Collected:	298	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Runes Activated:	2	Mines Excavated:	2767
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

play.jackpotmc.com

NAVELYA

PvP

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	3297
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Astral Projections Made:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Emeralds Found:	8973
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Star Shards Collected:	242	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Alien Abductions:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

play.navelya.net

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	3033
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8726	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	34	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Magic Items Found:	4059	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Potions Brewed:	150	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

ms.zedarmc.com

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	2600
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Divine Spears Created:	17
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

mcs.eyserver.com

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	6466
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Emeralds Found:	6013	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Divine Spears Created:	12
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

pog.foxcraft.net

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	2871
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Votes:	9620	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	133

play.dreamers.fun

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	1870
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Dimension Hops:	10	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Zombie Dances:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

ms.SunRealms.net:20001

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	5400
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

mc.acemc.co