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Players:	107/600	Votes:	2987
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Magic Items Found:	1788	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

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Pea

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	6357
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Dragons Tamed:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Void Gems Collected:	10
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Magic Items Found:	6775
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

This is a semi-vanilla survival server with minimal rules against grieving because who doesn’t like waking up one morning to find their house burnt down and looted definitely me. We’ve got Geyser for Java and Bedrock compatibility and Via-Version, so I don’t have to update the server; it’s the best.Server rules:No Exploiting/Hacking: No, using cheats to gain an unfair advantage No sharing personal info: No Giving Personal information to others No Squatting: No Living in another’s base without permission

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Olympus

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	5090
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Olympus is a welcoming server for those who are mature enough to be mindful of others but not let it interfere with having fun! A mature and respectful player base is our goal with all welcome! We have plug-ins that add to the experience of Minecraft without taking away the essence of a survival server. You can work together or alone, build farms, towns or shops. You can protect your builds if needs be but still allow access to others so you can work together. Economy plug-in and shop signs to be able to buy and sell to others. Keep in touch with your friends on the server by using Discord for real-time chat! Crates to use if you wish to give you some much needed, hard to get, items to give a fair experience. A true sense of community that will not tolerate griefers or those who would ruin anyone’s experience of the game.

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VillageCraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	5389
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Potions Brewed:	97	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Void Armor Forged:	13	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

Around since 2011, we have seen Minecraft change quite a bit. We have a strong and easygoing community, with friendly players who will get you on your way. On VillageCraft, you can build a village to whatever style you feel, get it protected by one of our friendly staff, and then manage it however you want. Come join us!Key Features: – We have a market, built from the ground up, right in the spawn town, to help you get on your way, be it with your first home, or a new project – Through community elections and votes, you can have your say on how the server operates, from suggesting features, to running events – VillageCraft has been a community since 2011, having seen over 20,000 players over the years, each bringing their contribution to the server – When you build a village, it’s entirely yours. You can decide who to let in, what rules you enforce, and play to your style

mc.villagecraft-server.com

Cobblehaven

Anarchy, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	1515
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alien Abductions:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	96
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Ether Blades Crafted:	6

Welcome to Cobblehaven! Bringing the cobblemon experience to vanilla Minecraft! If you enjoy the survival aspects of Minecraft then you’ll have a blast over here!Our Features: MEGA EVOLUTION ALL LEGENDARY POKEMON Land claiming to protect your chests and builds!! Crates Player Gyms SPAWNER BASED Economy GTS VOICE CHAT New and FREQUENT Releases of Pokemon And much more in the making!

cobblehaven.com

McCaverns

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	7590
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

mcs.mccaverns.com

PandaCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Prison, PvP, Survival

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	6972
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Farms Harvested:	763
Dragons Tamed:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	36
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Potions Brewed:	151

mc.pandacraft.cc

Renatus Network

Creative, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, Survival

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	6919
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

Renatus Network BATTLEGROUNDS OFFICIALLY RELEASED /server Battlegrounds JOIN NOW – Renatus.ccParkour Are you ready to take your parkour and speedrunning skills to the next level? With over 400+ levels, including iconic levels like Rainbow, Rocky, and Dungeon, and our unique Infinite Parkour and racing feature, you’ll be in for an adventure like no other.Battlegrounds Are you ready for the ultimate PvP experience? Introduce Battlegrounds, the newest and most thrilling KitPvP gamemode out there. With a roster of over 20+ unique champions, each with their special abilities and power-ups, you’ll have the chance to play as your favorite character and dominate the battlefield.JOIN OVER ONE MILLION UNIQUE PLAYERS Renatus Network has been around since 2012! Over the years, we’ve used that time to refine our game modes into something truly special for every player. With our over 10 years of experience, we understand the importance of community. So we welcome YOU with open arms. Join Renatus and be a part of the community that is standing 10 years strong.

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TANOMI

Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	8193
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16

You have reached the official page of a unique Minecraft server with new features that open up for you a fresh look at the game and the difficulty of survival. This is an amazing world where you can be anyone: choose your play style! Exciting systems of new enchantments, fishing, mining, unique monsters, a whole list of new equipment and much more await you! All this without mods, without downloading a launcher. We don’t put labels on players like RP servers do, you can be whoever you want, whenever you want, and the standard of living that you want. And we will try to preserve your gameplay for a long time, because we do not have wipes of the main world. You can access us even from a non-licensed client, so you don’t need to spend extra money on purchasing a mojang account. We have the most friendly and sociable community of players and administration! Only you decide how the history of the world you live in will go! Come in and show yourself!Read the detailed description in our VK group or on the website.

46.243.169.234

FTB StoneBlock2 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	7055
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1141	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: sb2.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention claim system > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Maps on RAM drive for faster chunk load. > Daily Backups. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Few items banned. (Link on the server.) > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > Dedicated Server Online 24/7.

sb2.craftersland.net

MineFrost Network

Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	166
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3

MINEFROST NETWORKIP: play.minefrost.net ___________________________________________________________WE ARE OPENING NEW TYPE OF SERVERS! – VANILLA SKYBLOCK – CUSTOM SURVIVAL – CUSTOM BEDWARS – ANARCHY SKYLANDS – EXTREME HARDCORE AND MUCH MORE!!!

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DemonsLand Season 3

Economy, LifeSteal

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	6205
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Void Gems Collected:	15	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Dragons Tamed:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Demons Land is A Public Lifesteal Server. By Playing here You can Enhance your Lifesteal Experience.

play.demonsland.fun

MCSugars

Economy, Survival

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	7943
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Magic Items Found:	8739
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Dragons Tamed:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7

MCSugars is a survival server based on a diamond economy, with loads of cool features including land claims, pwarps, chest shops, crates, marriage and more

mcsugars.com

MitoloskaSLO

Economy, Survival

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	7665
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Enchantments Applied:	115
Astral Projections Made:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Dragon Scales Harvested:	393	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	32	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Slovenian survival server because you start as a servant and can become a GOD! Come and join! more in the video: https://youtu.be/nIFqOfCyZBU

mitslo.net

NiftySMP

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	3665
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Demon Skulls Collected:	41
Buildings Constructed:	8	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Void Armor Forged:	22	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	2

play.niftysmp.com

MythriaNET

Cross-Play, Economy

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	1511
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Mythical Quests Completed:	26	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Void Armor Forged:	28	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

Mythria.NET – Your CityBuild network [1.8.x – 1.19.x]

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