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Players:	110/300	Votes:	298
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3

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BlzeSteal

Factions, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	2984
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

BlzeSteal is a Lifesteal Factions Server. It’s known for having its own custom-made weapons, tools, and armor. The weapons in BlzeSteal are not just ordinary; they have special designs and powers, making fights more interesting.Server IP: play.BlzeSteal.net Bedrock IP: BlzeSteal.bedrock.minehut.gg, Port: 19132> LIFESTEAL > FACTIONS > RANDOMKITS > EVENTS > PVP

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Azalea Realms

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	5719
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	280	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	4452
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1544
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	2

Azalea Realms is a 1.20 Minecraft Network filled with new and amazing content you will love! We just released the first ever Border SMP, an awesome new twist on Minecraft. We also have a Simple SMP for anyone just looking to vibe and hang out!Azalea Realms has a community second to no other, and a server experience you will never forget! Join today and let us know what you think in our discord @ discord.gg/azalearealms!

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Mundo PixelNet

Pixelmon, PvE, PvP

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	5595
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	49
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Potions Brewed:	184	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18

play.mundopixelnet.com

MC PGST

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	1551
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Void Gems Collected:	28
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Villages Defended:	9
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3

A Pixelmon server that you can play with other trainers! There are a lot of pokémon to capture and battle facilities! A server experience with very little lag and bugs! Daily rewards, quests, battles, bait and more fun games!

pixel.mc-pgst.tw

The Cavern

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	5801
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	7597
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Animals Bred:	28	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	16
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Buildings Constructed:	42

Introducing The CavernThe Cavern is a community oriented server, dedicated to providing a welcoming and friendly atmosphere for all sorts of players! Built upon the feedback of players to help ensure the best possible experience, we’re certain you’ll enjoy your time with us! Slimefun Towny mcMMO Jobs Balanced Economy Pets Player Shops Player Warps Art Competitions Secure Trading Keep Inventory 1,000+ Quest Custom Fishing Marriages Custom Mining Bosses/Dungeon Custom Server Resource Pack

mc.thecavern.net

LuxCube

Bedwars, Factions, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Prison, Survival

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	1607
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Chimeras Created:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Votes:	7306	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

Welcome to LuxCube – Where Adventure Awaits!Dive into an extraordinary world where your Minecraft journey takes on new dimensions. Our server offers a diverse range of immersive gamemodes that will keep you hooked for hours on end.Gens: Immerse yourself in a world of tycoons, dungeons, and adventures. Build, mine, farm, and engage in mob-killing to conquer the economy. Customize your skills, battle foes, and embark on epic quests. Gens offers a unique combination of activities to satisfy every Minecraft enthusiast.Lifesteal: Unleash your combat prowess in thrilling battles where every hit counts. Steal life from your enemies and claim victory.Kingdoms: Forge alliances, build your empire, and conquer the lands. Will your kingdom reign supreme?Box: Immerse yourself in the heart-pounding action of PvP within a confined space. Battle to earn money, upgrade your gear, and engage in intense mining and grinding. In the confined quarters of the box, every decision counts. Will you emerge as the ultimate champion?With a thriving community, responsive staff, and regular events, LuxCube is the ultimate destination for Minecraft enthusiasts. Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting your adventure, there’s a place for you here.Join us today and embark on an epic journey like no other. The adventure starts here!”

play.luxcube.net

Dig up

Hardcore, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	8060
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14	Buildings Constructed:	31
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Divine Spears Created:	23
Enchantments Applied:	174	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	1

If you’re searching for a great place to play alone, with friends, or to even meet new people ─ come on and try out our server! The Magbungkal Community offers captivating adventures and entertaining gameplay. In addition, we provide a unique gaming experience that no other server could ever match!Magbungkal provides both bedrock and java to diversify our community even further. Making gameplay as enjoyable as possible for players is our goal! We guarantee if you join our server, you won’t be disappointed. It features a friendly community with staff members available to assist you with gameplay whenever necessary.

play.magbungkal.net:19132

AusTv

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	6819
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Towns Built:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

A server with a different and innovative proposal, with a game style completely aimed at players and which seeks to attract different audiences and tastes. A new gaming experience, with several options, we built a server for everyone!Versions: 1.16.4 to 1.20.x

jogar.austv.net

AKIOMC

Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	4748
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Animals Bred:	199
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Dragon Eggs Found:	4975	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	329

We are a Network that began its activities in June 2023, and since then, we have given our best to stand out

akiomc.com:25576

TheaLater MC

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	8450
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Towns Built:	8	Potions Brewed:	150
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Zombie Dances:	10
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

If youre looking for a chill layed back server with a all inclusive community then you are in luck! This server is mainly survival but we are constantly expanding to other games. Come check us out if you’re interested!

mc.thealater.com

GensFood

Economy, Mini Games, Roleplay, Vanilla

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	3520
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	78
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10

GensFood is a unique Minecraft Server with a range of cool features: • Generators gamemode • Prestige system • Custom Mining and Fishing • Random events • Chat Reactions • Seasonal Payouts

play.GensFood.net

EcoSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	8104
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	57	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	1983	Towns Built:	10
Meteorites Collected:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	56	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1

play.ecosmp.net

The Witch Chest

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	2464
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Astral Projections Made:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Meteorites Collected:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3

If you are looking for chill community, with all kind of players from all over the world, to make memories with. Then this is the server for you! Lots of fun activities and unique things that will keep you busy for a long time 🙂

sentouki.net

BILTU SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	3442
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Dimension Hops:	12
Ores Mined:	1817	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

⭐MCPE IP: play.biltusmp.fun ⭐PORT: 25582“Welcome to ‘Survival PvP: Engage in intense player vs. player battles where survival is paramount.Lifesteal Mechanic: Your attacks heal you during combat, adding a unique twist to battles.Economy: Establish a thriving in-game economy centered around the lifesteal mechanic.Base Building: Build and fortify your base to protect your resources and survive raids.Resource Gathering: Collect essential resources to thrive in the harsh environment.Trading: Trade with other players for rare items and strategic advantages.

play.biltusmp.fun

MeeTion Network

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	5199
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

———————————————————————————————————— ┈ ⋞ ⟨ ⏣ MEETION NETWORK ⏣ ⟩ ⋟ ┈Java IP -> meetion-mc.com / Bedrock IP -> meetion-mc.com – Puerto -> 19132 Discord: https://discord.gg/6JbNn3KXZ7SUPPORT FOR -> 1.16.4 to 1.20.4 AVAILABLE FOR BEDROCK!Welcome to MeeTion Network, an excellent server for its incredible experiences and designs while you play and have fun. We are a very dedicated and hassle-free server, where we value the community above all else. The server is in versions 1.16.4 to 1.20.4, and everyone is welcome as Java and Bedrock players are free to join!Take a seat, get comfortable and have fun! ————————————————————————————————————

meetion-mc.com